Wedding Bells and Sangria jugs ~

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Levy looked out of the plane window in awe as she saw the pretty blue water of Hawaii. It was already a wonderful vacation. Well, it was actually a wedding! Wendy was getting married today!

"It's pretty, right?" Gajeel smirked, chuckling as Levy placed her face onto the window.

"Yeah!" She grinned.

"I'll take you here again sometime, now put the seatbelt on, we're landing." Gajeel buckled her seatbelt. Levy blushed, twirling a finger in her hair.

Suddenly, she jumped, holding her eye. Well, more like the area a bit above her eye. She yelped, saying "Ouch.." under her breath. Her foot jumped as she looked uncomfortable.

"Shrimp? What's wrong!" Gajeel exclaimed, this was scaring him.

"O-oh... it's nothing much... just a tension headache, that's all..." Levy sighed. Gajeel ruffled her hair, smiling at her.

"Hey. Let's go get ice cream to help you feel better," Gajeel hummed, but Levy smiled about 5 minutes later.

"I'm okay now." Levy grinned. "Thanks for caring though."

"Aaaaaa!" Jellal pointed. "Erza, we've GOT to get them together!"

"Yes, Jellal, we do." Erza nodded.

Everyone got off of the plane, going to the hotel so that they could get dressed for the wedding.

Gajeel had on a black tux, Jellal had on a navy blue tux and Erza wore a navy frilly dress, and Levy had on an orange dress with a bow on the back.

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Wendy sat in her vanity, sweating buckets. The venue was beautiful, but she was just so nervous! What if she messed up?

"Stop sweating, honey. You'll mess up your makeup," Juvia giggled.

"But mom! I'm so nervous!!" Wendy exclaimed.

"Don't be nervous, okay? It's your big day, you don't have TIME to be nervous." Yukino laughed, tying the bow on her dress. "Now spin~"

The dress twirled beautifully.

"Oh my lord! So beautiful!" Juvia sobbed. "Juvia's baby is all grown up!"

"Now who's the one going to mess up their makeup!!" Wendy snickered.

"It's waterproof for this reasonnnnn! Waaaaa!" Juvia sobbed. "Juvia remembers when you used to pee in your bath because you thought I wouldn't bathe you if you did! And you used to cry when I took pictures of your cute little bum! And then when you turned five, when we smashed your face in the cake, blood got everywhere because your tooth fell out and you started crying because you thought you were gonna die! Then you got excited because of the tooth fairy. And—"

"OKAY MOM THAT'S ENOUGH!" Wendy blushed. She was a weird kid.

Juvia peeked out, giving her daughter an encouraging hug. "Ah! It's almost that time, knock em' dead, darling."

Juvia and Yukino had to leave and take their seats.

The music begun to play as Meredy walked down the isle with flowers. She dusted them across the silky red carpet, everyone turning around to see Wendy.

Everyone gasped as she walked down the isle, a beautiful bouquet in hand. They couldn't see her face, but she radiates beauty. Wendy smiled nervously at the groom, Romeo.

Romeo was a tall man, around 5'11. He has very dark purple hair, black eyes and tanned skin. He was in the uniform black tux. His mouth dropped at the sight of Wendy, veil or not she was still beautiful.

Her dress was white and was very long at the back with a bow on the back and small ones on the shoulder. It was long sleeved.

When she reached the pastor, she smiled softly. This was it. The moment she, and everyone else, had been waiting for. All of those moments where she felt that nothing except Romeo mattered, all those days when he snuck into the mansion to see her, all those nights of laughing and joy... everything was perfect.

Romeo stares at her with nothing but love and adoration in his eyes as he takes off the veil. The pastor announces the ceremony, speaking of them being together until the sun explodes.

"Do you, Romeo Conbolt take Wendy Fullbuster as your lawfully wedded wife? Do you vow to stay with her until the end of time, stand in the rain and withstand the storm for her?"

"I do," Romeo smiled.

"Do you, Wendy Fullbuster take Romeo Conbolt as your lawfully wedded husband? Do you also bow to stay with him until the end of time, stand in the rain and withstand the storm for him?"

"I do!" Wendy exclaimed.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the—"

Romeo picked Wendy up, spinning her around and kissing her. Wendy started to cry into the kiss, Romeo pulling away as everyone cheered.

"Hey, why are you crying?" Romeo grinned, pecking her on the nose.

"I-I'm so happy!" Wendy sobbed, taking the bouquet and flinging it into the air. Levy saw, Gajeel bent over to tie his shoe and...

She leapt onto his back without thinking, launching herself into the air to catch that bouquet. Gajeel grunted loudly, rushing to go catch Levy. How was she so gentle all the time, and yet almost broke his back!?

Levy caught the bouquet, falling. Gajeel caught her bridal style (no pun intended lol) and sighed loudly, giving her the noogie of death. "Don't do that!"

"I got it!" Levy held it up, laughing loudly. Gajeel groaned, shaking his head. "Hey quit it, you're gonna mess up my hair!"

"You almost broke my back!"

"Hey but you know what this means!" Levy beamed. "I'm gonna get married next!"

Gajeel grimaced, she was right. But would she be getting married to him..? Of course! If she didn't, she was just not allowed to get married.

"Hey," Gray glared at Romeo. "Hurt my daughter in any way or form and I will kill you."

"Gray-sama~!" Juvia laughed darkly. "You're not allowed to do that! Juvia shall do it herself, haha!"

Now it was official, Romeo was afraid of Wendy's parents. Lyon also stuck his tongue out at Romeo, laughing afterward.

"Yeah! Tell him, Lyon!" Gray smirked, holding up Lyon and letting him babble incoherent noises. "Mhm! Ooo! Damn son, get it!"

Juvia face palmed. Romeo laughed nervously, sweating.

"Mom, Dad." Wendy smiled. "Don't scare away my husband!"

"Let me get a picture! Smile!" Juvia snapped photos of Romeo and Wendy.

"So now we're going to go to the reception," Everyone was led onto a big bus, driving to a nice beach with a nice, fancy cafe.

Gajeel couldn't stop thinking about Levy and that bouquet. He should've slapped it out of her hand when he had the chance. He looked over at Levy talking to Romeo, shaking his hand. He sighed.

"Sir, you're really down in the dumps. What's wrong?" Erza places a hand on her shoulder.

"Levy caught those flowers and probably isn't marrying me." Gajeel admitted. "She's supposed to be mine."

Erza laughed, taking a seat. "Whiskey?" Gajeel took the entire bottle, gulping it down. "H-HEY SIR! I DIDN'T MEAN SLURP THE WHOLE BOTTLE!"

"Cheating on me with Mr. Redfox?" Jellal places a hand over his heart. "Erza, how could you."

"Oh hush. Let's go get drunk and make out in a corner," Erza pulled Jellal away. He laughed slowly.

"Please don't hurt me."

Approximately 30 seconds later...

Everyone was drunk. Wakaba and Macao were on the floor passed out after hitting on Erza, who slapped both of them with the force of a metal chair.

She was stumbling around, yelling orders at everyone. "JELLAL! Nnnnngive me another ssshot!!?"

"*hic* but Erza.... you're super drunk, teeheehee." Jellal put a hand over his mouth. Erza slammed her fist down on a table, Jellal gasping. "Oooooo! Erza broke it!!"

Erza kicked Jellal away into the sunset.

Mira was in the corner, scribbling down fan fictions. Being drunk made them all strange and jumbled...

"Mira, love me." Laxus leaned on his wife.

"HISSS!" Mira hissed, swatting him. She ran into another corner. "Stay away, fiendish mortal! Reeeeeeeee!"

Laxus sighed, downing away his sorrows.

Juvia sobbed loudly. "Why doesn't Gray-sama love me?!" Gray was sitting in the corner depressed.

"Nothing matters..."

"WAAAA! He's right!" Juvia hugged her husband, the two of them crying together.

"Everything is meaningless and the sun will explode and erase everything!" Gray sobbed. Lyon was asleep on top of a table. Nobody dared touch him.

The two of them screamed and sobbed together.

Natsu was on top of Lucy, fondling her jaw. Lucy shivered, petting him like a cat.

"Natsu! Natsu, say oink oink like a cow!! Pleaaaase!" Lucy whined.

"But Luce, I'm bussssy. We're gonna win the lottery on your chinnnnn.... I'm trying to see the numbers but I can't... gueessssss I'll keep scratching~" He slurred, continuing to rub her chin.

"Can you say moooo like the trash for me?" Lucy pointed at the trash can. "Ooooooh! Wait shut up its talking to me.."

"GASP! I hear it too!" Natsu and Lucy both ran over to the trash can, listening to it speak.

Romeo and Wendy disappeared.

Levy was in hysteria, laughing uncontrollably at Gajeel. "PffffHAHAHAHA! Look at the way you're sitting!???" She bent over on her knees, laughing and choking on nothing.

Gajeel suddenly stood up, singing. "SHOOBEDOBOP! I'M GONNA SING A SONG!"

"SHUT UP GAJEEL!" Natsu yelled. "We're trying to listen to the trash! He's telling us a bedtime story.."

"SHOOBEDO! SHALALA!" Gajeel screeched, standing on a table and using a wine bottle as his microphone.

Gray started to cry again. "His voice... it's so beautiful."

"Take my money!" Juvia flung hundred dollar bills at Gajeel. Then he started stripping. All of the females cheered, Natsu leaping out of the window.

"Miss me with that gay shit."

Levy giggled. "OH! Gajeel, it's haha illegal to be that sexy! Hahaha!" Gajeel winked as everyone threw money at him. He was only in boxers at this point.

He walked over to a light pole, dancing on it. Mira started taping it, screaming. "YES!" He climbed all the way to the top, spinning to the bottom upside down with his leg pointed out.

Laxus threw a whole wallet at him that he found on the floor. It hit Gajeel in the eye, making him fall. "WHAT THE HELL, LAXUS?"

Meredy was in the corner sobbing with Lyon in her arms. "Help,"

The rest of the night was absolute chaos.