Raphael

"Bite me. Wait, no. I don't want to die yet."

Alec

Hey, Katniss Everdeen, off to the Hunger Games yet?

Jace

"And you are sure your hair is naturally blonde? Doesn't look like it."

Meliorn

"How big is your...? Wait, nevermind. Seelies can't lie. Better say nothing."

Isabelle

"By the way, how's Meliorn? I mean Raphael... wait no. I mean Charlie? Who is your most recent ex?"

Maia

"Who's a good dog?"

Magnus

"Sometimes not even glitter is enough..."

Will

You know... I was thinking about getting a pet duck, what do you think?We can call it Jace

Jem

*singing* Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you

Jordan

I think we should sell the Fender. Yes, the same type of guitar that Jimi Hendrix played.

Tessa

You know, that fruit seller at the market is really friendly... I mightbuy them something nice.