You: Shawwwwwn!

Shawn: Yes?

You: I broke my leg...

Shawn: Yes!

You: What?!

Shawn: No! Not like that baby! I'm. Sorry about your leg! I'm just happy I get to be your servant for the whole 8 weeks you're disabled!

You: Oh.. ok! That's so sweet babe! Thanks!

Shawn: No problem! I'll be over soon! I just gotta get muffins!

You: lol ok babe! Love you😘

Shawn: Love you too