I spent my Writing time penning this scene that really had nothing to do with the plot. I basically spent the whole past hour writing a truth or dare scene and squealing at all the ships I was fueling. Here's a crack fic version of what was going on

Sage: Drane, truth or dare?
Drane (pronounced drawn-eh): dare
(Btw fueling Drage pretty hard)
Sage: I dare you to message Ruby and say that you love her. (Ruby and Drane are in an arranged and loveless marriage.)
Emerald: that's just mean.
Drane: it's not mean if it's true.
Aquamarine: *kawaii fangirl scream*
(Don't get too excited, reader. Ruby is a total bitch.)

Later:
Drane: zeke, truth or dare?
Zeke: dare.
Drane: I dare you to kiss Pearl.
(I've been majorly trying to fuel that ship. Pearl's father was horrible and because of that he's become Panphobic I think. Also...Zekes pansexual)
Emerald: *bursts into laughter like, mmmmm dats some good yaoi*
Diamond: calm down Emerald.
Emerald: too late. That ship is sailing.
Sage: *doesn't understand emerald's joke even tho fangirls all over the world undoubtedly will*
Emerald: never mind. Inside joke.
Zeke: kisses Pearl on the cheek.
Sage: *disappointment*
Zeke: you didn't say where and I didn't want to make him more uncomfortable.
Emerald: nice guys finish last, Sinclair. Heed my words.
Pearl: blushing.

Me: innocent smile.

Ruby just burst in and she's pissed and everybody else is scared...even I'm scared.
If there's no entry from me from tomorrow it means a character in my novel murdered me in my sleep.
Wait...
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I don't sleep....
I guess I'm safe then.