chapter-63

It was diwali day, all were very excited and happy to celebrate diwali in India. Avneet was just sitting and watching them working. She was not allowed to work and walk without her husband's and kids permission, if she step down from the couch then they will take her in room, and make her sleep.

Avu: it's so boring yaar! From past 3 hours I am sitting here and watching you people working. Give me some work.

Cookie: I am having work for you.

She got excited and ask

Avu: what baby?

She gave her medicine and food.

Cookie: eat this, and watch us again working.

Avu: that's not fair.

Sid: everything is fair in love and war.

Avu: this is not war! And this is not.....

Before she completes every one shouts.

All: this is love!!! Only for you...!!

Avu: stop! I am gonna became def.

Aavy: dare say again mommy.

Avu: ok baba! I am sorry, I will just sit and watch you all.

They all chuckled and start doing their work. Sam was jumping in house, here and there.

Avu: why are you jumping?

Sam: because I am your son, that means I am rabbit + bandar = banbit. So it means I have all rights to do mischievous things.

Avu: what ever. Now go and do some work, help your siblings.

Sam: first tell your kids to do some work, Aavy busy with ruhi, and cookie is dreaming about ahan.

Avu: I see! Did you eat something?

Sam just puts his head down and shook his head.

Avu: come here! I will feed you. What is your dad doing? Can't he feed you? Wait let me ask him.

She was going to shout but Sam stops her.

Sam: mommy! Chill, dad ki koi galti nahi hai, he was feeding me. But I denied.

Avu: why? You don't feel like eating?

Sam: no! Because I just ate something weird.

Avu: what's that?

Sam: wait I will show you.

He went inside the kitchen and brought chocos. He showed her and she laughed at him.

Sam: why are you laughing?

Avu: that's not weird! It's our childhood favourite breakfast. It's called chocos.

Sam: it tastes ok ok!

Avu: wait, I will make you some Maggie, you will loved it.

Sam: and what's that?

Avu: it's instant noodles. You will loved it, and it's having all magic masalas.

Sam: it's interesting. But you don't make, I will tell di to make.

Avu: what? Cookie? No she is not entering kitchen.

Sid who was passing from there listen there talks and went near them. He sat beside Avu and pulse her near him.

Sid: what's going on?

Sam: mom is gonna make Maggie! So I told I will tell di to make.

Sid: what? No! She is not entering the kitchen.

Sam: both are same. I will only go and make.

Avneet got idea and makes puppy face. Sid saw her and was going to tell something but Avu stops him.

Avu: sid! Baby! Make Maggie for Sam na. He hasn't eat anything.

Sid: huh! Me? I should make Maggie? Ok come Sam.

He took Sam with him and made him sat on kitchen counter. He start making Maggie, after 3 min he served him.

Sid: now taste and tell me how it is!

Sam: I will go and eat with mom.

He rans towards her and sat beside her. She smiles at him and start feeding him.

Avu: how's it?

Sam: it tastes yummy.

He licked his lips and kissed his moms face.

It was evening and all were ready in there festive outfits. They all did Pooja and now it was the time to burn crackers. They burn crackers and went inside. Aavy, cookie and Krish shouts.

Abhinavi and sidneet: what the hell!

Aavy: let us show you all our decorations in balcony.

Cookie: and I have done, more than these two creatures.

Krish: you lazy bee! You just sat there and instruct us. Aavy do that, big b you are doing wrong, ouch how can I climb there to put lights.

Aavy and Krish: bla bla bla...!

They both hi-fi and start laughing.

Cookie: just shut up you!

She showed her middle finger to them and ran upstairs. Sidneet and abhinavi laughed at them and went behind her. But Sid picks Avu in his arms and went upstairs.

Aavy: mom dad! Your balcony and chich and chach your room balcony.

Sidneets balcony.

Abhinavis.

Krish: mom dad! Enjoy your night. And please don't make noise.

He told this and went out running.

Sidneets room:

Aavy: mom dad! Enjoy your night,

Cookie: and we don't wanna listen your moans mom.

Sid throw his chappal towards them and they runs out.

Sidneet were having some little make out session, but someone was harshly banging the door. Avneet wore her shrug and went out. She saw cookie was banging.

Avu: what happen? Are you alright?

Cookie: yes! We are alright. Mom dad lets go down, we are playing game. And we need you all to be present there.

Avu: yes.....

Sid: no! We are little busy.

Cookie: not now dad! Do it when you are alone.

Sid: by the way we are alone. So go.

Cookie: mom please...!

Sid: mom please..!

Avu: what? Mom? Me ? You daddy.....

Cookie: no daddy.....!

She closed her ears and drags Avu with her.

Sid: be careful, kal hi aayi hai yeh duniya mai.

Avu: what?

Cookie: baad mai lardh na ab please chaloooo.

Avu: haa haa chalri hu.

They three went down, and saw all were sitting in a circle and Aavy saw Avu in her nighty and he smirked.

Aavy: naughty naughty! Mom dad!

Sid saw Avneet and bang his head.

Avu: aavy shut up! Now tell why did you kids call us here?

Krish: cheeka wait, we are playing song game. Like we have to dedicate a song to a person, and we should not take his/her name. And that person has to guess ki wo kis ke liye ga raha hai. In end that person has to tell the truth, to whom he/she has to dedicate.

Aavy: aabyyyy ooh. Bol kya raha hai cut short mai samjha na. Like gana gao, Phir bolo ki yeh kis ke liye gaya hai. Bas hogaya.

Cookie: areyyy! Big b likes to give lectures like mom and don't sing whole song, just main lines. Ok now start.

Aavy: lets spin the bottle.

He spins the bottle and it stops on ahan. Cookie just saw him and stares her mother, Avneet just chuckled and saw Sid! Now Sid was tense that, he will propose her, if she says yes? Bla bla bla.

Avu: stop with your stupid questions inside your head, just watch them.

Sid: I swear if he proposed her na, then I will beat him.

Avu: oye tum konsa business man the mujhe propose kare waqt, tum bhi yahi age ke the. Aaye bade beat him and all. Chup chap dekhoo aur mujhe bhi dekhne do.

Ahan:

Pehli nazar mein
Kaise jaado kar diya
Tera ban baita hai mera jiya
Jaane kya hoga
Kya hoga kya pata
Is pal ko milke aa jee le zara

Mein hoon yahan
Tu hai yahan
Meri bahon mein aa aa bhi ja
O jaan-e-jaan dono jahan
Meri bahon mein aa bhool ja, ah-ah
O jaan-e-jaan dono jahan
Meri bahon mein aa bhool ja, ah-ah

He completes the song, and Sid was just being over possessive towards cookie.

Sid: dekho besharam bol raha hai so, bahoon mai aa bhool jaa. Acha hua aage ka nahi bola! Baby I love....

Avu: ooh mr possessive father, let her enjoy her life, and enjoy your life with me.

They both were whispering, when they heard Abhi telling something.

Abhi: wow! Now the person should guess for whom he sang.

Sid: no one is guessing, continue next person.

Avu: oohhh! Jis ke liye bhi gaya hai, wo guess kare ga.

Sid: nahi'

Avu: haaaa

Sid: nahiiiiii

Avu: haaaaaaaaaa

Aavy: stop mom dad!

Krish: now guess.

Cookie was staring Sidneet, Sid was telling her to don't open her mouth. And Avneet was telling her to, tell. Now she was confused and she told.

Cookie: I know ahan! The song is for me. And I want to say that I like you.

She told this and runs inside the her room.

Aavy: such a shy baby.

Sid: tu tho hai hi besharam.

Avu: haa! Bilkul apne baap par gaya hai. Ek dam besharam.

All chuckled and again start the game. Ahan slowly excuse him and went in cookies room. He saw cookie was standing in balcony and watching stars. He tap her shoulder, and she turns. She got shocked and was going to fall from balcony but he catches her.

Cookie: thanks!

Ahan: ooh! So kisi ko mai passand hu!

She jerk his hand and goes inside the room.

Cookie: so! Can't I?

Ahan: do do! But we will talk about this later, nahi tho your dad will, think dirty.

They chuckled and went down, and sat beside each other, and they both were holding each other hands.

Sid: wtf! How dare he catches her hand?

Avneet holds his hand and told

Avu: like this!

Sid: not funny'

Avu: bas karo possessiveness' now it's your turn.

Aavy shouts there name, and they came back in this world.

Aavy: why you both are always busy in each other?

Avu: shut up! Now you sing.

Faisu: don't sing your pen drive songs. Bache hai, lehaz karlo.

Sid: I am not singing that!

They sang the songs and went inside there rooms. Not couples only kids. Because the couples wanna play something other, that kids has listen and hide them selfs to listen what they are playing.

Reem: so! My fucking bitches and

Jaan: asshole men's.

The all couples laugh and kids were shocked to see this side of there parents.

Avu: oye! Reemi aage bhi bol kuch.

Kanchi: arey meri maaa ruk jaa. Aaj tho boht maza aane wala hai.

Vaishu: boht hi maza aane wala haii.

Jai stands on the table and speak.

Jai: so let's start our pol khol segment.

All kids were confused!

Aavy: what the hell is this pol khol?

Ahan: arey gadhe, pol khol matlab. Raaz ki baat...

Before ahan completes, they listen faisu talking about the segment

Faisu: pol khol ka dusra matlab, raat ko baat ko hoti hai miya biwi ke beach raat ko.

The all couples start hooting, Reem suddenly told

Reem: why not we call our old gang here?

Jaan: idea bura nahi hai....let's call them.

Then everyone called there friends and they all came in 30 min.

Sid: yaha nahi, lets go to our place in garden. Agar bacche uth gaye tho acha nahi.

Avu: haa! Let's go.

They all went in garden and kids also went behind them, but hid themselves from them.

Cookie: yeh mom dad ko, budhape Mai jawani yaad aarahi hai?

Aavy: budha kisko boli? Budha hoga tera baap, meri maa nahi.

Cookie: tera baap mera kon?

Aavy: mera bhi baap. Obviously....koi shak?

Cookie: boht! Ki tu mera bhai hai ki kachre ki kundi mai se mila.

Ruhi, Krish, ahan and Hamid bangs there heads and smack their heads with their hands.

Aarshi: ouch! Kiu mara?

Hamid: kiu ki dil bola!

Cookie: tera dil bolta bhi hai?

Hamid: haa tere jaisa goonga nahi hai.

Krish: stop you both. Now see what they are doing!

Ruhi: mujhe tho boht excitement horahi hai, ki yeh loog kya kya bolenge.

Back to couples:

All were sitting in circle.

Avu: so! Let's start the game. First

Anu: wait wait! Let's spin the bottle.

Jaan: wait I will bring the bottle.

She went to bring bottle from inside, seeing her kids hide again. 3 min she came back.

Jaan: so let's get started!

She spins the bottle and it stops at Vaishu. Krish saw this and gets excited and move in front to listen clearly.

Vaishu: so, Abhishek always end up sleeping half on the floor, and half one the bed. Like he is hanging panda.

They all laugh at him, kids also laugh and stop before they ends.

Reem: next.

Jaan again spins the bottle and now it stops on, Rohan.

Rohan: so' in the night she, wears saari at night and sleeps.

All girls: what?

Avu: sab ko nighty passand and you saari.

Rohan: pura sunle meri maa!

Avu: bol.

Rohan: kaisi saari, batauu?

He asked Kanchi and Kanchi stops him.

Rohan: ayyeee! Sab ki baari aaye gi mera bhi boldena.

Ash: haa Bhabhi, bhaiya is right.

Kanchi: badi side lerahi hai bhai ki! Chalo koi nahi batade.

Rohan: so, she only wears lingerie and on that she wears a net saari jis mai sab dikhta hai.

All: ooooohhhhh!

Boys to their wife's.

Boys: kabhi hame bhi aisa pehen ke dekhao.

All kids were just controlling there laughter.

Aavy: maa ka idea acha hai, kabhi tu bhi pehen.

Ruhi: shut up! Besharam.....we are still kids, now see who's next.

Now Reem spins the bottle and it stops at avu.

Ruhi: dekh mlm par ruka hai, dekh te hai dad ke harkate.

Aavy: I know my dad well, because I saw them romancing from age 4, literally giving wet kisses on her cleavage.

Cookie: chup hoja besharam, tujhe issi chappal se marungi.

Ahan: what? They don't even close the door before doing?

Cookie: chup hojao naaaa! Let's listen.

All were hooting, Sid was just sitting and glaring at her.

Avu: ab ruko beta, yeh na raat ko skhikari banjata hai. All time romance.....

Before she completes, all start telling

All: kabhi room mai, kabhi hall mai, kabhi kitchen mai, aur tho aur kabhi car mai bhi. Hai na?

Sidneet were embarrassed, all start laughing at them.

Ashika: kiu nahi, college mai last bench kiski? Aur teacher ko lagta tha ki bahar se awaze aarahi hai, raaz tho peche tha.

Avu: shut up! Now next. Ab Sid par nahi rukega, agar ruke ga tho bhi nahi bolega.

Faisu: yeh cheating hai! Siddharth tu bolega.

Avu: wo nahi bolega.

Now all start shouting

All: Siddharth bole ga.

Avu: wo nahi bolega.

All: wo bolega.

Avu: wo nahi bolega.

All: wo tho ab pakka nahi bolega.

Avu: wo thois ab zarur bolega.

All: yeeehhhhhh bol ab teri biwi ne bhi bola ab tho bol.

Avu bangs her head and sat quiet.

Sid: so! Hamari begam raat ko, banti hai skhikar mai banta hu shikari. Wo lagti ti hai hot, mujhe karti hai on. Wo karti hai ishare aur ham pigal jate hai. Aur khatam hota hai kiss on forehead. Ab samaj daar ko ishara kafi.

All start laughing and cheering, Avu was embarrassed and now she stand and start throwing pillows on him, now they all start pillow fight, and ends in each other laps. Like couples not others. Kids were so happy that, their parents are still same from college.

Ahan: wah yaar! Kitne cool hai tum loog ke parents. Especially tum dono ke

Pointing towards Aarshi.

Aavy: I know, very romantic.

Ruhi: tu tho kabhi aisa romance nahi karta.

Cookie: now, shut up and see who's next. Jab se mujhe khamush karwana pardhta hai, aur bolna pardhta hai sunne ko.

They all saw them, and now they were dancing, on garmi, when fainat stops them.

Jaan: wait wait. Let us change and dance. Like we are in club.

Faisu: both time hogaya hai, party nahi kari ek saat.

Avu: haa nahi tho sirf bache bache, hame bhi enjoy karna hai.

Sid: pehli baar sach bola, kab mai bolta tha tab tho, nahi sid bache hai kya sonchenge. Ab kaha gaye bache?

Avu: bacche gaye sone, an sirf Ham hi hai saare couples.

Vaishu: ab lardayi band karo jake change karke aao.

Ash: Ham kaha se laaye?

Jaan: we will adjust yaar, let's seee.

They all went and changed in there sexy outfits. Wait I will show you all.

Avneet was wearing white crop top and black bell bottoms. Open hairs, dark red lipstick. Sid was wearing shorts and beach shirt. Like this they all were wearing some sexy clothes, in front of their kids, and they were totally shocked and ahan told

Ahan: wah cookie! Agar mujhe pehle maloom hota ki teri mom itni hot aur sexy hai, tho tujhe chord teri mom ko pata ta.

Aavy: chup be saalee! Ab kon besharam hai?

Ahan: inke sab ke aage sab besharam hi banjate hai.

Krish: waise sach hai. Our parents are very fit and sexy.

Hamid: jab se kya sexy sexy laga rakha hai.

Ruhi: oye doodh ke dhule, ab dekh inka dance.

Cookie: ab lage gi garmi, aur aag.

They all went inside the Aarshis room, and put couch in the balcony, and closed the lights. Now they all had bring popcorn, cold drinks, all eatable things.

All: now movie time guys.

Back in garden

Rits: gana chalu kar jaan.

Jaan: karrahi hu.

She plays the song, and now they were dancing were badly, for them it was sexy and for kids that was embarrassing.

Baaki Sari Fake Lagein,
Dekh Ke Tujhko Brake Lage,
Door-Door Se Theek Hai Rani,
Paas Aaun Toh Sek Lage,

All boys were dancing same, they pulled their girls towards them, and bite their lower lips....and these girls pushed them and went towards the table, on that table water was present. They took glass of water and start poring on their heads. All water was dripping from head towards their body.

Paara Itna High Huwa Ke Thermometer Toot Gaya,
Saiyan Ji Ka Tapak-Tapak Ke,
Haye Paseena Chhoot Gaya,

All girls were now, roaming their hands on there men's, and opens there shirts and throw them on the floor.

Now all kids closed their eyes.

Kaisi GundaKardi Hai,
Bandi Tu Bedardi Hai,
Sardi Mein Bhi Kardi Hai,
Kardi! Kardi! Kardi! Kardi!

Ahan: what the duck!

All: huh?

Ahan: I mean what the fuck.

Hamid: guys lets go inside, before they end up doing something.

Aavy: arey wait na, kitne hot hai hamare parents.

Cookie: wo tho hai.

Back towards couples.

The all men's pick there wife's and went near the pool. And throw them inside, and jump inside.

Kids:

Ruhi: pool party.

Aavy: now no clothes, only bikini.

All: yuk Aavy! Ewwww.

While watching them, they 6 slept on the couch, Aavy and ruhi on each other, and cookie was hugging ahan hand and sleeping, Hamid and Krish was sleeping on ground, Hamid's legs on Krish and his hand on his face. Like this next morning came. All couples went back to their rooms and other couples went back to there homes.

Next morning:

The Sam, alia, nimmi comes in the room and woke them up, with water splash on them.

Aavy: what the fuck!

Sam: don't fuck! Dad is calling you all down.

Cookie: why he is calling?

Sam: I don't know. Just come down.

They all get tense and went down after freshen up.

Sid:ooh hello beta loog kaise hai aap?

Aavy: we are fine dad! What about you?

Sid: nothing much! Bas bolna tha, it's already 2pm and till now you all are sleeping?

Cookie: dad we slept late at night, because we were see y.......

Krish closed her mouth and told

Krish: we are watching "YOU" series on Netflix. Don't know kab aankh lagagyi.

Hamid: haa! We are still sleepy. Bye guys.

Jaan: wait here.

Faisu: eat your breakfast and then pack your bags.

All: why?

Jai: because we are going back to London, because you people never told us that tum loog ke exams aarahe hai.

Cookie: kaise pata Chala?

Sam: I told them, by the way I showed them messages from your high school.

All: tu kamine.

All start running behind him and after sometime they stop, because our Avu stop them and make them eat breakfast. While eating breakfast, Aavy was singing Krish stamp his feet.

Aavy: kaisi gunda gardi hai bandi tu bedardi hai........ouchhhh.

Cookie: ouch bhi aata hai gane mai?

Ahan whispered something in her ears.

Ahan: yeh kal raat ka gana garaha hai, mar wayega!

Cookie: ooh! Wait

She also stamped his feet.

Aavy: why the hell you both are stamping your leg on my toe!

Krish and cookie: because we are loving it.

They told sarcastically and gesture him to stop nahi tho mareayega. He understands and stop singing.

Avu whispered something in Sids ears.

Avu: yeh loog jab se garmi gana kiu garahe hai?

Sid: mujhe kya pata?

Abhi: kahi dekh nahi liya hame?

Vaishu: nahi! Yeh loog sorahe the na.

Reem: Kya pata, yeh Sidneet ke bache hai, kuch bhi karsakte hai, aur karwasakte hai.

Jai: wo baat thi sahi hai.

Faisu: yeh aur inkee bacche ek jaise.

Sidneet: shut up. Now let's see

After breakfast they all were sitting in hall and packing there luggage. When Avu was going to close the suitcase, but accidentally she falls but Sid catches her.

All kids: shikari ne shikar ko pakard liya.

Oldies: what?

Aman: smajhao?

Sonia: matlab kya hai?

Vibha: kon shikaar aur kon shikari?

All kids ran from there.

Sidneet were still in shock and fainat, jaireem, rochi, abhinavi....start laughing.

Kids:

Cookie: Bach gaye! Agar wo loog ko maloom hua ki ham "YOU" series nahi unki series dekhrahe the.

Aavy: baal baal bache.

All couples has listen and told

All: wah beta loog wah!

Sid: wohi bolu yeh subhe se garmi gana kiu garahe hai?

Avu: Aur tho aur shikaar and shikaari.

Vaishu: Aur kya kya dekha?

Ruhi: jo nahi dekhna tha wo sab bhi dekhliya.

Krish: your pool dance, all all.

They all were standing hanging their hands down. But theses couples start laughing at them.

Sid: omg see your faces.

Avu: it's ok but never see any ones private parties. That's bad habit.

Reem: we are forging you.

They all were laughing and talking when Aavy said.

Aavy: yaad hai dad! You and mom were in room and you were kissing her, when suddenly I came in and saw you both on top of each other.

Cookie, Krish, ahan, Hamid bangs their heads.

All: shut up Aavy.

Sidneet and other couples went from there, before they again start telling their privet things.

Sidneet room:

Sam, Aarshi was sleeping in there room, and sidneet were getting ready for airport. When Sid came and start singing song.

Sid: mai satra baraska, tu satra baraski.

Sid told this and pulls her near him. Kids woke up, and saw them close to each other. Aavy make them woke up, and they hides inside the duvet, just there faces were visible.

Aavy: mai itne baraska, tu utne baras ki.

He hits cookies head and start laughing.

Sam: mom dad! What is this song?

Avu: tum loog uth gaye? Jao ready hojao. Flight miss hojayegi.

Hello guys!

How is the chapter?

Yaar I know! It's boring, jo man mai aaya likhdiya. Pakka next wala acha hoga.

see you all in next chapter!

Bye!

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