(Yui's POV)

I said, "Heyyyy how's it going?" Aizawa immediate smacked me in the head I just 'oofed' and said, "What was that for! Not cool Eraser!" Nezu said, "Well it's "not cool" to try and commit Suicide either (A/n)" I frowned and said, "It was a game that I was will to win by death, thank you very much!"

Toshinori said, "Young (A/n) you should've do stuff like that!" I chuckled and asked, "Well enough about me have your kids gone to the USJ yet Eraser?" He said, "One their not my kids and two no, why?" I giggled and said, "Oh this is gonna be so fun!"

Gang Orca joined in and said, "What do you mean?" I smirked and said, "Can't say, sorry~"  Mic said, "Ok little listener but would you not do that like ever again?" I smirked and said, "Sorry theirs no promises! Though I have to make sure Eri stays alive so I think I'll be around for a while~"

Aizawa said, "You have mentioned her three times who exactly is she?" I frowned and said, "don't worry about it, it's none of your concern..." I felt quite bad for lieing to them but I knew if they haven't even done the USJ then I can't tell them it would ruin the entire AU..

Nezu said, "Your obviously lieing so why is it you can't tell us then?" I mumbled. Gang Orca said, "Speak up" I said it in a whisper again, "The Yakuza.." All Might said, "What about the Yakuza...(A/n)?" I sighed and said, "Nothing don't worry about it! I have to leave soon though I have an important meeting with someone that I totally forgot was today till now" I was lieing I actually just wanted to see eri again and Kai said he was going to be out so I promised him I would take care of her.

Mic said, "When do you have to leave I think we have a few more questions" I replied and a said, "In 15 or so minutes" they seemed to just sigh and Nezu said, "Was this your first...suicide attempt (A/n)?"

I giggled and said, "No ofcourse not then I wouldn't have made such a brilliant plan to do it!" Aizawa said, "You shouldn't be proud of that problem child" I huffed and said, "Suicide attempt 5! The others I backed out last minute" Nezu said, "What exactly do you mean by that (A/n)?"

I shifted uncomfortably and said, "Well first was a building jump but right as I jumped Kai-Kun called me so I teleported to the top of the building again, second try was drowning myself but I found it unbearable hard to do so, third try was with a noose but right as I was about to loose consciousness someone threw a knife at me and cut the noose and I teleport away, forth try was an overdose....it didn't work though, and lastly was this try today!" I was slightly smirking over all the creative ways I found to kill myself but the hero's on the other hand where quite sad and upset or disappointed..

(Aizawa's POV)

She could even name all the ways she tried! Why, is she smiling though..... this is not a laughing matter (When I wrote that I almost started laughing) then I realize...."OH SHIT WE STILL HAVE CLASSES TO TEACH TODAY WHAT THE F^CK"

(Yui's POV)

After aizawa yelled that they all seemed to panic a little I just sighed and said, "ok give me a sec I can teleport you all their one by one or together which is it then." Nezu said, "All at once would be easier (A/n)" I just gruffled a little and said, "Fine what ever I'ma explain then Eraser hold my hand for a second" he did so awkward and I just rolled my eyes and continued, "My quirk can only teleport people who are either touching me or touching the person or people who are touching me so simple just idk touch each others shoulders and tell me when I can teleport" (695 words?)

Aizawa said, "Where ready (A/n)," I nodded and teleported but with such an amount of people teleporting with me once we go their I coved my mouth and coughed up some blood I'm not exactly used to using my quirk in such a drastic way even though it might not seem like it. I knew it was blood I coughed up but just clutched my hand close trying to hide it.

Nezu asked, "Are you ok (A/n)" I was starting to get annoyed with my fake name I gave them and said, "Yeah I'm fine also that's not my name it's Yui....now I'm gonna go" I poofed away~

Done bye! Have a wonderful rest of your day/night my guys, gals, and nonbinary! ^-^
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