Me: Yes, the bloopers are back. Also credit to whoever I quoted in here, and yes the first one I did was a few lines from Game Grumps. Also, reguarding the video on top, all credit goes to Aina Da Peasant/Undertale Peasant because she's awesome and so is this video she created. One last thing; Sanders Sides and Percy Jackson characters DO NOT belong to me, obviously. And I will be identifying Dr. Emile Picani as Picani. Thanks!

~~~

Delta: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Me: *laughing*

Delta: And we've established this.

Me: Where am I on the list?

Delta: Well I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down--

Me: *more laughing*

Delta: --depending on you reaction.

Me: Wow.

*later...*

Me: *steals the list* oh dam. That's a lot. *reads it* hmm... I'm No. 5? Huh... nice. *puts it back*

~~~

Anaya: Hey, uh, Emiri?

Me: Yes?

Anaya: Did you see where all the food went?

Me: Yeah.

Anaya: Where did--

Me: I needed chocolate to calm the smol ones down.

Anaya: Ah. Alright.

~~~

Nightmare (Dreamtale corrupted Nightmare): *calls Sinister*

Sinister: *answers the phone* Hello?

Nightmare: We have your daughter.

Sinister: I have no daughter, I'm too young to get married and have kids.

Nightmare: Then who just started crying while trying to destroy the rope with her teeth while holding an
chocolate bar?

Sinister: ....Guys, they have Emiri.

Nightmare: What?

Sinister: YOU HAVE MY CREATOR.

*running and loud screaming was coming from Nightmare's side of the phone was heard*

Nightmare, completely calm: Well could you please come get her?

Me, on Nightmare's side: BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID!!

Sinister: *sigh* I'll go get her.

Deceit: Oh dont, she isn't worth it.

Patton: Awwww! That's she sweetest thing I've ever heard you say!

(Headcanon: Decetit usually talks in lies when speaking about others, and what he says is the exact opposite of what he means. So when he said, "oh dont, she isnt worth it." He really meant, "Oh go, she's worth it." That's why Patton said that was sweet of him because Patton has figured out Deceit's little way of lying.)

~~~

Me: I tried my ding-dang-friken-best to be kind...

Anaya: Oh no.

Me: Aaand what do I get?!

Omni: Oh no.

Me: NOTHINGGGG!!!!!

Delta: Please, calm down.

Me: AbSoLuTeLy NoThInG iN rEtUrNnNn!! *violently angry pterodactyl screeching*

PJ: Please stop.

Me: Soooo, from here on outtt...

Ganz: Stop it.

Me: I have finally decided!

Chaser: Oh my stars, Emiri calm DOWN.

Me: To beee.

Bunny: Please stop, its annoying.

Me: A JERK!!

Anaya: *mouths out* guys calm her please, I cant take it.

~~~

Me: Hey, uh, I dont mean to mean rude or whatever, but everyones dying to know, uh, why do you look so DEAD inside all the time?

Ganz: ...

Ganz: You can see it?! How did you see it?! SCRATCH THAT, HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT?! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Anaya: Emiri, there is definetly something wrong with Ganz.

Me: Oh my poor child.

Virgil: *pats Ganz on the back* welcome to the club.

Nico: Oh, a new member already?

Patton and Will, kicking the door down: WHAT?! WHO NEEDS A HUG?!

*loud, terrified, angsty screaming was heard*

~~~

Me: Anaya please calm down it was an accident.

Anaya: HOW DARE HE STEAL MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

Me: I'll make you another one, please just calm down.

Hypno: *pours the hot chocolate he stole from Anaya on her head*

Anaya: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *chases him around the house screaming*

Delta: *pats my back while I bang my head on the table*

~~~

"If Omni and Dream were locked in a room together..."

Omni: What are you doing?!

Dream: I drew the plan to get out on the wipe board.

Omni: You were supposed to go get the hammer!

Dream: *rolls eyes* alright, alright, I'll go get the hammer!

Omni: *twitch* then go!

Omni: *watches as Dream goes to the door and cant unlock it*

Dream: ...

Dream: I see the problem. I see the problem now.

Omni: Oh, dO YA.

Dream: Sheesh, sassy much?

Omni: Excuse you?

*The two begun to loudly argue*

Me, on the other side of the door: STOP ARGUING, I LEGIT CANT GET IT UNSTUCK.

Me: *calls Epic* yo bruh ok so Omni gurl and Dream boi are stuck in a room and need your magical door-kicking powers bruh.

Epic: Bruh...be right there girl bruh.

*a few seconds later*

Epic: *kicks down the door that they were stuck in* WASSUP BRUHS?!

~~~

Me: *in a mood* FIGHT MEH!!

*room goes silent*

Delta: I dont think any of us are going to fight a child who cant even defend herself.

Me: *sharp inhale* I suggest you dont sleep tonight. *leaves the room*

Riko: Well then.

Sinister: Ohhhh, kind girl just threatened youuu.

Delta: Shut up.

*time skip to 5:00 A.M.*

Me: *opens the door*

Me: *backs away from the door, then takes a running start at Delta* I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAKEEEEEE!!! *jumps on him*

Delta: *now fully awake* WHAT THE F--

*INSERT THE "TO BE CONTINUED" MEME*

~~~

Delta: *dragging me into therapy office* WE'RE BACK!!

Picani: *looks at him* why are you dragging her in?

Me, aggressively sobbing: PERCABETH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Picani: ??? Who?

Me: *sobbing intensifies*

Delta: She's had a really bad week.

~~~

*driving in the car*

*a loud lightning strikes, we all look over and see the lightning has struck something*

Me: *keeps staring out the window*

Anaya: Emiri...

Me: *low whispering*

Nico: Dont you say it.

Me: *vibrating*

Delta: No.

Me: THERE GOES CHERYL'S SHE-SHED.

~~~

*crash was heard from upstairs*

*glass breaking and more crashing*

Riko: *sock-slides into the kitchen* WHERE'S THE ENERGY JUICE?

~~~

Anaya: A pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house.

Anaya: Is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house?

Anaya: He screams, for he does not know.

Anaya: *continues carving the pumpkin*

~~~

Annabeth: What's wrong?

Virgil: Every 'c' is Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.

~~~

"What happened made you stronger!"

Me: I know your trying to be positive and complement me, but let me tell you something. I was only six. I didn't need to be strong. I needed to feel safe and secure. And now people wonder why I'm so unstable.

~~~

Remy: *kicks the door down at 6 A.M.* heyyyyy ladiessss! I got Starbies!

Me: Fricc yes-

Virgil: Amen!

Roman: Starbucks QUEEN!

~~~

Omni: I remember one time me and some of the other members were hanging out and someone made Emiri mad.

Omni: And it was some random dude across the street, too.

Omni: It was literally just Delta, Emiri and I and this dude came up and started flirting with us.

Omni: This is where it gets funny.

Omni: Apperantly, teenage human boys cant tell the difference between a male and female voice because he thought Delta was a girl.

Omni: Delta was so shocked and offended he couldn't even stand up for himself in that moment, so Emiri stood up for him while I held him back.

Omni: Her last resort was flipping the random guy off. That was the first time she's ever done that. And Delta's still not over it.

~~~

Me: *holding a cereal bowl and a coffee pot* what if I poured coffee into this instead of milk?

Logan, walking past me and taking away the coffee pot* what if you didn't?

~~~

Virgil: *calls me at four in the morning* Emiri, come over please.

Me: Why? Is everything alright?

Virgil: I hear weird noises coming from outside.

Me, grabbing a baseball bat for protection: And you want me to...?

Virgil: Come over here and make even stranger noises to assert dominance and make it known that we aren't meant to be messed with.

Me: Sure thing!

~~~

Me: I am the shortest one in the entire studio.

Fell: Yeah, your pretty short. Like, the only person shorter than you is a fourth grader and below.

Me: *judo-flips him onto the ground*

Me: WHO'S THE SHORT ONE NOW, BIATCH!?

Fell: STILL YOU WHEN I STAND UP!

Nico: *gasp* A DEATH WISH!

~~~

Ink: Hey um are you done with it?

Me: Done with what?

Error: You know, your um...

Delta, not even looking up from his phone: satan's sacrificial waterfall of bloody hell death. That.

Me: ...that was an amazing description but never say that again. That was terrifying.

~~~

Patton, storming angrily down the stairs: DECEPTION SANDERS!

Deceit: *bolts out of the room*

~~~

Picani: Hey Emiri, I have something to show you!

Me: Ok!

(ALL CREDITS GO TO THE MAKER OF THIS)

Picani: I saw this and thought of you!

Me: It's perfect!

~~~

Me: Is it bad that I feel powerful when I say certain things?

Delta: Depends on what you say. Example?

Me: One time my teacher was ranting about how we're always on our technology too often even though they have us spend most of the day on computers and give us our homework on computers. So I pointed this out and he told me to be quiet. So I said "make me". He said "ExCuSe Me?" And I replyed "your not excused" and he said that if I wanted to waste my life behind a screen then he wasn't going to stop me but he said that he'd beg to differ. So I said, "then beg". Is that bad?

Delta: ....that was a power move. Of course it's not bad.

Virgil: Correction, that was three power moves in one conversation!

~~~

Patton: Don't get crabby.

Patton: Get- *pulls out a knife* stabby.

Everyone else: PATTON, NO--!

~~~

Me: *sends a meme in the group chat*

(Credit to the maker of this)

~~~

Reyna: Don't do it.

Leo: ...

Me: Leo, as much as I love you, please dont do it.

Leo: Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano eeh, macaREYNA.

Me: Please dont kill him. Please.

~~~

Me: I WANT TO F-ING DIE.

Blue: LANGUAGE!

Me: HECKITY HECK, I CRAVE DEATH.

Patton: Noooo my child noooooooo ;-;

~~~

Picani: So, tell me why your upset.

Me: I haven't had a nap in 6 years.

Picani: ...everything makes sense now.

~~~

Anaya: Ok so my boyfriend came up behind me to hug me.

Thalia: Yeah?

Anaya: And I didn't know it was him, so uh...

Thalia: *sigh* what did you do?

Anaya: I kicked him where the Sun doesn't shine and then judo flipped him.

Thalia: Well that's certainly a way to get his attention.

Anaya: And I couldn't decide between asking if he was ok or if I should say sorry, so um...

Anaya: I screamed at the top of my lungs 'ARE YOU SORRY'.

Thalia: Well that's a dam way to make sure he doesn't do THAT again!

Anaya: Emiri and Delta haven't stopped laughing yet.

~~~

Anaya: Um, can I ask you guys something?

Amari: Sure! What is it?

Anaya: Has anyone ever gotten a death glare?

Chaser: Seriously? Emiri's death glare. Almost everyday, the person varies though.

Ink: So yes, why?

Anaya: What did you do to get it?

Ink: I accidentally ripped a really important drawing of hers that she was actually proud of.

Error: Once she lost her drawing notebook and one of the substitute teachers held it up and asked whose notebook it was, but then the teacher added that the drawings looked terrible and everyone else except for her friends in that class started making fun of it so Emiri just stood up, walked over more calm than she should have been, took it and sat down without a word. When the teacher asked why she did this, she told him that it was her notebook.

Anaya: Yikes.

Omni: At least you haven't seen her death glare when she's angry. Now THAT can install fear.

Anaya: What do you do to get it?

Omni: You make the mistake of interrupting her when she's ranting.

Roman, running into the room: GUYS HELP!

Omni: What happened, Ro?

Roman: Emiri was ranting and I interrupted her and sassed her and said she was being a drama queen and I told her to shut up and she just gave the the ultimate death glare omg what do I do?!

Delta: *spits water out* YOU WHAT?!

Delta: WHEN DID YOU COMMIT THIS SIN!?

Roman: Literally 30 seconds ago.

Anaya: OH STARS NO.

Omni: ROMAN SHE'S GONNA KILL US!

Azumi: WELL. WE'RE DEAD.

Error: RUN.

Ink: I KNOW I'M FORGETFUL BUT I'M NOT FORGETFUL ENOUGH TO FORGET TO NEVER DO THAT!

Me, angrily storming into the room: OK. I'M DONE.

~~~

Me, waking up from a nightmare: Oh! Oh... just a dream... *turns over to the other side of the pillow*

Spider: *lays a new set of baby spiders right on my pillow*

Me: ...

Me: *scREAM*

Delta, kicking my door down, armed with Roman's sword: EM WHAT'S WRONG?

Me: *jumps out of bed* A SPIDER JUST LAYED EGGS ON MY PILLOW.

Delta: WE'RE BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN.

~~~

*Me, Annabeth, Error, and Patton are all hiding behind Ink*

Me: JUST KILL THE SPIDER!

Patton: KILL IT!

Annabeth: BURN THE HOUSE!

Error: HURRY UP!

Ink, holding a broom: Pfft, it's only a spider. *smashes it*

*the spider breaks into thousands of tiny spiders*

All of us: *TERRIFIED SCREAMING*

~~~

Remy: Sooo, what do you wanna do?

Leo: I dont know...

Travis: Let's prank someone!

Leo: Oh! Yeah!

Remy: Sure babe. Who should we prank?

Travis: Emiri.

Delta, walking into the room: Heck no.

Travis: Not Emiri.

Leo: What about Picani?

Me, walking in: Heck no.

Leo: Not Picani.

Remy: What about Dee? Haven't gotten revenge.

Me: Can we help?

Leo: Sure hun! Just dont get caught!

Me: How will we do this?

Travis: Uhhh... steal his snake?

Me, uncovering that I've been Deceit all along: THE HECK YOU AINT!

Leo: OH!

Remy: RUN MY CHILDREN RUN!

Me, walking into the room: Dee, chill.

~~~

Nico: Making my way downtown.

Will: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!

Nico: Walking fast.

Will: DEATH BOY COME BACK HERE IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS!

Nico: Walking faster.

Will: DONT YOU DARE USE YOUR UNDERWORLD-Y MAGIC!

Nico: Jogging much faster..!

Will: DOCTOR'S ORDERS!

Nico: MOVING AT AN EXTREMELY FAST SPEED--

~~~

Me: Hug.

Anaya: But no one's hurt..?

Me: Hug.

Remy: Darling, nothing bad is going on.

Me: Hug.

Thomas: No one is even sad?

Me: Hug.

Nico: No one is dead...?

Me: Hug.

Percy, walking into the room: Everyone is happy.

Me: HUG.

Picani, walking into the room: Guys, she just wants a hug! *hugs me*

Me, grinning, satisfied that I finally got my hug: Thank you.

~~~

Ganz: I'm so stupid.

Me, kicking the door down: EXCUSE ME WHAT?!

*literally not even one minute later*

Delta, holding me back: RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Me: GANZ YOU ARE IN MY HUG ZONE!

Ganz: Wha-

Me: WHOEVER INSULTS THEMSELVES IN MY HUG ZONE WILL GET TWICE THE HUG.

Anaya, trying to block me: RUN! RUN!

Patton: *kicks down door* WHO'S SAD?!

~~~

Connor: I have an idea!

Travis: What is it?

Leo: Tell us!

Connor: Let's mix coffee, Red Bull, 5 Hour Energy, Monster, Mountain Dew, vodka, beer, and chocolate all together, leave it in the coffee pot, and watch who drinks it!

Travis: Are you sure?

Connor: Yes!

Travis: Let's do it!

Leo: Yeah!

~after they do that~

Connor: Shh! Someone's coming!

Travis: Hide!

Leo: I'll record!

-the three of them hide, with Leo recording as I said-

Me: -and that's why I got in trouble. *pours myself some coffee* want some?

Delta: Sure.

*we both drink the coffee*

Me: *eyes go wide* ...this is NOT good coffee. What is in this?

Delta: Yeah this is definitely not good. And why are there so many energy drink cans in the trash- OH.

Me: What?

Delta: Somebody mixed them all together. With beer. And vodka.

Me: ...

Me: We just drank the mix, didnt we?

Delta: Yep.

Me: It's their faults.

*literally a minute later*

Leo, trying to call Ink for help: INK! INK! WE SCREWED UP!

Travis: EMIRI GET BACK ON THE LEASH!

Connor: DELTA NO DONT BREAK THAT--

*a few hours later, the entire studio is practically destroyed*

*two hours later . . .*

Me: GUYS! HELP! I-I THINK I'M STUCK! *stuck in a tree*

Delta: JUST JUMP!

Me: NO!

Roman: *climbs up the tree and smacks me down with a broom*

Me: * U N H O L Y  D E A T H  S C R E E C H I N G *

~~~

Anaya: Are my tears a joke to you?

Me: Your jokes are tears to me.

Ink: HA!

~~~

Me: So either I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for one minute...

Patton: EMIRI NO THATS NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND!!

Me: FLOOR IT?

Nico: EMIRI NO!

Me: HOW ABOUT 4000000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?!

Emile: EMIRI YOUR GOING TO BURN THE WHILE STUDIO DOWN!

Me: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE F-ING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Delta: EMIRI P L E A S E

~~~

Logan: I have no emotions.

Me and the other sides, kicking his door down: IS THIS A CHALLENGE OF WHO CAN MAKE YOU SMILE?

~~~

Aaaand that's all my friends! Thank you all SOOOOO much for all the support you have given me! And also, if one of the people who have followed my account and tried to talk with me through there, I suppose you want an explanation of why I never write you back. That's because I'm not allowed to, unless you comment me. So I'm very very sorry if you followed and tried to talk with me that way! I thank you all once again for staying with me, and I hope you all have a wonderful day/night or whatever time it is for you! Bye bye!