Me- This is how I've seen everyone else do the disclaimer, so I hope this is okay.

Grover- It's how most people do it, so I think it is okay?

Sebastian- Okay? OKAY?! If the mighty Sebastian Drop does it, of course it is the correct way of doing it!

Percy- Bragger...

Annabeth- Author... You forgot to do the disclaimer.

Me- Oh right! I'm forgetful. Okay, let's try this.

Clarisse- Am I coming into the story? I better be!

Thalia- Me too!

Me- *Starts Sweating* Um... ok-Kay

Percy- Author. Author... AUTHOR!

Me- What?!

Percy- You forgot to do the disclaimer.

Me- Oh right!

My Friend- Di Angelo. Do the disclaimer. (Walks away)

Nico- What?????? I don't do disclaimers.

Me- Um... Nico.

Nico- Yeah?

Me- So I am a child of Apollo , right?

Nico- Yeah.

Me- You know how Solangelo broke?

Nico- Yup.

Me- That is because...

Nico- Because what?

Me- IHAVEACRUSHONYOU,ANDIAMBASICALLYYOURNEWSOULMATE.THATISWHYWILLBROKEUPWITHYOU.BECAUSEHEKNEWIAMYOURTRUESOULMATE!

Nico- What did you just say?

Apollo- My daughter has a crush on the son of death!

Me- Shush.

Apollo- Is that blush I see?

Me- No. Now, go away! Don't you have a chariot to drive across the sky?

Apollo- Child. It's night.

Me- oops.

Me- Anyways, let's do the disclaimer. So... Who wants to do the disclaimer for me?

Leo- Me!

Me- Oh, shoot! It's my other PJO crush.

Leo- Anyways...

Leo- LuceFT doesn't own any of us, except for Sebastian Drop, and other OCs the author may put in.

Sebastian- Cause I'm awesome.

Leo- Rick Riordan owns everyone, but if he didn't...

Me- I would have a character that is me!!

Percy- Thank the gods!

Me- I heard that!

Percy- *Gulp*.

Me- This has been fun. Well. Have a nice day, goodnight, have a nice weekend, whatever!

Leo and Nico- HELP US!!!!