(y/n) has logged on.

(y/n) has started a chatroom.

John has logged on.

Mycroft has logged on.

Sherlock has logged on.

(y/n): Hey Mycroft, could you get me out of paying taxes for the rest of my life? (A/N: Do people in the UK have to pay taxes? I'm not sure)

Mycroft: Yes, I could.

(y/n): Will you?

Mycroft: No.

(y/n): But why not?!

Mycroft: You need to learn the value of money!

(y/n): But I have!

Sherlock: I found a fake credit card in your flat yesterday.

(y/n): Sherlock, stay out of this!

(y/n): Wait - YOU BROKE INTO MY FLAT?!

Sherlock: ...no.

(y/n): *sigh* But, please! 

Mycroft: No.

(y/n): Please?!

Mycroft: My answer will not change.

Lestrade has logged on.

Mary has logged on.

Molly has logged on.

(y/n): FINE! BE THAT WAY! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN!

Mycroft: Fine!

Mycroft has logged off.

(y/n): I swear, I'm gonna kill him!

John: HIDE THE KNIVES!

Lestrade: Uh... did we miss something?

John: Yeah, Mycroft won't let (y/n) get out of paying taxes for the rest of her life.

Lestrade: Oh.

(y/n): > : )

Sherlock: Well shit. (y/n), did you kill my brother?

(y/n): Nope. I have a better idea.

(y/n) has logged off.

John: Well great. What is she gonna do now?

~ TEN MINUTES LATER ~

Mycroft has logged on.

(y/n) has logged on.

Mycroft: NOOOO!!!!

(y/n): > : )

John: (y/n)... what did you do?

(y/n): Oh, nothing.

Mycroft: LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING!

Lestrade: Okay, seriously, what did you do?

(y/n): I burned all of his umbrellas.

Sherlock: LOL

John: Oh my gosh! 

Lestrade: hahahaha

Mary: 

Sherlock: What is he doing now?

(y/n): Right now he's rocking back and forth in the fetal position saying 'why' over and over again and muttering about how life isn't fair.

John: I think you broke him!

Sherlock: YES! BLACKMAIL!

(y/n): Mycroft, can you get me out of paying taxes now?

Mycroft: Ugh, fine!

(y/n): mwahahaha

Lestrade: Let's all agree to not mess with (y/n). Ever.

Mycroft: Agreed.

~ EXTENDED ENDING ~

Mycroft has logged on.

Mycroft: WHO BLEW UP MY BRAND NEW UMBRELLA WITH DYNAMITE?!

(y/n): LOL!