featuring Felix and Meredith (distaste bi and disaster pan respectively)

text 1: i sold my braincells for this hot bod
text 2: god
god fuckign
why must none of us value BRAI N S
we're all ASS this EYES that CONFIDENCE this
what about W I T

text 3: We are all gay so we dumb
text 4: when i'm humping down the nearest billionaire whilst planing a bomb under his pillow set to explode at precisely 12:07 that very night i won't give a Fuck about wits

text 5: i qam noT DU M B
I AM THE INLY BRAINS IN THIS ENTIRE SEXY FAMILY
text 6: you can be sexy and smart you fuckign IDI O T S

featuring: my bud Ryder as evan (old buff guy)
my boyf distac as lauralie (the gal)
myself as Damien (glasses bitch)