(Note: John isn't married. He is 'Bachelor John Watson'.

A/n: Did anybody get it? ☺)

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Sherlock started a chat room.

Sherlock changed his name to S.H.

S.H added John to the chat.

S.H: John.

John: Not now Sherlock. I'm busy. Go bother Y/n.

S.H: She's at work. And her phone has been switched off.

John: Then go find someone else! Go bother Greg!

S.H: Who is this Greg? I cannot bother an unknown person!

John: Oh for God's sake! Greg is Lestrade! How can you not remember?

S.H: Lestrade? I thought his name was Gavin.

John: I concede defeat. Now go bother someone else!

S.H: No.

John: Sherlock! Like I already said! BUSY! Now don't disturb!

S.H: Ugh... Busy with what? One of your stupid dates?

John: They're not stupid! Now hush!

S.H: No.

S.H: John

S.H: John .

S.H: John . .

S.H: John . . .

S.H: John . . . .

John has left the chat.

S.H added John to the chat.

S.H: John.

John has left the chat.

S.H added John to the chat.

S.H: John.

John has left the chat.

S.H added John to the chat.

John: FOR GOD'S SAKE SHERLOCK! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT?!!

S.H: Nothing. Just bored.

John: Seriously?! You damned bastard!

John has left the chat.

S.H added John to the chat.

S.H: I am bored.

John: Sod off Sherlock!!

John has left the chat.

S.H added John to the chat.

S.H: John.

S.H: I really don't understand why you like to go on such stupid dates.

John: THank YOU FoR RUiNInG My DatE NiGht YoU ARSE!

S.H: Not taking into account that you called me an arse, You are welcome.

John: Oh just piss off!

John has left the chat.

S.H added John to the chat.

John added Y/n to the chat.

John: Save me from this lunatic! Please!

Y/n: I take it that he ruined your date night?

John: Yes! He bombarded me with messages and kept disturbing the whole time!

Y/n: Sorry that you had to put up with him.

S.H: Hello? Right here you know.

John: Moreover he won't let me leave the chat! He keeps adding me back!

Y/n: Oh you poor guy.

S.H: a h e m

Y/n: Oh just shush you curly head! Let the poor man vent out his frustrations!
Go on John.

John: Thank you! As I was saying, he won't let me leave the chat knowing that I was in middle of a date!

Y/n: Oh no.

John: Yes, Oh no it is! He even called my date stupid!

Y/n: Sherlock! I am thoroughly disappointed with you!

S.H has left the chat.

Y/n has added Sherlock to the chat.

Y/n: You my dear aren't going anywhere. Now listen to John, got it?

John: Thank you. Now where was I?

Y/n: He called your date stupid?

John: Oh right! He did! And the worst part was that she saw the it!

Y/n: Oh dear. .

S.H: Well she was stupid!

Y/N: Sherlock!

John: See! He's still doing it!

Y/n: I'll take care of that John. You carry on just fine.

John: She saw, shouted at me, rudely hit me with her purse and walked away!

Y/n: So sorry. Are you hurt?

John: Both yes and no!

Y/n: Sherlock apologise to John.

S.H: No.

John: Y/n!

Y/n: Sherlock! Now!

S.H: I am not sorry.

John: Y/n!

Y/n: William Sherlock Scott Holmes!

S.H: I am definitely not going to apologise.

John: I don't need your apology! I just want you to stop bothering me when I am out on a date!

S.H: Your dates are boring. You should be thanking me for saving you.

Y/n: Seriously Sherlock!? You know what? I am ignoring you now Sherlock.
John lets go out for dinner.

S.H: No!

John: Yes!

Y/n: Does pizza sound good?

John: Yup!

S.H: No!

Y/n: Great! My shift will be over in 10. Wait for me outside. Molly is coming too. How about inviting Greg?

John: Good idea. I'll call him.

S.H: Hey!

John: Greg will also come. I'll see you in 10.

Y/n: Good. See ya John!

S.H: Y/N! DON'T IGNORE ME!

John: See ya Y/n!

Y/n has left the chat.

S.H: Y/N!

John: Hahahahahaha.... serves you right Sherlock! I should ask her to teach me on how to be able to ignore you on her level. Like she just did.

S.H: Go away John.

John: Gladly. Who wants to talk to you Grumpypants.

John has left the chat.

S.H: At least tell me where you guys are going!

S.H: . . .

S.H: I hate them.

S.H has left the chat.

The chatroom has been closed.