Hello fellow STAYs!

First thing first: I've never done this kind of story before. I've never worked with requests, English isn't my first language, and I'm not used to short stories either. So, if you find yourself dissatisfied with the stories, the pace, or even the grammar, feel free to let me know - so long as we stay polite and civil about it!

!!IMPORTANT!!

I do not, under any circumstances, believe that the way the boys represented in some of the stories is the way they are as people. I love all of them from the bottom of my heart and vilifying them the way I will in some of my one-shots is A) a way for me to try out new styles/genres and B) to get out of my comfort zone.

As said in the summary, there will be trigger warnings (TW!) put at the beginning of every single chapter, so be careful when checking them out. If you think at any point that I might be missing some, PLEASE let me know and I'll correct that right away.

As always, reviews are appreciated, and requests too!

Now, since I'm going for the full Wattpad experience, might as well go all-out. So, here I offer you something none of us actually need: introductions!

1) Lee Felix

He's an actual angel with the voice of a demon - the duality of this man is *chef's kiss*

2) Bang Chan

Their performance at MAMA 2020 live rent free in my mind.

3) Lee Minho (Lee Know)

He's the funniest member in SKZ and you can't change my mind.

4) Seo Changbin

Still haven't gotten over his "MAAAATRYOSHKA" (and you've just sang it in your head dO nOt LiE)

5) Hwang Hyunjin

You know when someone's so beautiful you just can't breathe and then you see him dance and you're like "alright I guess I'll die happy now".

6) Han Jisung

Still haven't gotten over his blue-hair era and I wasn't even THERE to witness it. We stan an all-rounder king!

7) Kim Seungmin

The definition of "cute but deadly", adorably savage and talented~

8) Yang Jeongin (I.N.)

White-haired I.N. is superior I.N. and nothing can change my mind. MAKNAE ON TOP!

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Jesus I can't believe I just did this. I guess I'm really too far gone now.

Don't forget to check the rules in the summary if you want to post a request. Now that that's done, have fun storming the castle, kids!