"Hehehe," Lulu cackled, bending forward in her chair. "Hahahaha!"

"What do you find so hilarious Agent Tallulah May?" The agent asked, staring hard at her. The poor agent, Lulu almost felt sorry for the poor man that SHIELD had sent to interrogate her. There wasn't anyone who could get information from Tallulah May, in fact withholding information was what Lulu did best. Except of course, from her best friend Willow; Lulu told Willow everything, and Willow returned the favor. 

 Lulu shrugged casually, "Oh, this whole dealy-o. Trying to arrest STEVE ROGERS for crying out loud! Good luck!"

"Miss, please just answer the questions and it will make everything much easier on you," The agent said, shuffling the papers on his lap.

"But I've already said I don't know anything."

"Let me give a little incentive then, maybe it will make you more cooperative-"

"Ooooh! A game! You know what I want...Give it to me and I might tell you what I know," Lulu said, winking at the agent. 

"Name it, and if your information is satisfactory, SHIELD will do their best."

"Alright, I want Merlin to come back on air; I want season 2 of Attack on Titan to come out as an anime. Oh, and I want you to drop every charge you've brought against Steve Rogers, Willow Dariela, and Bucky Barnes."

 The agent sighed, "Very well, if that's how you want to play the game. Let me give you my information. I know that both you and Willow Dariela are criminals, your records are highly classified. Only Nick Fury, and other high level operatives are privy to the information. The story you tell others on how you joined SHIELD is a complete lie." The agent paused, letting the information sink in, then he continued, "That information was falsified by director Fury, and you were both under orders to stick to the story he gave you. Judging by your track records, I'm completely surprised that you managed to follow his orders exactly."

"What can I say? I'm flattered by the compliment," Lulu batted her eyes at the investigator. 

He ignored her completely, continuing to speak, "As I recall, you were both once not only assassins for hire but dangerous serial killers. You both dropped out of school at 15, and managed to kill over 70 people before the time you were twenty. Yet once recruited by SHIELD, you both became some of our most valuable and able operatives. In fact, Agent Dariela willingly sacrificed her life for innocent civilians. I can see that you've both changed; perhaps some may even go as far as calling you heroes. But that doesn't matter, your criminal records do."

"You honestly think Director Coulson approves of this?" Lulu asked, smiling at the investigator. 

"Director Coulson has gone missing, in fact, I'm currently the highest ranking SHIELD member," The agent said, giving her a grim look. 

 "OOh, Agent Barrow, you've done well," Lulu said mockingly.

 The agent continued to act as though he couldn't hear Tallulah, "As I've read, your friend Willow was something of a mental case. Used to laugh over the bodies over her victims. In fact, the code names used for you by SHIELD were Smile and Slasher. Smile for Ms.Dariela, and Slasher for you. Think about whether or not you want this information to get out."

"What can I say," Lulu laughed, "I put the hot in psychotic." Though Lulu didn't show it, the fact that Agent Barrow had found not only her record but Willow's as well worried her. Years of abuse had tormented Willow's mind, and she'd lost it for a while. Willow had eventually found her way back to the light, and she'd helped pull Lulu out of the darkness as well. Willow was a good person, and had a kind soul. The same could not be said for Lulu, and she smiled to herself, thinking that she honestly didn't care if the information was leaked. But it would hurt Willow, especially if she hadn't told Bucky; and Lulu couldn't allow that to happen."

 "Well, I think we're done here, "Lulu said, and with a quick motion dislocated her wrist, and wriggling out of the handcuffs. "You said you were the only Agent beside the director who knew this information, and I know for a fact that there's only one copy of that record. So, I'll just have to take care of that, won't I?" 

 Lulu grinned widely and then pulled a long silver knife from her sleeve, she couldn't believe that the SHIELD agents who'd checked her for weapons had missed it. "You want to know why they called me Slasher? I'll show you."

 Lulu threw the knife with deadly accuracy, and it buried itself into the agent's throat. She hummed quietly as she ripped the papers into pieces and then reach into her boot and pulled out a single match. Lighting it, she watched in satisfaction as the papers went up in flame. Now no one would ever learn her secret, or Willow's.