(Your POV)
A week has passed since my fight against Sairaorg, and it was now time for the school festival. All of us in the ORC club room were giving it our all, and our efforts were not wasted, because we appeared to be the most popular attraction for the student festival. The old school building was large, and we used that to our advantage by setting up multiple areas. We've also divided the work; Rias and Koneko worked at the cafe, Irina and Asia handled a purification area (which involved a shrine that I built), Akeno was doing a fortune telling area, Kiba was holding a sign in front of the current school building that pointed people to the old school building, Ravel was selling tickets in the front, Rossweisse and Azazel were supervising us, and I worked in the haunted house part with Gasper, Ayako, Unohanna, Onihime, and Kankuro. All of us were on break, readjusting our costumes to make sure they were perfect. I was dressed up as Frankenstein's monster, meaning I had fake stitches all over me, my long and wild hair was dyed black with a gray streak in it, and I had green makeup all over my skin. Onihime was dressed as an oni, Ayako was a mad scientist with (maybe real) blood, Unohanna was a mummy, Kankuro was a murderous clown, and Gasper was a vampire. We were sitting at a desk behind the scenes of the haunted house, eating snacks as some of us adjusted each other's costumes.

"So (Y/N), how many people have you scared?" Onihime questioned as Unohanna reapplied my face paint.

"Um...none, everyone who saw me asked me about my relationship with Rias." I sighed, I never liked conversations, and now that news of me and Rias' relationship has been announced on her social media accounts. "Thanks Ayako, for helping me with the crowd."

"It's an excuse to carry a bone saw, I love this job." Ayako held up a bone saw that I thought was a prop, but as it turns out, it's a real saw. So Ayako has been chasing people around with an actual weapon.

"By the way, I sent an invite to Sairaorg, Seekvaira, Sona, and Zephyrdor." I informed my friends while holding up my phone. "Since we're all friends now, I figured it would be a nice thing to do."

"Huh, maybe I should hide...considering I attempted to fight that dragon rook guy for hurting Gasper." Onihime rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly. "I regret nothing."

"(Y/N)!" Someone strong suddenly kicked down the door, and who else would it be other than Sairaorg? Since he was going casual today, he wore a jersey, shorts, and sandals. Luckily, he doesn't hate me after his loss, in fact, he appeared to respect me more. "How's my favorite lunatic doing!"

"I'm okay, how about yourself?" I leaned back in my chair, noticing how Coriana and Kuisha were behind him, both of whom were wearing casual clothes. "Hi Coriana. Hi Kuisha."

"Sairaorg, don't go around breaking doors!" Seekvaira was also behind Sairaorg, wearing a purple coat, black leggings, and heels.

"It's okay, I can repair them." I pulled a drill and some nails out from underneath the table. "Also, hi Seekvaira."

"(Y/N), I know you're being polite, but you don't need to say 'Hi' to every single person who walks through that door." Kankuro informed me as Sona made herself known.

"Sairaorg, aren't you going to tell him about your connections?" Kuisha reminded Sairaorg, who sheepishly chuckled.

"Oh yeah, all my connections cut ties with me after you kicked my ass." Sairaorg laughed, but this was a big deal. He needs connections to achieve his dream, and now he doesn't have that.

"Let me see your phone." Ayako ordered Sairaorg, and all of us disapproved of this idea because this is Ayako, but Sairaorg still handed his phone over to her. Ayako scrolled through the phone for a bit before pressing on a single number. She set the phone on speaker, and all of us anxiously awaited the person to pick up.

"Sairaorg, I told you not to call this number anymore!" The man on the other side of the phone barked, and he sounded pissed. "You lost to a fucking seal of all things!"

"This isn't Sairaorg, this is Ayako Benihone, the Ultimate Vivisectionist." Ayako spoke into the phone in a colder tone, so cold and scary in fact I got shivered just from listening. "You can either go back to supporting Sairaorg or..." Ayako's eyes were filled with a creepy aura. "I will nail you to the wall of your own bedroom with rusty railroad spikes and dissect your still living body. I will pour all of your stomach acid into a bowl and sprinkle it all over your skin. Then I will begin tearing your ribs out one by one and impaling them into your dick until all your rides pierced your dick into looking like a multi-hooked fishhook. Then I will cut your dick off, nice and slow, and tie a string to it. Then I'll shove the string so far up your ass I'll be able to pull it out the other end. I'll begin pulling the string all the way through your body, watching in satisfaction as your ribs stick out of your esophagus, intensities, and stomach. All while keeping you alive to experience every agonizing moment, all until I decide to get bored and decide to finish this off by cutting off your fingers and force feeding them to you, allowing you to choke on them. Do I make myself clear?"

"Y-Yes ma'am..." The person on the other side of the phone actually sounded genuinely scared, and then Ayako hung up before scrolling before she continued scrolling again. Fortunately, Coriana took away the phone before she could do more damage.

"Are you crazy?! Coriana shouted in disbelief of the girl.

"Yes I am, how could you tell?" Ayako answered in a monotone voice like Koneko's, except more bloodthirsty.

"What if they call the police on you?" Kuisha decided to be the voice of reason.

"Fuck the police, I can stab peopel." Ayako wasn't hesitant in the slightest.

"She's perfect..." Sairaorg whispered under his breath while staring at Ayako. "Speaking of relationships-"

"None of us were talking about relationships." Onihime had Gasper sitting on her lap, eating some rabbit shaped apples.

"-How is your relationship with Rias going?" Sairaorg continued his sentence before shooting a glare at Onihime.

"Rias and I haven't gone on any dates yet, but we've been perfectly happy staying in and watching anime together." I answered. "We've been watching this new anime called Jujutsu Kaisen, and there's some interesting magic ideas I should probably use one day."

(A/N: You won't, I'm already overwhelmed)

"Speaking of her, why don't you two go ahead and enjoy the rest of the festival together?" Unohanna suggested. "I caught Rias writing a schedule of things you two could do when you have enough time, and she looked really excited."

"Are you sure?" I thought outloud, yes I would love to spend the rest of my day with Rias, but I don't want to make everyone here work harder to make up for my place.

"(Y/N), you've scared less people than Gasper, you can go." Ayako informed me before tossing me a towel. "Here, you can use this to get the makeup off your face."

"If you're certain, thank you." I took the towel and used it to wipe off all the swamp green makeup and removed the fake stitches from my body. I also took out the fake boots that were planted on my neck.

I then made my way out of the break room and into a hallway of the old school building. My hair was still dyed black with a single gray streak, but it should be washed out later. I was also wearing my costume, which consisted of a faded brown coat, a black shirt, faded jeans, and heavy boots. I knew that Rias was working at the cafe, so I headed over there first. I entered the cafe, which had Halloween decorations scattered around it. It was full of people of different backgrounds. I saw a giant win long curly hair and glasses talking about insects with some guy with a stair patterned jacket and a girl with blood red eyes and a killer look in her eyes. At another table, I saw a tanned girl with a white shirt and red skirt challenging a muscular boy with what looked to be lightning coming from his eyes. The lightning eyed boy and tanned girl then began an eating contest. At a third table, a girl with brown hair, a green shirt, and a green skirt was typing on a computer while a biker looking fellow watched from beside her. I looked around the room once more and noticed Rias was in the kitchen, wearing a maid costume. I walked towards Rias without her noticing me, since she had her back facing towards me. Once I was close enough, I wrapped both of my arms around Rias' stomach, catching her off guard.

"Hello Rias, I missed you." I placed my chin on the top of my girlfriend's fluffy haired head, causing the smell of roses to fill my nose.

"(Y/N), I missed you too." Rias responds before moving her head so she could kiss me on the cheek. "Even though it's only been a couple hours, it feels like it's been forever."

"Awwww, young love." Some punk girl with black, blue, and pink hair was watching us from a nearby table. "Now can Ibuki get her pancakes?"

"I was wondering if you would like to explore the rest of the festival with me." I decided to ignore the rockstar girl's statement. "But you look busy at the moment."

"Oh I called Kiba some time ago, so he can take over for me." Rias informed me as Kiba suddenly walked out from behind a corner wearing a butler outfit. "Come on, this is our last school festival, and I wanna spend it with you."Rias and I joined hands and left the cafe before leaving the old school building entirely. We decided to go to the new school building because there would be a wider range of things to do there. We decided to stay in our costumes because that could gather the attention of people who wanted to check out where we came from. The two of us walked to the entrance of the school and looked around, noticing a truly staggering amount of cafes were inside the new school building. Though I noticed most of the cafes had a unique charm to them. One was a wrestler cafe, one was a samurai cafe, and another was an anime one. The wrestler cafe had all the students wearing obviously fake muscles and sloppily dressed as pro wrestlers, but they appeared to be having fun.  "Hey (Y/N), there's an anime cafe, let's go check it out!"

"Sure thing Rias." I couldn't contain the smile on my face as we walked to the cafe together.

(Timeskip, brought to you by Rias getting a picture taken with an Emma (The Promised Neverland) and a Tanjiro (KNY) cosplayer while (Y/N) held the camera)

Rias and I were back in the ORC clubroom, and both of us were tired. People in the maid cafe loved Rias's outfit and people from the Halloween cafe loved my outfit, so we took pictures nonstop. Once we went back to our normal clubroom, we both crashed on the couch. I was laying on my back while Rias rested on her stomach while also laying on top of me. I had my arms wrapped around Rias' petite waist while she wrapped her own arms around my sturdy neck. "Rias, are you still certain about allowing me to have a harem?" I questioned the girl. "I know you want me to be happy, but I don't want you to feel unimportant."

"(Y/N), you're going to end up in a harem no matter what, especially with your personality." Rias sighed. "(Y/N), do you think you're able to break someone's heart? Imagine if Asia gave you a heartfelt confession, do you think you'll be able to reject her?"

"Not really..." I've never really been confessed to before, so I honestly wasn't sure how to deal with it. "What if you don't feel loved enough?"

"(Y/N), relax." Rias' embrace squeezed me. "You are without a doubt one of the most loving people I have ever met, scratch that, the most loving. Plus you having a harem makes me feel like I'm in a romcom."

"Romcom?" Rias has started using more and more anime terms I am unfamiliar with, like magical girl. Rias is a girl, and she can use magic. Therefore; magical girl.

"It means romantic comedy." Rias giggled as she brought her lips to my face, but just before they made contact, the door suddenly busted open, and both of us instantly shot up from our seats. Both Rias and I looked in the direction of the door and saw that Irina and Xenovia were on the ground, and everyone else in ORC was peeping on the other side of the door. "Eh? What are you guys doing here?"

"H-Hey, you shouldn't have pushed me, Xenovia!" Irina was on the ground beneath Xenovia.

"Congratulations you two, now I can hit on (Y/N) without worrying about anything." Xenovia had a determined sparkle in her eyes, a sparkle I am not liking.

"Um...congratulations to both of you. I'll try to follow in your footsteps, Rias." Asia also appeared to be issuing the same challenge as Xenovia.

"Ara ara, now I can get serious about having an affair with (Y/N)!" Akeno's voice is filled with a concerningly high amount of excitement.

"...The good part was just getting started, wasn't it?" Koneko asked in her usual monotone voice.

"Please, continue like we're not here." Azazel hid behind the door frame with Kiba, trying to act as though neither of them are actually here.

"I'll only allow such illicit actions today..." Rossweisse looked away while crossing her arms and blushing. "...Like hand holding."

"You don't actually believe hand holding is lewd do you?" Onihime looked at Rossweisse while holding Gasper like a teddy bear.

"The festival went well, so I borrowed the kitchen to make us a cake." Ravel appeared to be the only person here who wasn't watching my time with Rias. Why do I think that? She was confused as to what everyone else was doing. "Hey, what's going on here?"

"Something that might end up in disaster."

(Scene change, brought to you by an 8-bit fish flying past the screen)
(Third POV, Niflheim)

Snow.

Pure white snow as far as the eye could see, with nothing but gray clouds up above raining even more snow on this frozen wasteland. A cold, dry wind carried the scent of death wherever it blew. The pitch black branches of a lone dead tree moved with the wind. This tree's bark was a black as night, and it's roots sunk deep into the frozen dirt, somehow barely surviving in the cold abyss.

"Damn it Cousin, why am I the one digging into the ground?"

"Because you can turn into a dragon."

"This is YOUR domain!"

"This is YOUR mission."

A conversation was occurring between two people that were digging a hole beside the tree. One of the people wore a dark blue hanten paired with pants, and wooden snowshoes, the man had long bluish white hair flowing down his back as well as a special necklace around his neck. As for the woman, she had white hair that was tied in a bun, and a white fur jacket over her salmon colored vest, white pants, and black boots. The man had his white arm turned into the giant claw of a white dragon, with his arm covered in white scales and nails dark are obsidian, the man easily tore the frozen rock and dirt from their original place. Dirt and rock flew from their former resting place until the man suddenly stopped and looked at the bottom of this hole, then he turned his arm back into a normal human hand.

"Hey Ursula, I found it."

The man called his cousin, apparently named Ursula, looked down at the bottom of the hole. At the bottom of the hole was an odd coffin. The coffin itself was darker than pitch black, absorbing all of the light that hit it. On the coffin's lid was an odd design depicting five dragons, two women, a single man, and an elderly man, all of whom appeared to be made of a different kind of material. The elderly man was in the middle of the coffin, made of wood with a golden face. The first dragon was made of quartz, and was coiled around the elderly man's right arms, like he was preventing the man from moving his arms . The second dragon was made of sapphire and was coiled around his eyes, preventing him from seeing. The third dragon was made of emeralds, and coiled around the elderly man's legs, preventing him from running. The fourth dragon was made of honey calcite and was wrapped around the man's torso, preventing his heart from beating. The fifth dragon observed from above, and was much larger than the previous four, being made out of azurite with eyes made of diamonds and a mane made of tiger's eye. At the bottom of the coffin, a woman with a skeleton making up half her body reached up with both her fleshed arm of orange calcite and opal for her skeletal half. On either side of the coffin were depictions of Ursula and the man made out of moonstone and aquamarine respectively. Ursula was pointing a sword at the elderly man and the man was aiming a crossbow.

"So...you still want me to call you Zenorse or do you want me to call you your actual name?" Ursula asked, and the man known as Zenorse crouched down and placed his hands on the lid. "Zenorse? What are you doing, he's dead. We all watched the stone go through his head."

"I know that, but I did some digging into him, and I have a feeling that we may be wrong." Zenorse placed his fingers on either side of the lid. "What are the odds? What are the odds he survived? What are the odds he faked his death? What are the odds I never thought of this possibility?"

"Impossible, your scheme put Aizen, Light Yagami, Lawliet, Lelouch, and every other smart person to immeasurable shame. How could..." Ursula ranted as Zenorse removed the lid to reveal a half decayed corpse of an elderly man. "See? Corpse? He's dead."

"Where's his magic energy?" Zenorse questioned. "Magic is released into the environment when we die like radiation, and for us, it would take at least ten thousand years for all our magic to get released, yet this guy seemingly ran out of magic in only 10 years."

"Why does it matter, he's dead." Ursula then moved her cloak to reveal that one of her arms was a robotic prosthetic. "I lost an arm because of him, so he should be dead!"

"What are the odds he reincarnated?" Zenorse suggested in a shocked tone. "What are the odds? What are the odds? What are the odds!"

"Stop repeating that phrase, it's getting annoying, and why do you keep repeating it in the first place?!" Ursula used her anger to hide her fear.

"Ursula, we're dealing with a being who can control probability, and what are the odds he reincarnated himself?" Zenorse looked in the coffin before putting the lid back on. "Bad news is that I can't use the Almighty Counter again, because that won't work this time, because he's not stupid enough to fall for the same trick twice. Good news is that I know someone who might be able to kill him for good."

"Really? Who?" Ursula was now pacing, causing the snow to crunch beneath her feet as she walked. "Jeff from the hotdog stand?"

"Nope, a certain someone from Kuoh Academy called the Ultimate Immortal." Zenorse jumped out of hole and began walking away, but as he did so, he held his hand out for Ursula. "I'm about to visit him to give him a little...push in the right direction. So cousin, what do you say? Up for another adventure?"

"If I ever say no to that, I want you to plant an arrow between my eyes."

"Like you tried to do back when we were at war?"

"I said sorry."

"YOU KILLED ME!"

"You got better."

(A/N: I am convinced that Ichiei Ishibumi wanted to make all of Issei's moves in Welsh but he took one look at that said to himself "Fuck that" and made all of his moves in Japanese/English. Here's a list of Issei's moves in Welsh:
Dragon Shot: Ergyd Draig
Dress Break: Egwyl Gwis
Pailingual: Dwyieithog y Fron
Boost: Hwb
On the Winter Wanderer scale of language difficulty from 1 to I refuse to Acknowledge This as an Actual Language; Welsh is a solid "WHERE ARE THE FUCKEN VOWELS?!"
(I'm sorry to any of my viewers who may be Welsh, you guys have my favorite flag ever. Like no one else has a dragon flag, which is VERY sad. I WANT MORE DRAGON FLAGS DAMNIT!