(Your POV)
A week has passed since Kokabiel was defeated, Xenovia became a devil, Irina went back to Europe to return the excalibur fragments, and Kokabiel was sent to hell. I was currently walking through the halls of Kuoh Academy. People did stare at me because of my seal cloak, but they just assume I found it in the ocean because half of everything I owned before becoming a devil was found there, everything else was there already. Of course, other rumors could be heard, some people heard that I killed a seal and stole it's skin, and I'm showing off my act of cruelty. However, no one really believes that rumor because they know I'm willing to help anyone, and the rumor started from Matsuhada and Motohama. Now don't get me wrong, I am not popular like Kiba, I'm just relatively well known because I am one of the few males attending this formerly all females school. I'm primarily only known for being a giant and helpful, and the current situation is not really helping. I was asked by Sona to deliver some papers for a teacher across campus.

"There once was a ship that put to sea, and the name of that ship was the Billy o' Tea~"

I was singing to myself to make the job more fun to me, since my father often sings when he's doing dishes, and I decided to sing a song I heard him singing.
I was carrying five boxes full of paper, I believe two of them were for a printer, one was grading papers, and the other two are assignments for the semester. I didn't really care about the stares at me, I knew most of them were just about curiosity.

"The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down. Blow, me bully boys, blow~"

On the subject of my popularity, I'd say I'm the 6th most popular boy at school, the first being Kiba, 2-4 were the perverted trio, and the 5th spot was occupied by my classmate Yuto Kamishiro, another pervert but he's very hard to detect. However, in terms of being liked, I was a solid 2nd place, the first still being Kiba. Girls don't really want to date me left and right, they honestly just see me as a friend, assuming they think of me at all.

"Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum~!"

To be honest, most girls forget I exist unless they need something, or I happen to be in the same room as them. I wasn't hated, nor was I liked, I was just...there. Still, that really didn't matter back then because I was usually focused on staying alive and keeping my studies up. Due to my utility, most (primarily female) clubs would often ask me to repair places that allow the perverted trio to peak at them, such a hole in the wall.

"One day, when the tonguing' is done, we'll take our leave and go~!"

I gained some of my skills (like swordsmanship, singing, playing an instrument) by helping people, and improving those skills to help a wider range of people. Though I was far from the best, I was enough to give the kendo captain a decent fight and keep up with the musical club.

"She had not been two weeks from shore, when down on her a right whale bore~"

I walked into the classroom where I'm supposed to deliver the papers and set the boxes down on the desk of the teacher I was supposed to deliver to, strangely enough, the teacher wasn't in the classroom. I personally found it odd, but what I found to be even weirder is that people were staring at me, entranced with my singing voice judging from their expressions. Still, I kept on singing because I was still on the job, which was to pick up a paper attached to a clipboard and deliver it to the office.

"The captain called all hands and swore, he'd take that whale in tow~"

I walked through the halls, except I noticed there weren't as many people in the hallways compared to earlier. I just assumed all of the girls are crowding around Kiba again, since they do tend to do that. Either that, or they're beating up Motohama and Matsuhada, since Issei kind of quit the perverted trio when he became a devil. Now that I think about it, he's been talking to that perverted girl in my class quite a bit, I think her name was Aika Kiryuu, but I'm not 100% certain.

"Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum~! One day, when the tonguing' is done, we'll take our leave and go~!"

As I walked through the hallway, I noticed a large crowd of girls were surrounding something, must be Kiba or someone else extremely attractive. However, when all the girls noticed me, they stopped talking and stared at me, and I was tempted to hide my face with the clipboard, but I pressed on because Rias and Akeno keep on working on my confidence.

"Morning (Y/N)."

"Morning Aika."

Upon hearing those words leave my lips, I realized something was up, so I looked over the crowd of people (since the tallest of them is like 5'5) and saw that there was a market stand containing something that looked like those weird drawings Issei often reads, except instead of two girls it's two guys. As if that wasn't bad enough, the guys in the picture were Kiba, myself, and Issei. There were tons of those weird kinds of drawings, the weirdest one in my opinion were the ones with Kiba on a long pillow. I found some pillows with my image, and the pictures weren't 100% accurate.

"I don't have a shark tattoo." I pointed at the long pillow that displayed me shirtless, but it displayed my back with a shark tattoo on it.

"You're not going to question why I'm selling yaoi, dakimakura, or any other merchandise involving you?" Aika asked as the girls looked at me cautiously.

"You made these yourself, no?" I asked, and Aika nodded in response. "I may not understand these drawings you and Issei like, but I think it looks pretty good."

"Please don't compare me to Issei." Aika requested, but I've always seen them as pretty similar, since they were both perverts and peeking in on the opposing gender in the bathroom. "By the way, there's an anonymous poll to find out who the most girls would marry, would you like to see your results?"

"Sure." I shrugged my shoulders, as Aika pulled another clipboard off her desk revealing a paper with Kiba, Issei, Saji, and my name written at the top and a different number of tally marks under each name. "I did better than I expected."

"I know right?" Aika pointed out that Issei had one mark, I had seven, Kiba had a larger number that was somewhere in the triple digits, and Saji had zero. "Between you and me, everyone who voted for you is in the top ten most beautiful women on campus."

"Neat."

"By the way, no one's buying any of these, so here." Aika handed me a bag full of what appears to be more of those weird anime things, except each book depicted me with a different girl I know, the first of which depicting Rias and I. "They're not a fan of these books because the girls I ship you with are way prettier than them."

"You 'ship' me with?" I didn't know what 'ship' in that context meant, but I know what ship means, it's a giant mode of transportation for water. "What does that mean?"

"Ship means...supporting someone to be a couple I guess." Aika explained. "Like personally, I ship you with Rias, but some guys think Akeno, Xenovia, or some girl named Rossweisse would be better. Hey, everyone has their own opinions, and I'm not one of those toxic fans who judge people based on their opinions."

"So...why are you giving me these books?" I asked as I looked at the cover of the one featuring Rias and I, the title of it read 'A Knight and Princess, their love will blossom into lust...', don't tell me this is one of those books Issei reads.

"Because no one else is buying them, and they're books about you, so...yeah." Aika then showed me a book showing off her and Issei in the same manner. "Besides, I've got mine."

"Do you like Issei?"  I asked, I personally thought the two would make a nice couple. "He's currently single."

"My feelings are none of your business." Aika hid her book behind her back before pointing at my clipboard. "So why do you have a clipboard?"

"Oh, I have to deliver something to the student council room." I was about to leave but then I remembered something. "Actually, could I get the pillow with the shark tattoo on my back, I like the design."

(Timeskip, brought to you by (Y/N) and Issei sword fighting with body pillows, with (Y/N)'s being of himself and Issei's being of some random character with huge badonkers I guess)

Turns out, all the books Aika gave me are pornos.

I sat in the ORC clubroom with my elbows on my knees and my hands on my face to cover my shame. I'm not sure what I expected, but this most certainly was NOT it. I apparently had books depicting me with Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Asia, Xenovia, Sona, and Tsubaki. Wait a minute, that's seven girls, and I had seven votes under my name according to Aika. Maybe that's a coincidence, but why did Aika make these books in the first place? They were basically manga depicting me and one of the girls doing such a shameless act. I didn't know what to do with these books, since burning them would be a waste of paper, maybe I should give these books to Issei.

"Sup dude." Issei suddenly appeared behind me, causing me to noticeably jump a bit. "What's with the hentai, seems like a bad idea to just leave it out hers?"

"I got them from Aika, who gave me them for free because no one else was buying them." I explained before offering Issei them. "You want them?"

"I may be a perverted degenerate, but reading porn with my best friend in it is weird even for me." Issei declined my request, getting rid of my idea to dispose of these lewd books. "Why did Aika make them anyways?"

"She said she 'shipped me' with them." I answered bluntly, even with her explanation, I didn't fully grasp her understanding of the word. "By the way where is everyone else?"

"Ara ara, I always had a feeling you were a bottom~" Akeno is now sitting in front of Issei and I, reading the book that displayed me and her. "If you'd like, we can make this little manga a reality."

"I'm okay, thank you for offering." I didn't know how to react to this situation, so I responded the best way I could. "Do you perhaps want the book, I don't want it?"

"Oh, and here I thought you would have used this book for your fantasies~" Akeno teased further, causing Issei to disassociate and me to look away, avoiding eye contact with anyone.

"I can live without such books." I crossed my arms, ignoring Akeno's giggling. "Personally, I'd have a passionate conversation with my girlfriend, if I ever get one, talking about our passions, hopes, dreams, futures, and possibly some more."

"As you can see, (Y/N) is far too innocent to care about things like sex." Rias suddenly hugged me from behind, wrapping her arms around my neck whilst her head rested on my head.

"I think you're forgetting the parts where I've killed people, burned down houses, and robbed Riser's wallet." I reminded the devil, but she didn't really care about those instances.

"Say, all the measurements in these look pretty accurate, I wonder if yours is accurate." Akeno was about to turn the page over so I could see it, but Xenovia took it from her hands.

"Yes, it is, I remember it was that big when I saw it." Xenovia pointed out, and out of context, it sounds bad so I needed to explain some things.

"She invaded my bath the other day, so she knows what 'it' looks like." I explained, sweat dropping as I said that. "Incase you're all wondering, no I did not ask for it."

"Ask for what?"

All of us quickly turned our heads to see Sirzechs and Grayfia entering through the door, and I jumped from my seat to dogeza in front of him to show my respects. Even after Sirzechs said I was fine, I didn't move until Issei and Rias pried me off the floor. After Koneko hid the books in my bag, we all sat down. Sirzechs and Grayfia sat across from Xenovia, me, Rias, Akeno, and Issei, who sat in that order.

"Why are you here, brother?" Rias didn't sound mad or anything, but if she was, she was doing a good job at it. "I don't recall asking you to come here."

"Why are you so cold sister?" Sirzechs looked hurt, but Grayfia still sat calmly and emotionlessly.

"Maybe it's because you tried marrying her off to quite possibly the worst person imaginable?" I remembered Riser, I wonder how he's doing, I could probably 1v1 him now without taking much damage.

"He has a point." Grayfia agreed with me, and I noticed that she was looking between Rias and I, and I could have seen a small smile gracing her lips.

"Anyways, as for your question dear sister, I'm here for Parents' Day!" Sirzechs pulled out an envelope and handed it to Rias, allowing us to read what was on it. "Dad will also be joining us."

"Why?" Rias asked in clear disbelief and hate, I guess she's still VERY mad about the Riser thing. "I'm sure you have more important things to attend to, as the head devil and all?"

"But this does tie into my work as a devil, since I founded this academy." Sirzechs proudly announced, which is kind of ironic since a man founded an all girls school. "Besides, you're my little sister and I want to bond with you more."

"Maybe you should have considered that before arranging a marriage without your sister's input?" I suggested, making Grayfia stifle a laugh and Sirzechs realize why Rias doesn't like him all that much.

"I understand that now, and I apologize." Sirzechs apologized, which is not seen everyday because most rich and powerful people just pay massive sums of money to make sure their mistakes are swept under a rug. "By the way, we arrived in the human world late at night, is there anywhere you know we can stay?"

"You can stay at my house, it has quite a bit of extra rooms." I offered, much to Rias' horror.

"Huh?"

(Timeskip, brought to you by Rias down glaring at Sirzechs while (Y/N) held her and Rias cling to him defensively)

With my offer said, I was now sitting on the couch of my house with some new guests. Xenovia still lived with me because she refused to leave, Asia decided to stay because she and Xenovia get along pretty well now, Rias is staying for gods know why, and Sirzechs is staying along with Grayfia because they have nowhere else to go.

"So is everyone you know just going to be super attractive or is it just the ones we met so far?" Natalia asked as she began setting some ground rules for the house. "Also, the number one rule of this house is to respect the people who own it, which means (Y/N), Asger, and maybe myself."

"What happens if we don't?" Sirzechs asked, letting the playful side to his personality slip a bit.

"Fuck around and find out." Natalia quoted as she cocked a .44 Magnum which she got from gods know where. "Any questions?"

"Can I sleep with (Y/N)?" Sirzechs asked, and while Rias looked 100% ready to kill him on the spot, I remained calm and stoic.

"Sorry sir, I don't swing that way." I responded whilst holding my hand up. "I hope you understand, besides, Grayfia would be a better fit for you."

"I see how that could be misinterpreted, but I just wanted to get to know you better, and I figured the best way to do that is to sleep in the same room as you." Sirzechs seemed insistent, so I reluctantly agreed since this man reminds me of a child.

"Then where will I sleep?" Rias asked, and Natalia sighed as she took off her glasses to pinch the bridge of her nose.

"Rias, we have this thing called spared rooms, since this place is a freaking palace now thanks to your father." Natalia was getting tired of all this supernatural stuff, she told me she just wanted a normal family, and was grateful I accepted her almost instantly. "You can sleep with (Y/N) tomorrow, but I'm only letting you do this because you haven't tried anything else yet, and if you hurt him I'll drop kick you into the earth."

"Please don't threaten our guests, dear." My father requested calmly, since he was one of the few people who can dare oppose Natalia's temper.

"What about me?" Asia asked, and she got an entirely different response from my step mother compared to Rias.

"Asia, you're an angel so feel free to barge into (Y/N)'s room at any time."

"I think that's an invasion of privacy."

"That's because it is."

(A/N: So I started rereading the DxD manga for source material and how this series is NOT a comedy, like everything that comes out of Issei's mouth is pure gold? Also, I know the anime is better, but I have almost no internet out where I live, out in the middle of nowhere, and trying to watch anything will just result in that show being buggy as hell. Just so you guys know, I'm updating this book more because I want to hurry up and introduce best girl Rossweisse, and I'm 90% certain most people like long stories and not just xreaders that are abandoned five chapters in.