Hoseok walks thru the front door. Namjoon grabs him from behind

Hoseok: "what the heck?!"

Namjoon lets go and Taehyung and Jimin pin him against the wall 

Hoseok: "what the heck are you doing?!!"

Seokjin: (stands in front of Hoseok) "where have you been going so secretly without telling anybody?"

Namjoon: "you haven't been hanging out with friends every time!"

Yoongi: "have you been working with a different company?!"

Hoseok: "i told you... i've just been hanging out with friends"

Taehyung: "and getting drunk"

Jimin: "and coming home at 3:30 am"

Hoseok: "i was jus-"

Taehyung: "you weren't really drunk that time, a week and a half ago"

Hoseok: "i-"

Namjoon: "wait, when was Hoseok drunk?"

Seokjin: "Hoseok wasn't really drunk??!!"

Yoongi: "why would you pretend to be drunk?"

Hoseok: "because i-"

Seokjin: "and why did you come home at 3:30?!"

Hoseok: "because i-"

Taehyung and Namjoon in unison: "when did he come home so late?!"

Yoongi: "a couple of days ago, but that doesn't matter, where were you tonight?"

Namjoon: (why didn't i know any of this stuff?!)

Jimin: "yes, WHERE WERE YOU?" 

Hoseok: "i was... i was at... i was with-"

Jungkook: "what the heck are you doing?!"

Seokjin: "Hoseok is about to tell us where he keeps disappearing to"

Yoongi: (what if Jungkook tries to help Hoseok? we'd probably lose) "and you interrupted him"

Jungkook: "oh sorry, mind if i join you? i would like to know where he keeps going too"

Namjoon: (few) "sure"

Jimin: "anyway, Hoseok, you were saying..."

Hoseok: (sighing) "Sugok told me-"

Jungkook: "wait, your the one Sugok is interested in?!!"

Taehyung and Namjoon: "what????!!!!"

Yoongi: (what is he talking about? Sugok is interested in someone?!)

Hoseok: "no" (sigh) "Sugok's friend"

Jimin: (confused) "what?"

Seokjin: (also confused) "what about Sugok's friend??"

Hoseok: "i'm dating Sugok's friend"

Yoongi: ...

Namjoon: ...

Seokjin: ... 

Jungkook: ...

Jimin: ...

Taehyung: ...

Yoongi: "what?"

Hseok:  (slowly) "i am dating Sugok's friend"

Taehyung: "what?!"

Hoseok: "i'm da-"

Seokjin: "why would you keep such a dumb thing like that a secret?!"

Jimin: "whats her name?"

Hoseok: "Go Hae-Jung"

Jungkook: "when did you meet her??"

Hoseok: "um-"

Namjoon: "what does she look like?"

Hoseok: "um-"

Taehyung: "when can we meet her?"

Hoseok: "um..."

Yoongi: (teasing) "when's the marriage?"

Hoseok: "oh, shut up"

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Sugok texting Yoongi

Sugok: Hi

Yoongi: Wassup?

Sugok: i was just wondering if you want to hang out tonight?

Sugok: if your not to busy...

Yoongi: sure 

Yoongi: i'd love to

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Seokjin: "Yoongi?"

Yoongi: (innocently) "what?"

Seokjin: "where are you going?"

Yoongi: (still innocently) "no where"

Seokjin: "don't make me call everyone else and restal you to the ground to find out where your going"

Yoongi: "it's my life and none of your business"

Seokjin: "guys com-"

Yoongi claps his hand over Seokjin's mouth

Yoongi: "shut up, i'm just going to go hang out with Sugok for a little while"

Seokjin: "ohh..."

Yoongi: "yesss, now go do something else and pretend you never saw me leave"

Seokjin: (rolls eyes) "fine"

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Wassup?

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