Right guys! Cuz I'm in a Wholock mood, I decided to update again. :-D (Yes I'm just that nice.:-D)

This segment, (as the name suggests) is a bunch of my favourite Wholock quotes.

They're not ranked because they are all unbelievebly awesome whether they're meant to be sad, funny, inspirational or downright random. I'm not gonna add the names, (because I'm evil) see if you can guess. ;-)

Moffat may suck at plotlines, but the actors (and possibly a teeny bit of imput from himself) made these lines memorable (for me) and hopefully every Wholock in the galaxy. So enjoy!

Thanks to some of my Wholock followers for helping me out!

Cap'n

XD

Doctor Who

"What are you doing here?"

"What do you mean? I live here!"

"Well what did you do that for?!"

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"What's your name?"

"Alonso."

"Your kidding me?!"

"Well, I've always wanted to say this. Allonsy Alonso!!"

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"I don't need to claim things, I know how good I am."

"Listen sister, you may have eyes in the back of your hands.

But you'll have eyes in the back of your head by the time I'm finished with you!!"

(Love it!)

"And most importantly, number 5. Don't let me eat pears.

I hate pears."

"This is all your fault! I shoulda stayed at 'ome!!

"This is my timey wimey detector. It dings when there's stuff."

'Come on, then! The Doctor will see you now!'

" 'Scuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm trying to save the world?"

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'His name is Joshua, it's from the Bible, it means the Deliverer.'

"No it isn't."

"His name is Susan.

And he wants you to respect his life choices."

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"Whatever you do, don't drop the banana!"

"Why not?"

"It's a good source of potassium!"

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"Rule one: The Doctor lies."

"You fought her off, with a water pistol?!

I bloody love you!"

"Hey, I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe by just using a kettle and some string and look at me I'm wearing a vegetable."

(I love sarcasm. :-D)

"I'm so glad that worked. That would have been terrible last words."

"How is Harvey Wallbanger one word!!"

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"I need something salty!"

"Here!" *passes salt*

"No that's too salty!"

"It's too salty?!"

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"Did he just bring the aliens back?!"

"Come along, Pond!"

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”

(Too true.)

"Nice to meet you Rose. Now run for your life."

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"Use your sonic thingy!"

"I can't! It's wood!"

"What, It doesn't do wood?!"

(Once again, I love sarcasm. XD)

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"Run. For God's sake run."

"Spoilers."

"Worst! Rescue! EVER!"

"Time changes. And so must I."

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"You. You are the Doctor."

"And I always will be."

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"I like bananas. Bananas are good."

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"You are not of this world."

"No, but I've put a lot of work into it."

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"Rule 7: Never run when your scared."

“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”

"900 years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother."

(Be thankful you weren't slapped by mine. ;-))

'Basically, run.'

'Scared? Who's scared? Geronimo.'

"Rule 11: Never knowingly be serious."

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'Is this the finest agent England can offer?'

*evil woman sneers*

*kickass woman smirks*

'I'm Welsh.'

*punches woman in the face*

(Love her!!!)

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"Trust the plastic."

"Hello, sweetie."

"Bow ties are cool."

"I speak baby now. I speak everything."

"Come along, Smith!"

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"You need three fingers!"

You've got three fingers."

Oh yeah!"

(lol)

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                 Sherlock:

'Anderson, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street!'

(I felt it needed an exclaimation mark. :-D)

'Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain.'

'Falling's just like flying except there's a more permanent destination.'

"Shut up! Everybody just shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe, Anderson turn the other way, your face is putting me off."

*In Buckingham Palace*

"Your not wearing any pants?"

"No."

"OK."

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I'm not a psycopath Anderson, I'm a highly functioning sociopath, do your research.

"Look at you lot, your all so vacant, is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."

(He should try being a pirate. ;-))

"Shouldn't we call the police?"

*fires bullets into the air*

Yup.

"She's cleverer than you lot and she's dead!"

"Your thinking, it's annoying."

"Brilliant Anderson. Brilliant impression of an idiot."

"Low self esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy and you think he's an audacious, criminal mastermind?"

"Dear God. What's it like in those funny little brains of yours? It must be so boring."

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"This is brilliant. Phone Lestrade and tell him there's an escaped rabbit."

"You serious?"

"It's either this or Cluedo."

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"If I wanted to read poetry, I'd read John's e mails to his girlfriend. Much funnier."

"I always hear punch you in the face when your talking but it's usually subtext."

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"I know you."

"100%?"

"Yeah. Because no one could fake being such annoying git all of the time."

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"Don't bother, you'll never find him, but I know a man who can."

"Who?"

"Me."

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"Who are you?"

"Sherlock Holmes."

"Am I supposed to be impressed?"

"You should be."

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"Just once can you two behave like grown ups?"

"We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't think there's too much hope."

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"Stop it. We can't giggle at a crime scene."

"But your the one who shot him."

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"It's a skull."

"Friend of mine."

"Your insane."

"Your only just getting that now?"

"Leatrade, there's been a break in. Send your least irritating officers and ambulance. Oh no no no no no, we're fine. It's the burglar. He's got himself badly injured. Oh no it's only a few broken ribs, fractured skull and possibly a punctured lung. He fell out of a window.

*crash*

"I need a case!"

"You've just solved one. By harpooning a dead pig apparently."

Right guys! Because there is so many brilliant quotes, I'm gonna do a character best quote section, so message me who you want me to rant about next!

See you next time Wholockers!!

Cap'n XD