Mary:Hey guys I'm the hedgehog in the picture above oh and welcome to my new story! This is for Shadamy because there my favourite couple of all time so yeah and it's Valentine's Day. Oh and if you get this story late then it's okay I don't mind so the character intros lets begins.
Shadow: Sup people I'm in another one of Mary's fanfic because she just loves Amy and I together, so yeah oh and if you don't comment or follow I WILL LOOK FOR YOU  I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU! And that's dead serious so if you don't wanna die follow and comment.
Amy: Hey guys I'm back and we've got new characters they will introduce themselves shortly so yeah!
Sonic: Hey guys I'm back and yeah so I wonder who I get with after I dump Ames. Oh yeah and this is a sonic boom fanfic if you fucking hate sonic boom then don't fucking read peace out.

Jess the mer hog: Hey people I'm Jess t mer hog and I live in the water so yeah and I fall in love with someone who walks on land so yeah?
Brandon t hedgehog: Hey people I'm Brandon named after The authors cousin and boyfriend oh and Btw her cousins 14 and he's in Horsham. Her boyfriends in the same town the author lives in so yeah.
Mary: Brandon don't give then that info about me they shouldn't know.
Brandon: Sorry I didn't know we'll see ya we're the only new people I think.

Shadow: SO FOLLOW AMD COMMENT OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL.