Three weeks later

Jake: And as it waded through the carnage that it had wrought, the vampire smashed their skulls just for the fun of it!

Y/N and Finn gasped, and clutched each other on the bed.

Finn: No way!

Jake: Yes way, it did. And also the vampire hunched over its victims and breathed their vaporized blood mist.

Jake walked over to the bed, and made a warbling sound with his tongue. Finn shoved him away.

Finn: Ah, jeez! Jake, is this stuff you're saying true? Or are you just trying to mess us up? You have to be honest.

Jake: Oh, it's true, man. I heard it through a reliable source.

Finn: Reliable? Rats!

Y/N made a whimpering noise.

Jake: Yeah. Some say it haunted this very tree!

Finn: This tree?!

Y/N made a louder whimpering noise and curled up in a blanket.

Jake: Good niiiight...

Jake made a ominous warbling sound as he went downstairs. Y/N made his way to his bed. He curled up in his blanket and hid in it.

Finn: He's just picking on us, Y/N.

Finn hears croaking and sees a worm on his bed. He then hits the worm with the Enchiridion.

Just then, the two began hearing a tapping sound. They looked, to see a tree limb tapping on his window, then a mysterious figure taps on the window.

Finn and Y/N looked. Lightning crashes, and the figure's scary face is seen.

Y/N and Finn screamed. Finn ran and Y/N teleported.

The two ran over to Jake, who was in the kitchen area. Y/N began jumping up and down repeatedly.

Finn: Jake! Jake! We saw someone outside the window! It must be the vampire, and I think we're unprepared, so I--

Jake laughed at both of them.

Jake: Relax, buddy. I made that story up. I was just trying to scare you.

Finn: But you said you heard it from a reliable source!

Jake: Ha ha! I made that up, too. I was trying to scare you, and it worked!

Y/N rubbed his chin as he was thinking.

Then the window blows open by itself, the lights go out, and Jake screams. Y/N covered his mouth as he hid a laugh.

Finn: No one's outside.

Jake: Whew!

Finn: It was just the wind, scaredy-cat.

Jake: I wasn't scared, I was singing. I was singing my scream song. Ahh! Ahh! AAaah-uh-aah!

Finn: You're a total wuss, man.

A bag drops, there is a vampire on the ceiling that hisses and scares Finn, Jake, and Y/N. They all three jumped back and fell on the couch. The vampire sat between Y/N and Finn. Y/N whimpered with fear.

Marceline: Hey, guys. What's up? I'm Marceline the Vampire Queen.

Finn: Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?!

Jake: Don't suck our blood!

Y/N whimpered. The vampire just laughed.

Marceline: Calm down, weenies. I'm not gonna do that.

She snapped her fingers and the candles lit. She looked up as Y/N, the silent obsidian figure.

Marceline: Well, well, what do we have here~?

She arches an eyebrow, studying Y/N with curiosity.

Jake: Dude. I think she's checking him out.

Jake

Marceline: Wait a second... You look kinda familiar. Have we me before?

Y/N remains silent but gestures towards the obsidian features that distinguish them.

Marceline: Hold up! Are you... an Enderman?

Y/N, with a nod, confirms Marceline's suspicion.

Marceline: No way! I thought you guys went extinct ages ago.

Jake, with a chip halfway to his mouth, freezes mid-bite, looking at Marceline in surprise. Finns mouth dropped slightly. Y/N looked shocked.

Jake: Extinct? You mean, like, they all died out?

Marceline: Yeah, pretty much. Haven't seen one in forever. Thought I w... was told that they were gone.

Finn, Jake, and Y/N looked at each other, then the new guest.

Y/N's obsidian gaze fixates on her. A subtle but palpable shift occurs within the silent traveler – his heart begins to race, and an unexpected warmth graces his cheeks, an unusual reaction for someone who looked like he was made of stone.

Marceline looked at him and gave a cheeky smirk.

Y/N, standing amidst the conversation, feels a surge of unfamiliar emotions. His obsidian form, usually stoic, betrays a subtle vulnerability as the unexpected encounter stirs something within him.

Finn: Soooo, you don't suck blood?

Marceline: Sometimes, I do. But it's not the blood that I like. It's the color. I eat shades of red.

She sucks the red out of a strawberry, and gives it to Finn. She floats off to her bag.

Marceline: Ugh, I am exhausted. I've been traveling all over the Land of Ooo. And I've seen some stuff that would really make you say "like what?"

Finn: Like what?

Marceline: I encountered a school of goldfish beasts.

A flashback of Marceline riding giant goldfish

Marceline: And I fooled around in the Fire Kingdom.

A flashback of Marceline hula-hooping in the Fire Kingdom

Y/N let off a soft clap.

Finn: OOO!

Marceline: Oh, and check these out.

She has nuts in her hands. Y/N looked at them puzzled.

Finn: Nuts?

Marceline: Oh, these aren't ordinary nuts.

Squeezes the nuts and they become little creatures. One squirts Finn with ink.

Finn: You're wonderful.

Jake: Um, yeah. Thank you for not sucking our blood.

Marceline: You guys seem cool, too, but as you can imagine, I'm really tired, so you two should probably get going.

Finn: What?

Marceline sighed. She uses psychokinesis and moves a picture frame and reveals an "M" carved into the tree.

Marceline: "M" for "Marceline."

Jake: Aw, man.

Marceline: I carved in this tree years ago. Way before you three rascals started squatting here.

She proceeded to fling them out.

Marceline: But seriously guys, thanks for keeping the place warm for me, I mean really great!

She then shut the door on them.

Y/N, normally composed, reacts with immediate distress as the raindrops make contact with his obsidian form. His silent demeanor is shattered by an agonized scream, a visceral sound echoing through the air. Finn and Jake, caught off guard, exchange alarmed glances.

Finn: What's happening to Y/N?

Jake: I don't know, but we gotta do something!

As the rain continues, Y/N convulses in pain, the raindrops burning against his skin. The once soothing sound of rain transforms into a cruel assailant, inflicting unforeseen torment.

Finn: Y/N! Hold on, buddy!

Jake, with a quick glance at Y/N, stretches himself to shield him from the rain. Y/N panted and calmed down.

Jake: You ok?

Y/N nodded.

Jake: Come on, Finn. Let's get out of here.

Finn: She can't kick us out of our house!

Jake: Finn!

Finn: Get down here, lady, and fight me!

Jake: She's a vampire, dude!

Marceline sucks the red out of a crumpet, and throws it at Y/N.

Finn: I'm gonna kill her.

Jake: Dude, if half the stories I've heard, and/or made up are true, vampires will kill you. There's no question!

Y/N looked at the window. Marceline hisses at them and then walks away, laughing.

Finn: But, what about our home?

Jake: A VAMPIRE TOOK IT! Aw, we should go house-hunting. Bag us a new house.

Y/N smiled and nodded his head without hesitation at the idea. Out of nowhere he grabbed a stick with a small bag attached to it.

Finn: But I like our home.

Jake: Finn, house-hunting is wild! You've got to try it.

Jake stretched over Finn as well.

Finn: Really?

Jake: Yeah, man! It is so nuts!

Finn: You always know what to say.

Jake: Bla-bla-bla-ble-ble-bla-bloo-bloop!

Finn: Okay. I'm convinced. Let's roll!

Jake: Sweet, things are gonna start going our way.

Clouds separate to reveal the sun.

Jake: Hey, look, see? What'd I tell ya?

🎶 So Finn, Y/N, and Jake
Set out to find a new home.
It's gonna be tough
For a kid, a monster, and a dog on their own.
Here's a little house,
Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in.
Well, that's a bad idea dude
Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud'd be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.
A beehive, oh nooooooooo!
Don't put your foot in there, guy!
Y'all tried that before,
And you know it didn't turn out right!
Big shell, go inside.
Look around, it seems alright.
Frog jumps out, and barfs a tiger!
Throwin' down potions for food and fire!
You know you should have stayed
And fought that sexy vampire lady.
But Jake was feeling terrified,
He was super scared of her vampire bite.
Which is understandable
'Cause vampires are really powerful.
They're unreasonable
And burnt out on dealing with mortals.
Oh, Marceline,
Why are you so mean?

Marceline: I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old, And I just lost track of my moral code.

Oh Marceline,
Can't you see these guys are in pain?

Marceline: No I can't, I'm invested in this very cute video game.
So there go our boys,
walkin' on the icy ground.
Headin' towards their destiny,
I'm sure they'll figure something out.

The trio sat on a floating chunk of ice. Y/N signed. Finn was frustrated.

Finn: This is weak! I don't even like any of these places. I wanna go home.

Jake: Finn, let me tell you a little something about what home really means.

Jake begins playing viola.

Jake: La, la, la...Home isn't a place, let me give you a clue... Home is anywhere, where people care about you...

Finn: I don't wanna hear a lecture, dude! I just wanna go home...

Jake: [singing] But, home is where your heart is, Finn! And where is your heart, Finn? Well, it's right here inside you when I'm sitting here beside you! With your lucky stars to guide you from above.

They look up, a star floats around, then poofs and disappears. Y/N clapped his his hands.

Finn: Yeah, I guess I'd rather be out here, wrapped in your ear, than be in some awesome house all by my... souse.

Jake: I'd rather be dancing with some babes!

Y/N giggled.

Finn: Shut up, dude!

They soon entered a cave.

Jake: Ew... Gross. This place looks gross!

Finn: And abandoned.

The three were then trampled by various bats.

Finn: Whoa, bro... Wanna just live in here?

Jake: Yes.

Y/N nodded.

♪ "So they cleaned the cave and built a house inside the cave. ♪

It wasn't much, but it was a nice little hut.

Jake: So whaddaya think, man? We did pretty good for ourselves.

Finn: Yeah, we did... So, ah, what should we do first with our new digs?

Jake: Let's trash it and throw a party!

Y/N face a thumbs up. Soon, that very next night, they threw a party in the cave.

Finn: Ah this is it, feelin' good, I'm feelin', I'm feelin' like we did it. I'm feelin', like, completely satisfied. Nothin' else could go wrong, ya know, Jake?

Jake: Yeah, man.

Meanwhile, some of the Water Nymphs, were around Y/N.

Water Nymph 1: Well, hello there, handsome. What brings you to the cave?

Y/N looked at her nervously.

Water Nymph 2: Looks like you could use a warm welcome~.

Finn and Jake exchange knowing glances, sensing the playful flirtation of the Water Nymphs.

Finn: Uh-oh, Y/N, looks like you've got some admirers.

Jake: Yeah, they seem to be quite taken with you.

Y/N looked at them with concern. He wasn't sure what he should say or do.

The Water Nymphs, undeterred by Y/N's stoic demeanor, persist in their playful flirtation, creating an atmosphere of whimsical charm within the cave.

Water Nymph 3: Don't be shy, handsome. We don't bite... unless your into that kind of thing~.

Y/N, still unsure how to respond, looks between Finn and Jake for guidance. Finn nudges him with an encouraging grin, while Jake chuckles.

Finn: Go on, Y/N! Flirt back or something.

Jake: Yeah, show 'em you're not just a silent ghost like dude.

Caught in the crossfire of Water Nymph charm, Y/N attempts to reciprocate but finds himself at a loss for words. His obsidian eyes reflect a mixture of curiosity and uncertainty, a silent traveler navigating the uncharted waters of flirtation in the Land of Ooo.

Water Nymph 1: Cat got your tongue, handsome?

As the flirtatious banter continues, two Water Nymphs take a seat on either side of Y/N, while another positions herself behind him. The cave's ambiance shifts, and Y/N, feeling a mixture of nerves and curiosity, cautiously places his arms around the hips of the nymphs beside him.

Water Nymph 2: There we go, getting a bit cozier now.

Y/N, though silent, can't conceal the subtle blush that graces his stone cheeks. Finn and Jake, observing the scene with amusement, exchange a look of camaraderie.

As the playful scene unfolds in the cave, the atmosphere takes a surprising turn with the arrival of Marceline. The Vampire Queen, with a mischievous grin, joins the group and wraps her arms around Y/N's shoulders.

Marceline: What's this, Y/N? Looks like you're the center of attention.

Jake: She's back!

The Water Nymphs, realizing they have competition, exchange curious glances, and Marceline smirks playfully.

WATER NYMPH 1: Seems like we've got some competition, girls.

Marceline, unfazed, leans in and whispers in Y/N's ear.

Marceline: Mind if I join the party?

Finn: What do you want, Marceline?!

Marceline: Oh, I just wanna show you somethin'. This cave belongs to me!

Marceline moves a rock and shows the letter, M.

Finn: What!?

Y/N

Marceline: Thanks for fixing the place up for me.

Marceline pulled out her guitar, and began playing music. Y/N looked at the guitar. There was something about it that looked familiar. Creepily familiar.

Finn: Y-You can't take our home twice!

Marceline: Yes, I caaaannnnnn!

Finn: AAAAAAAHHHH! It's vampire-fighting time!

Jake: Finn! Nooo! Vampires will kill you... remember!?

Finn: But she's taking our home again!

Jake: We're home as long as we're together, bla-bla-bleep-bla-bloop, remember!?

Y/N grabbed Finns arm and looked at him sadly.

Finn: Okay, Marceline, I'm gonna let you keep this cave, but only because Jake and Y/N are my homes, and they're way better than all your homes combined!

Finn said as he confronted Marceline. She floated around to Jake and Y/N.

Marceline: Ya know, you're right. I guess I'll take them too!

She then put both in a arm lock. Y/N and Jane screamed.

Finn: What!?

Marceline: I'll bite Jake a little, maybe turn him into a zombie. I'll make Y/N my personal henchman.

Jake: Nooo!

Finn: Let go of them!

Water Nymph 3: Hey! Hands off him!

Water Nymph 1: Yah! We saw him first!

Marceline: Make me.

Finn slaps Jake and Y/N out of Marceline's grip

Finn: You okay, dudes?

That's when Marceline began to change

Marceline: No one... makes me... let go... of Jake, or Y/N!

Y/N crawled away and hid with the Water Nymph's.

Finn: I'm not scared of you!

Jake: Finn!

Y/N watched on in horror as Finn tried (and failed) to fight her. He took a breath, closed his eyes, charged forward, and screamed.

Everyone in the cave covered their ears as he began teleporting around and screaming. Marceline swung her hand at him and smacked him. He hit a wall and grunted.

He then runs up to her and punches her in the face.

Marceline: Ow! That actually hurt, Y/N.

She then grabbed him with both hands, laughed, retransformed, and kisses him on the cheek, making him blush. Y/N looked at her blushing.

Finn: Why didn't you just kill us?

Marceline: 'Cuz that was fun! I haven't fought like that in years! Thanks.

Y/N got up.

Marceline: You three are pretty hardcore. I can appreciate that.

Finn: Soooo so does that mean we can have our old house back?

Marceline: Yeah! Keep it, as a gift from me. Blaeargh!

Finn and Jake both run away screaming. While Y/N was held back by the three Water Nymphs.

Water Nymph 1: Looks like it's just us now, handsome.

Y/N, silent as ever, nods in acknowledgment, his obsidian eyes reflecting a mixture of curiosity and a touch of bashfulness.

Water Nymph 2: Marceline's got nothing on us, right?

Y/N looked at Marceline, who was giving him a look, as if daring him to reply.

Water Nymph 3: Care for a dance?

Without waiting for a verbal response, the Water Nymphs gently pull Y/N into an impromptu dance within the confines of the cave.

Within the confines of the enchanting cave, the Water Nymphs gracefully lead Y/N into an ethereal dance. Their movements are fluid, mirroring the gentle currents of water. The nymphs sway and twirl with an otherworldly elegance, their forms radiating a subtle, iridescent glow that harmonizes with the mystical ambiance of the cave.

Y/N, his obsidian figure contrasting against the radiant nymphs, follows their lead with a surprising grace. Despite his silent demeanor, there's a certain poetry to the way he moves, adapting to the rhythm of the nymphs' dance. The cave becomes a canvas for this ephemeral choreography, where stone and water seamlessly converge in an unexpected symphony of movement.

As the Water Nymphs and Y/N continue their enchanting dance, the cave's atmosphere takes yet another unexpected turn with the sudden entrance of Marceline. With her bass guitar slung over her shoulder, she grins mischievously and seamlessly joins the dance.

Marceline: Mind if I cut in?

The Water Nymphs, though momentarily surprised, gracefully make way for Marceline. She takes Y/N's hand, and together, they become part of a dynamic trio, blending the ethereal water dance with Marceline's rock-and-roll energy.

Marceline's guitar emits a melodic hum, providing a rhythmic backdrop to the impromptu dance. Y/N, now dancing with Marceline, adds a new dimension to the choreography. The cave, already steeped in magic, resonates with the convergence of different energies—water, and the vampiric essence of Marceline.

Water Nymph 2: Y/N? After this, there are some tricks we wanna show you~.