*plays tlc channel music where they introduce the weird ass family the nicest way as possible*

Sometimes a family is a mom and a dad.

But sometimes a family is a gay man of an ambiguous ethnicity.
Adam: Okay, rude, I haven't even showed up yet.

His gay armed boyfriend, who's soul has been transferred into the body of his clone...
Adam: Wait, what?

...and their half alien demon child.
Shiro: I just smile and don't think too hard about it. That's how I get through the day.
Adam: Okay Takashi, seriously, what the fuck?
Keith: *demonic crying*

Shiro: Adam, honey, sweetie, I love you but can we please argue ahead about this when I am not losing it, which is never so.
Adam: See! This is why I told you not go to space. But you were all like "nOoOoo aDAm itS mY DReAM...!!!"