| ~ 3 Sperms ~ |

"Hello madam, how may we help you?"

"I... I want a sperm."

"Who doesn't? That's why they are all here."

Never in her 33 years of existence did Mahi felt so shy and embarrassed. It was like a feeling of getting exposed while the person X-rayed her body without any shame.

"Is your husband not ejaculating properly? Not a strong person eh? We need to carry out a few medical examinations and procedures before you finally decide to choose the perfect sperm donor unless you already know someone who is ready to donate his sperm for you then you could bring him here and we shall screen his semen for risk factors and such."

"Actually, I am single so..."

"You can pay even in installments madam. Come, come and fill out this form first. You know; legal formalities and such."

The nurse didn't let Mahi have any second thoughts before shoving a bundle of paper and asked her to seal the deal.

"What kind of sperm do you want?"

"Excuse me?"

"You know, Hindu, Muslim, Christian, any caste preference? You want white baby only or any color will do? Eye color preference? I love men with Dark brown eyes and curly hair. It is so sexy!"

She tuned out when the nurse kept rambling about having beautiful babies. The only thing she wanted to have was a healthy baby without any complications. All babies were beautiful gifts from god so she didn't care about the divisions that came along with it, simple as that.

She wasn't a very religious person but that didn't mean that she didn't believe in the concept of Almighty. She just knew that there was a strong powerful force up there that created the beautiful earth.

Noticing the lack of answers, the nurse left Mahi to be by attending the needs of another couple.

Finally!

The first page was just the basic form regarding her personal information. The next few pages described how the procedure would take place.

Of course, she had to be patient for this was not some two-minute noodle making session; A baby takes 9 whole months to be made followed by morning sickness and a lot of other things.

The identity of the donor shall be anonymous. We will not be responsible if the baby does not turn out how you had wished for. There is no guarantee that you will get pregnant in the first try itself. If you know a third party who is willing to be your sperm donor then you can go forward with this decision of yours but we shall not be responsible for the risk involved with the donor you bring along. The baby would have no claims for child funds from the sperm donor.

"Blah blah blah..."

She began to skim roughly through these details and decided to opt the third party to help her out get pregnant with his sperm if this plan of hers fails then she will choose a recipient from the sperm bank.

"All the best." The nurse smiled at her while clipping her file inside a new folder.

~

"YOU WHAT?"

"I said that I went to a sperm bank"

"SHUT UP. ARE YOU NUTS? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS ALL A JOKE."

Kajal was shocked when she came to know about Mahi's reason of leave in the morning. She was used to her weird and crazy antics but getting pregnant through a sperm donor? That was a whole new bunch of information that didn't seem easy to digest.

"What did your parents tell you? Did they agree to this decision of yours?"

"Don't know, don't care. Dad is busy enjoying some Brazilian carnival while mom must be busy grazing in the jungles of Africa."

The last time she had met her parents was during Diwali when her paternal aunt's step daughter's son had got married.

If her parents did come to know about their daughter's doings they would most probably suggest her to get an escort and get herself laid rather than trying to go through a non-pleasured way of getting pregnant.

She was thankful for the non-interference in her personal life by her parents for she was free to do whatever she wanted to do. It wasn't that they didn't even care about her; they just didn't know how to show affection hence they kept transferring money to her bank account.

"Do whatever you want to do. You have no restrictions at all. Even if you become a stripper we won't judge you as long as you get to be out of the house and be safe and happy." Her mom had popped open a bottle of Black Dog as a way of condolence upon hearing about her daughter dropping out of her studies. Later that night, the mother-daughter duo had gotten a pair of matching 'Don't give a fuck' tattoos on their hips.

"Sometimes I wish I could meet your parents and knock some sense into them about not being there for you as a child but thankfully you didn't turn up to be a deranged adult."

Though Kajal never showed it but Mahi knew that she loved her to bits and pieces. Sure she behaved like a kanjoos (miser) most of the time but that was the way she is and she wouldn't have it in any other way.

"So, what's the plan?"

"I am going to try searching for a sperm donor myself. Want to help me out?"

"I have never been more than read in my life. Let's start on our hunt for potential healthy sperms."

The upcoming days were promised of shenanigans to come by the carefree ladies.