Akane slowly opened her eyes 'that was a good nap' Akane got up and stretched her arms but when she did something fell of her "WHAT THE HELL... Oh it's just a blanket" Akane sighed once she noticed it was a blanket and not some evil being that fell asleep on her "what happened?" Naraku came in, Akane whistled "hmm? Oh hi Naraku what's going on why did you come here?" Akane asked innocently, Naraku face panned "why did you yell?" He asked "oh that I thought the blanket that was on me was some evil being that fell asleep on me... By the why I don't remember putting a blanket on me before I slept" Akane looked at him "I put the blanket on you... And why would a evil being fall asleep on you?" Naraku rolled his eyes "oh thank you and I don't know" Akane smiled at him, Naraku sighed and walked away "ah let's start the day off with a big bowl of why the f*** am I up" Akane groaned as she lied back down covering herself up with the blanket and falling asleep again.

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Kagome, Inuyasha and the others were walking around looking high and low for Akane and Naraku but to their luck they haven't found a trace of both of them "I hope she's going to be ok" Shippō sighed "it's Akane she'll probably annoy Naraku to death and he'll bring her back" Kagome hoped "true but she can also be nice" Shippō said "yeah" Kagome sighed as they continued to look for Akane and Naraku.

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Akane woke up to Naraku yelling at her, to which she jumped and hit him in the face "oh I'm- oh it's just you" Akane sighed once she saw it was just Naraku "wake up we're leaving here" he said "geez naps are tricky... You either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and unaware of what year your in" Akane said, Naraku sighed "you were only asleep for 3 hours then woke up and fell asleep for another 2 hours" Naraku said getting up and walking to the exit of the cave "wait so that means... I SLEPT FOR THE WHOLE DAY AND FOR LIKE 5 HOURS THATS UNEVEN... I'm having another hour nap to make it even" Akane lied back down ready to sleep but Naraku walked up to her and dragged her out the cave. Akane sighed as she was being dragged by Naraku "have your mama ever teach you not to man handle a girl" Akane asked as she watched Naraku's reaction to her comment "Akane" he sighed which shocked her "wow you called me by my name... Is the world ending?" Akane asked and was dropped on the ground "get up and follow me" Naraku said, Akane nodded and started following him with a song stuck in her head 'I'm singing Follow me everything is alright... God damnit Naraku now I needs to listen to this song' Akane started banging her head to the song. Naraku looked back to see Akane just jamming out "Akane what are you doing?" He turned to look at her "You don't know how you met me You don't know why You can't turn around and say goodbye All you know is when I'm with you I make you free And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea I'm singin' " Akane started clapping her hands to the beat that's in her head "stop" Naraku sighed "oh sorry it was your fault dude... Can we go find Kagome she has my bag?" Akane asked because in her bag is her phone with all her music and she wanted to annoy the hell out of Naraku with her beautiful voice and music "no" Naraku turned back around and started walking away again "fine then but if you says a word that makes me remember a song I'm singing and dancing again" Akane smirked "fine by me" Naraku sighed "oh~ I'm just saying it's fine by me if you never leave and we can lay like this forever it's fine by me" Akane started singing again "stop" Naraku rolled his eyes "ILL STOP THE WHOLE WORLD FROM TURNING INTO A MONSTER" Akane screamed sang "geez how does Kagome but up with you?" Naraku asked looking back at Akane "beats me" Akane sighed "wait she beats you?" Naraku smirked "NOOOOOO... She just glares at me and becomes scary" Akane shivered "she can be scary" Naraku agreed "LA GASP really the oh so great Naraku thinks my little cousin is scary" Akane widen her eyes like two gulf balls "let's go" Naraku turned back around 'oh no no no no there's a song it's coming' "LET IT GO~" Akane giggled like a little school girl "oh shit son where did the little school girl giggle come from?" Akane asked herself "that's new" Akane sighed but continued to follow Naraku.

Akane groaned as she laid on the ground 'GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER' Akane was laying on the ground due to the fact that she was too tired to move her little pinky toe "Akane get up" Naraku ordered "I'm too lazy to get up... Just move along" Akane groaned curling in a ball "can I get my bag from Kagome~ please~" Akane whined "no" Naraku said 'seems he just loves saying no" Akane sighed "please~" Akane got up and started begging on her knees with her hands clasped together "PLEASE~" Akane pleaded innocently with puppy dog eyes 'how can he resist my puppy dog eyes and face' Akane smirked in her head "no" Naraku said turning around. Akane fell flat on the ground with the arrow 'no' in the side of her head 'time for plan B' Akane grabbed Naraku's leg "Naraku~ please~" Akane rapped herself around his leg like a 4 year old would do... So she's technicality hugging his leg. Naraku looked down at Akane with an annoyed look "if I say yes will you stop?" Naraku asked, Akane nodded "and if I let you go will you come back" once again Akane nodded 'no' Akane thought mentally smirking "your lying" Naraku said as he tried to walk with Akane on his leg (I can picture it ^.^) 'how the fudge brownie did he know' Akane looked up at Naraku with a shocked face "fine I won't come back... But can you blame me your evil" Akane sighed still holding on to Naraku's leg "NARAKU LET AKANE GO" Akane jumped from her spot when she heard the most wonderful and marvellous voice in the whole widest of the world "INUYASHA MY BABE HELP" Akane yelled as she was about to run Naraku grabbed her collar and pulled her towards him making Akane face plant in his chest 'damn he has a hard chest' Akane sighed moving her hand to her face to rub the sore spot there "babe?" Inuyasha asked confused as to why he was being called a babe "who cares help me" Akane rolled her eyes 'what can I expect he's from the feudal era' Akane huffed as she was being crushed by Naraku's strong grip on her. Kagome then popped up "Kagome hand me my bag" Akane said holding out her hand "umm? Ok" Kagome threw Akane's bag, Akane caught the bag and swung around hitting Naraku in the side of the head with her bag, Akane ran towards Kagome "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE YELLOW BACK PACKS" Akane smirked as Naraku growled and glared at her "oops I made the spider mad" Akane yelp as Naraku grabbed her with his tentacle thingy "on hand me you filthy monster" Akane said "YOUR NOT TRYING" Inuyasha yelled "oh yeah I know I'm lazy at the moment... Wait Naraku you used my laziness against me didn't you?" Akane looked up at Naraku who only smirked at her 'figures' Akane rolled her eyes "time to go" Naraku said "wait wha- AHHHHHH" Akane held on to Naraku like her life depended on it "PUT ME DOWN... There was a reason why I told you to put me down the first time you done this" Akane sweat dropped as they went higher "what about the second time?" Naraku asked "I was tired and to busy being mad at you" Akane sighed, Naraku rolled his eyes "please put me down" Akane asked nicely with a hint of fright in her voice and eyes. Naraku looked down at her to see he wasn't losing it when he heard the fright in her voice "we're almost there" Naraku sighed, Akane nodded and closed her eyes.

Akane felt herself being gently put in the ground, she opened her eyes to see they were on a mountain "this isn't what I meant" Akane sighed not letting go of Naraku's arm afraid she might slip and fall to her doom "you can let me go now" Naraku sighed "no I might slip and fall to my doom" Akane shivered "if you don't let go I'll push you myself" Naraku smirked down at her "you wouldn't" Akane glared up at him "we both know I would" Naraku said readying his other arm pushing her a bit "AHH NARAKU" Akane held tighter to his arm and buried her face in his arm "I'll make sure the blood in you arm stops if you keep this up" Akane said as Naraku kept pushing her a bit "I wouldn't your useful to me" Naraku said walking in a cave in the mountain 'glad I'm needed' Akane dead panned as she loosened her grip on his arm just a little bit. Akane looked around as they walked "dark and scary... You must feel at home" Akane smiled up at Naraku "need I point out your still holding my arm" Naraku smirked "nope" Akane said fast knowing what he met by saying that 'he was going to either hit or kill me' Akane sighed as Naraku showed her to another little cave part "let go" he ordered "ok" Akane let go of him and in a flash he was gone 'lovely now I'm alone in the dark' Akane sighed "MR PHONE" Akane yelled taking her back pack off and getting her phone "oh look I have good service here... HOW?" Akane asked herself. Akane walked around the little cave thingy she called a room "look ya see that's a rock" Akane pointed to a rock showing her phone around "that's another rock" Akane pointed to another rock "OH OH OH LOOK... Another rock" Akane acted excited then went back to being bored and pointed to another rock "and that's a spider" Akane smiled but stopped dead in her tracks "SPIDER" Akane looked shocked at the spider "AHHHH" Akane screamed blue murder and ran out of the room to find Naraku or anyone to come kill the spider "NARAKU" Akane yelled "what?" He asked as Akane ran to him "HELP THERES A SPIDER IN THE ROOM I WAS IN" Akane yelled at him, Naraku laughed at her "stop laughing" Akane dead panned "did you kill it" he asked "no" he laughed again "ok I may not have killed the spider, however thanks to my primordial scream, I'm pretty sure that spider is now deaf" Akane said, Naraku laughed more at her as he walked past her and to the room she was in, Akane followed him. When they got to the room Naraku took the spider in his hand "hey look now kill it" Akane smiled "no... *hands spider to Akane* you kill it" he smiled at Akane "what me? *points finger at herself* ahahahahaha your funny" Akane backed away from Naraku as he came closer to her with the spider "GET THAT THING FROM ME" Akane yelled running out the door like a flash of lightning with red hair "AKANE GET BACK HERE" Naraku yelled "WHEN YOU KILL YOUR FAMILY MEMBER I WILL" Akane screamed from somewhere in the mountain, Naraku rolled his eyes at Akane calling the spider his family member 'that girl' he thought dropping the spider and stepping on it, and in a red flash Akane was hugging Naraku "you saved my life" she cried out. Naraku sighed "you know under all that meanness I think your actually really nice... I THINK" Akane smiled up at him once she was done hugging him "but then again you did KIDNAP ME" Akane glared at Naraku, "go to sleep Akane" Naraku said walking out of the room "ok but if I wakes up to a spider on me your gonna be the first to know" Akane smiled then shivered at the thought of having a spider on her "oh there's one on your back" Naraku smirked "AH GET IT OFF OF ME GET IT OFF GET IT OFF" Akane ran around in a cycle "I'm joking" Naraku laughed "stupid men and their stupid pranks" Akane mumbled "what?" Naraku asked getting close to her "AHH NO GO AWAY" Akane blushed and ran to the other side of the room "fine" Naraku sighed and walked out of the room "bye bye~" Akane said sensitivity 'holy grail why did I say that like that?' Akane asked herself 'I'm losing it' Akane laid on the ground 'he's actually not that bad... After all he did put a blanket on me back at the other cave... And he killed the spider' Akane smiled as she closed her eyes 'but he can be mean and rude' Akane sighed drafting off to dreamland.