William Sherlock

Scott Holmes is the worst name that

I can imagine.

- SH

How does William

Sherlock Scott Watson sound to

You, o detective?

- JW

This pleases me, John,

I should call you doctor, but

I like soldier best.

- SH

Forward much, Sherlock?

Didn't know that turned you on

I'll be right home, babe ;)

- JW