(y/n) has started a chatroom.

John has logged on.

Sherlock has logged on.

Mary has logged on.

Moriarty has logged on.

(y/n): GUYS! GUYS! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND!

Moriarty: Dear mother of god, you didn't go on tumblr again, did you?

(y/n): Nope, I found something much better.

John: I'm scared to ask... what's that?

(y/n): MYSTRADE!

Moriarty: LOL

John: ...

Sherlock: Is that like a disease or something?

(y/n): *facepalm* No. It's called a ship. It's when you want two people to be together romantically. It's Lestrade's and Mycroft's names put together.

Sherlock: ...

Sherlock: OH GOD

(A/N: I have nothing against this, I actually ship Johnlock )

(y/n): AND I FOUND FANART AND FANFICTION!

Sherlock: Why on earth would you be happy about this?!

(y/n): Dude, this is the blackmail material of the century!

*pause*

Sherlock: (Y/N) YOU'RE AMAZING

(y/n): I know

John: I ship it

(y/n): *facepalm*

Mycroft has logged on.

Lestrade has logged on.

Mycroft: Hello.

(y/n): Oh... hi Mycroft...

Mycroft: Okay, what did I miss?

Sherlock: Oh nothing...

Lestrade: What are you two up to?

John: We should be asking you the same thing...

Lestrade: ???

(y/n): Look up the word Mystrade

Mycroft: Why?

(y/n): Just do it

Mycroft: Okay...?

Mycroft has logged off.

Lestrade has logged off.

~ A FEW MINUTES LATER ~

Lestrade has logged on.

Mycroft has logged on.

Lestrade: I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Mycroft: I OFFICIALLY HATE THE INTERNET

Moriarty: LOL!

Mary: 

Sherlock: hahahahaha

(y/n): Did you guys see the fanart?

Mycroft: What fanart?

(y/n) has posted a picture.

Lestrade: DEAR MOTHER OF GOD

Mycroft: WHO MAKES THIS STUFF?!

(y/n): People who ship you! LOL

Lestrade: I want to rip my eyes out...

(y/n): Oh, you think this is bad? Wait til you see the Johnlock stuff...

Moriarty: LOL

Sherlock: What

John: Excuse me

(y/n) has posted a picture.

Lestrade: LOL!

Mycroft: hahahahaha

Sherlock: AUGH MY EYES

John: I'M MARRIED!

(y/n): You only got married to hide your true feelings!

Mary: LOL

Mycroft: hahaahaha

Lestrade: Payback's a bitch, ain't it, Sherlock?

Sherlock: Shut up Lestrade

(y/n): I ship Johnlock

Moriarty: Ohmygosh I do too!

(y/n): What if John and Sherlock were able to have kids

Mary: Aww, so adorable!

John: TRAITOR!

Moriarty: Oh dear god - think about it - a bunch of mini Sherlocks

*pause*

(y/n): I DON'T SHIP IT ANYMORE

Lestrade: lol!

John: Okay, can we all agree on one thing?

(y/n): What's that?

John: Let's never look up fanart and fanfiction online ever again.

Sherlock: Agreed.

Lestrade: Agreed.

Mycroft: Agreed.

(y/n): Aww.....

John: *gives (y/n) an i'm-tired-of-your-bullshit-now-agree-with-me look*

(y/n): *gives John an i-don't-care-what-you-think look*

John: *gives (y/n) an i-don't-care-stop-it look*

(y/n): *high fives John's face*

Lestrade: Okay, you two, stop with the chatroom abuse.

(y/n): Fine...

John: But seriously - no fanfiction or tumblr anymore.

(y/n): Fine

~ EXTENDED ENDING ~

John has logged on.

John: WHO EMAILED ME A JOHNLOCK LEMON?!

(y/n): hahahahaha