I had a pretty awesome day today. I was swimming at the lake all day and I was on a tube tied to a speed boat with one of my cousins when suddenly I heard a Yelp and she was gone. She fell off. And then my other two cousins went on next and they fell off after a minute. Then I was in the speed boat and we did a drift and I almost fell out which was hilarious but I didn't fall out. So me and somebody not related to us but there was like "somebody come on a tube run with me." And I was like "hells yeah." So before I left my older cousin was like "just watch. This will be the time you fall off." And guess what.
I did.
Not fall off.
Y'all can't get me to fall off shit just saying. I've got titanium grip. Hells yeah.
Also I drove my cousins drunk fiancé for a while because he had to drop an excess car off. I drove pretty well. It was the fastest I had ever gone. Well, that's all for today. I'm going to write and tend to the sun burn on my face.
Au revoir.
TJM

By write I meant watch black butler and by tend to sunburn I meant do nothing for it at all.

I turned my iPod on in the dark and got Attacked by moths.