(This starts after the eggman fight with burn bot also if you see the picture it's a joke I don't own sonic boom but I do own this fanfic tho please don't take the joke seriously it's a joke)

Shadow pov

Sidekick tryouts what a joke that was what I thought when the doctor said sidekick tryouts and that all qualified candidates welcome and that best candidate gets the job and that resume and references required to me the sidekick tryouts was a joke but the resume and references aren't unreasonable so I would give it that and especially with my fair share of jobs that seemed kinda like my cup of coffee especially in this job market you can never trust everything you see.

Then I heard the doctor say "what fool would want to be Sonic's sidekick? Spending every day with him, enjoying his friendship and respect? Not me, that's for sure. Unless..." then I saw the security camera fall and the doctor calling it a lousy security camera for falling but when the doctor pointed out the enjoying that fakers friendship and respect I'm going to be honest but that didn't actually sound that bad it even sounded.....nice even- no what am I even thinking ugh get out of my head you dumb thought and anyways I know the doctor is up to something but that isn't my place or problem that's fakers problem and I'll go with the doctor just in case anything goes too out of hand and especially since I don't want this idiot of a doctor to win because I rather have faker then him not like I like sonic or anything but there is one thing for sure he wouldn't have a malice intention and if he did rule the world he would have no idea how to rule it let alone kept it in one piece he would just run off and leave and say something stupid like he always does like gotta go fast hehehe or something dumb like that.

And now I was with the doctor and I and him walked inside the fakers ummm trash shack or whatever this was supposed to be honestly I have no idea what this place or is this even a home does sonic need help not like I care for him I'm just wondering if he needs help like is he homeless and is living off of scraps and while i was thinking of how to get the faker a better home I didn't realized that I was just entered in a sidekick tryouts competition without even agreeing to it and I'm the third candidate so now I'm having to go against the fox and the doctor for this stupid tryouts and now we are at the tryouts I actually don't have what faker was thinking then he said being his sidekick was no easy task oh please a candy rapper can be your sidekick you would choose anyone and this competition will test our strength which the doctor doesn't have he needs to do that diet that me and his stupid robots try to make him do and he says he'll do it tomorrow and next thing you know he's eating a whole family sized Cheeto puffs I like Cheeto crunch you can't have a good chip without a crunch to it but Cheeto puff it's alright not my favorite but if there's no Cheeto crunch left I will get it but anyways and stamina please Sonic tails can barely keep flying without getting tired for literally a second and he looked at me when he said endurance I will shove a marker up your ASS- I mean I will show him a marker not shove it.

And now we have to get a flag okay I didn't know this was captured the flag but okay you do you I guess sonic but I do agree with him on the inaccurately named mount safety that isn't safe who ever named it that should be fired and learn how to tell the difference between dangerous and safe and then the doctor tried to push me oh that isn't going to slide with me so guess what I did I did it back to him because if he likes to push why don't I give him a taste of his own medicine since he love to give it so much I'm just returning the favor so instead of me he tripped instead and then we all went and raced each other while sonic was watching and I saw the doctor try to attack the fox with what looked to be the motors of the hover board that he was using then I saw both the fox and the doctor go into there vehicles I already knew the doctor was planning something that's why i went with him in the first place I was running right next to sonic we both saw what the doctor was doing we both ran fast but when we reached the ice the faker went in to save his friend I stayed back I was going to warn sonic but he's too focused on saving the kid then anything and why I stayed back is because the ice was breaking but the faker got the kid free and they had a little moment so I guess now he's his sidekick again wow talk about tails not being mad at sonic even for a second but whatever at least they fix that problem but that damn doctor had to uses his now actual burn bot to burn the ice and break it completely he just made it more broken great like things couldn't get any worse and it did sonic fell into the water and he can't swim but when I looked at him he looked not scared he looked more like someone doing a blank face and saying that and the fox was trying to get sonic out then I heard the most ungrammatically incorrect thing I heard tails say "that's not how sidekicks do" did I hear things correctly because did he just say that's not how sidekicks do I don't even know anymore.

Then they both feel inside the water idiots so I decided to save them by jumping in the freezing water it was colder then a witches tits out there- I mean not cold like that I saw the fox try to grab sonic but failed so I grabbed sonic and tails and pulled them both out and the fox flew sonic up and sonic did a spin dash and robot fell into the freezing water and I went with sonic and tails I followed them but I did hear the doctor talking about naming a robot with a accurate name and what super laser eyes and feed him ham pacifically evil ham and with that me and tails and sonic were watching the sunset which was kinda pretty but when I saw the face the faker was making to tails I was a bit weirded out but at least the kid is happy but I decided to leave them alone while I was walking past Sonic's trash shack I saw Amy screaming that she demands a callback I think she wanted a callback for the sidekick tryouts then I saw knuckles say something about knuckles junior not working out or something then Amy said she was a crazy pizza man who juggles and sings and started singing then knuckles called her knucklina what is wrong with these people to be honest well I think I'm just going to go home today was a hectic weird day.

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