(3rd Person PoV)

"Phiiiiiiiiil! Can I go with you? I forgot something in my house," Tommy asked.

"Tommy, I'm literally just going to grind for some exp levels from the spider farm. It'll be a quick trip and back," Phil told him.

"Bullsh*t! I need to grab something from my house. Now that will be a quick trip and back!" Tommy argued.

"Fine but don't go and commit arson or something. It's too damn early for that," Phil sighed.

"I am...offended that you would think that I would commit arson this early in the afternoon," Tommy scoffed dramatically.

Phil laughed at this before the two of them set off.

They arrived at Tommy's house which looked like the wind blew it the wrong way. Also dirt, tons of dirt.

Tommy went rustling through his chest before grabbing a compass and putting it in his inventory.

"Is that all, mate?" Phil asked and Tommy nodded.

"Off to the spider farm!" Tommy said dramatically and went in the wrong direction.

"..." Phil held in his laughter as Tommy slowly figured out that he went the wrong way.

"Uhhh whoops. It's that way," Tommy trudged back to Phil, and pointed to the right direction.

The two of them headed off to the spider farm.

When they got there, they noticed that someone was already there.

"BadBoyHalo?" Tommy asked.

"Oh Tommy, Phil. How's it going?" The demon waved cheerfully.

"What are you doing here?" Phil asked.

"I'm collecting exp because I need to enchant Skeppy's armor. He's very lazy," Bad explained.

"Ah same, I guess," Tommy shrugged.

"I'm the one who is going to grind," Phil rolled his eyes.

"Sure keep saying that to yourself, you old f*ck," Tommy said

"Language!"

"No," Tommy shot back.

While Phil was grinding for exp, Tommy decided to tease Bad with swearing as much as he possibly could. Because he will be bored, just waiting for Phil to finish and he was.

"So what the f*ck are you doing, just f*cking stabbing sh*t to f*cking enchant Skeppy's f*cking armor?" Tommy asked.

"Language!" Bad snapped.

"I'm speaking f*cking normally! This is how I f*cking talk!" Tommy exclaimed.

"Language!"

"Nah b*tch!" Tommy turned away while making a face at him.

"Language!"

"B*tch! B*tch! B*tch! B*tch!" Tommy shouted.

"Language!"

"Tommy, stop bothering Bad. He's already been through enough of your swearing!" Phil called out.

"Ugh fine, Daaaaaad!" Tommy called back.

"Anyway Bad, why do you hate swearing so much?" He turned to the demon.

"Well sometimes there are situations where swearing is just not needed. Plus there could be young voices around us who are accustomed to swearing," Bad explained.

"Voices? Oh like T-uhhhh random enderman particles that surround Ranboo?" Tommy asked and Bad nodded.

"Ok that's fair but I like to swear so there's a problem with that," Tommy huffed.

"And there's a problem with too much swearing like you just did a couple of minutes ago," Bad sighed.

"I don't give a f*ck!" Tommy flipped Bad off.

"Language!"

"You sure aren't given up on the whole language thing are you? At this rate, you might never get a girlfriend if you're that uptight and fussy," Tommy shrugged.

"Language and who said I wanted a girlfriend?" Bad asked.

On one hand, that could have many implications but on the other...

"Did you just language me on the word girlfriend?" Tommy asked.

"What? No," Bad shook his head.

"I so heard you. You said language even though I never swore in that sentence. So you think girlfriend is a swear word now?" Tommy shook his head in disbelief.

"I never said language, oh my goodness. You're just as bad as Skeppy," Bad rolled his eyes.

"So mean!" Tommy waved his hand at Bad.

Phil appeared from the spider farm.

"You drew the line at girlfriend? Why did you say language?" He asked.

"See! Even Phil heard the language," Tommy said.

"Oh my goodness, how many times do I have to say it? I didn't say language," Bad explained.

Phil and Tommy just looked at each other like 'yeah right.'

"Well since I'm done grinding for exp, Tommy and I should head back." Phil sighed.

"Yeah b*tch!" Tommy exclaimed happily.

"Language!"

"Mean. You're not letting us saying whatever swear word comes to mind," Tommy huffed.

"What? You were the only one who was swearing, Phil has not swore in this conversation," Bad pointed out.

"Phil?" Tommy glanced at the old man.

"F*ck," Phil said with no hesitation.

"Language!"

The two of them laughed and waved goodbye to the demon who also waved goodbye.

"So how much exp did you get?" Tommy asked while they were walking back home.

"I'm level 32 right now. It'll be enough for a level 3 enchantment," Phil told him.

"What are you enchanting?" Tommy asked.

"Something," Phil waved him off.

"Awwww tell me," Tommy whined.

"Later," Phil said.

(Meanwhile)

Bad was back at his and Skeppy's mansion, enchanting Skeppy's armor.

Skeppy is in the Nether at the moment so Bad was alone right now.

He then heard some whispers and he looked up.

"Who's there? Skeppy, is this a troll?" Bad asked.

The whispering continued.

Bad wandered around the mansion, listening to where the whispering could be.

He then went to the front and saw some red vines that weren't there before.

As he got closer, the whispering began to be louder and frantic.

Bad followed the vines and was led to underground, underneath a Nether Portal.

Sitting upon what looked to be a large nest, a big red Egg was what greeted him.

"Hello BadBoyHalo," the Egg appeared to say.

"H-hello?" Bad said, taking a step back.

"Don't be afraid. I am your friend meaning that I mean no harm to you," the Egg assured him.

"I...ok," Bad approached the Egg.

"Finally a visitor. It's been so long and very lonely," the Egg said.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. How long have you been here?" Bad asked.

"Too long. Too very long. Which is why I'm eternally grateful to you for visiting me even if you found me by accident," the Egg told him.

One side said that Bad didn't quite found the Egg by accident but Bad shrugged that off.

"Well I guess I can visit you more if you're feeling lonely," Bad told the Egg.

"Thank you. For your kindness, I'll give you a gift," the Egg said.

"A gift?"

"That's what friends do right? They give gifts," the Egg asked.

"Yes! I give Skeppy plenty of gifts and he gives me gifts as well," Bad nodded.

"Egg-cellent. Before I give you your gift, is it ok for me to ask you of something?" The Egg asked.

"Yeah anything!" Bad replied quickly.

The more he spent with the Egg, the more he felt more confident, more happier, more lightheaded.

"Can I ask you to find me more friends? I'm so lonely and more friends the merrier, the Egg said.

"I can find you more friends! I can find you plenty of friends! I'll even introduce you to Skeppy!" Bad said, excitedly.

"Egg-cellent. Now for your gift. Do you want power, BadBoyHalo?" The Egg asked.

"Power?"

"Power can do many things. One may say that power corrupts a man but do not fear. Since we are friends, I will help you with power so you will not get corrupted. It is my gift to you," the Egg explained.

"Power huh? I suppose power is a good things when use in the right way...so you'll help me with power that it won't corrupt me?" Bad asked.

"That is correct," the Egg replied.

"Hmmmm," Bad thought about it.

It's not a bad gift. Not a bad gift at all. People who have power tend to be corrupted in this server so maybe just maybe...he'll be the first who has power and is not corrupted.

Kind of like Mr Beast, that kind soul.

"Alright. I accept your gift," Bad nodded.

The Egg chuckled, "Good choice."

A/N: idk how the Egg talks fully since I only scrapped the surface of the Egg lore but damn it! It's lore time!

Cya in the next one -Flare