soyou: oh no

soyou: oh shit

soyou: oh my

soyou: please tell me i didn't do anything ridiculous

jeongguk: define ridiculous

soyou: like

soyou: talking to you in french 

jeongguk: why would you do that omg

soyou: because apparently french ladies love possessing me ;-; 

jeongguk: i would love to have a french lady seducing me

jeongguk: but nah you were okay

soyou: ... really? 

jeongguk: yeah. all you did was try to pull my head off because you were apparently a headless guy idk

soyou: holy shit so that guy really did follow me home yiKES

soyou: dAMN. IM SCARED ):

jeongguk: i was just kidding

soyou: ... i hate you. 

jeongguk: i know <3

soyou: who was it that you met then??

jeongguk: um

jeongguk: my brother.

soyou: oh my

soyou: so...

jeongguk: we only talked for a few minutes. he warned me about hoseok — said his death has something to do with hoseok's father

soyou: woah woah. that's... unexpected

jeongguk: what did you expect from a horse-looking guy

soyou: [slaps you]

jeongguk: [dodges and hugs you]

soyou: WHAT

jeongguk: wrong chat sorry

soyou: yeah sure :")

soyou: so what should we do now??

jeongguk: confront jung hoseok

soyou: ?! you're walking into the lion's den, jeongguk!!

jeongguk: i know. but that's the only way. i mean, are we supposed to hide from him forever? plus, he's the closest person we can find to reveal the truth about my brother's death

soyou: hmm. but it's not like we can walk up to him and be like "hey i thought horses were herbivorous"

soyou: smh i'm spending too much time with you

jeongguk: actually we do have a very effective plan

soyou: hm?

jeongguk: send you in as a spy (: