"kyaaah! were going to hang out with sasuke-kun!!"

"well, technically, its training" stated choji with chips falling out his mouth.

"troublesome" muttered shikamaru as he faced away from the fangirl, form slouched and hands in his pockets.

"who cares! its still sasuke-kun~" ino skipped around with a dreamy look in her face, you could literally see hearts in her hearts, but then stopped in thought "but forehead and that baka will be there too" she frowned, both were annoying, always blocking her chance with sasuke-kun, intentionally or not. It only made matters worse when she was placed on a different team and forehead got to be with sasuke.

Shikamaru sighed, tired already at the mere thought of a fangirl, a hyperactive idiot and a brooding emo joining with his team filled with another fangirl of that exact brooding emo and is rivals with the other fangirl who the hyperactive idiot is in love with. Yup, this is his troublesome life. Choji was cool, he didn't bother him much but still, everything is just too-

"troublesome"

"oh shut up shikamaru, everything is troublesome in your eyes" scolded ino with an eye roll.

"not cloud watching and sleep"

The platinum haired girl just rolled her eyes once again and decided to ignore the nara in favor of daydreaming about her meeting with sasuke-kun not even a few minutes away.

He held her chin so that she was staring at those deep onyx eyes that captured her heart the day she saw them. He pulled her close, so close she could feel his hot breath touching her skin, his pale features were suddenly so noticable. The way his nose was only centemeters away from hers, the way his soft looking lips were parted ever so slightly, the way his raven locks fell down on his handsome face, his eyes gazing over her in an alluring manner.

"I missed you, ino" her name was said in such a husky voice that she couldn't help but blush, the hand slowly made its way to her cheek, all the girl could do was stare at the angel in front of her.

"m-me too, s-sasuke-kun" she stuttered out, berating herself for not keeping her cool. She almost sounded like hinata there, not that she disliked the girl.

He smirked, it looking heavenly on his sharp features, eyes crinkling up slightly with mirth.

"that was cute, unlike that forehead sakura" he said which made ino even more flustered.

"y-yeah, that forehead" was all she could say in a slight daze by their close proximity which worsened when the raven pulled her even closer, almost ki-

"WHAT DID YOU SAY BILLBOARD BROW!?" ah, damned sakura.

It seems that team seven has arrived while she was dreaming. Wait. That means sasuke is there too.

"sasuke-kun!!" she shouted as she rushed towards the uchiha standing behind his blonde teammate.

The raven sidestepped when she tried to hug him, he could hear naruto snickering in front of him.

"grr, shut up baka!" shouted ino when she noticed the blonde was laughing, hurt that sasuke-kun had rejected her approach and making matters worse, naruto was laughing at her!

"pft, sorry ino, I wasn't laughing at you, I was laughing at sasuke-teme!" he then burst out in a fit of laughter.

"shut it dobe!" sasuke got ticked off. They had talked this morning about fangirls and sasuke stating naruto actually had some when he was older, the blonde got confused since naruto didn't find himself running away from girls every morning. Sasuke stated his luck that his were actually sane, making a comment about him not being as handsome and so is the reason why that doesn't happen to him. Not that sasuke actually liked it. The blonde got mad at this and challenged him, he would have agreed if it were anything else then what the blonde had proposed. That whoever escapes a mob of fangirls wins. He wanted to refuse but naruto pulled the 'hokage voice' on him 'damn him for taking advantage of that in such unimportant situations' was what he though. In the end, they got chased without the use of chakra as part of the 'challenge' as the blonde stated, when they got tired sasuke was the victim since they were his fangirls and didn't give a single shit about naruto. (which they should, sasuke mused)

"yeah, don't laugh at sasuke-kun, naruto baka!" shouted sakura while smacking him upside the head.

"he he! hai hai, sakura-chan~" laughed naruto while rubbing his head in a playful manner, sasuke narrowed his eyes. Even though the girl didn't really mean anything by it, it always made him wince whenever the blonde got hurt, it reminded him of how he himself hurt him. His unforgivable sin.

"baka, why are you laughing!?" she shouted once again. The blonde just grinned at her, not answering.

"ugh, you always do this" she muttered as she folded her arms 'sasuke-kun too' the bubblegum haired girl would never dare to say that at loud.

"so, when is your sensei arriving?" asked choji, seeing the man was the only one that has yet to arrive.

"time?" asked naruto.

"8:29" it was asuma who answered.

"hn, two more hours"

"WHAT!?"

• • • • • • • • • •

Asuma smoked a pipe as he stood to the side, watching his genin's day to day theatrics. The yamanaka, still in the fangirl stage that most young kunoichi seem to go through, was gushing about meeting the uchiha while her other teammate, the nara, just looked tired of it all. The last didn't seem to care though as long as he had his food.

Honestly, he had no idea what kakashi was planning. The jounin wasn't really on the social side and he seemed to still be quite bitter about being forced to get a genin team so for him to suggest meeting up with more genin?

What spirit had possessed him so suddenly?

Asuma grunted as he saw the team 7 genin approach the training ground.

"sasuke-kun!!" his blonde student called out to her supposed crush, and so their antics began. What a coincidence that such clashing personalities are being brought together by kami for the sole purpose of amusement.

'This is going to be one long day' he couldn't help but muse to himself.

After a while, ino started to complain about the last missing person, which should have been obvious by now.

When kakashi's blonde asked for the time, a tinge of amusement made its way inside him. It seems that his students are already used to his habits.

"8:29" he answered, knowing the genin wouldn't know.

"WHAT!?" it was his blonde student, a yamanaka who was quite brash and loud who reacted, complaining about waiting, the jounin figured the girl could use a little lesson of patience. Are all blonde's like that? the though suddenly crossed his mind as he mulled to himself trying to think of another blonde he knew besides naruto who was exactly that, a picture of the slug sanin popped up. Not having known her personally, he couldn't tell clearly. Asuma recalled, however, when he had seen the kunoichi around the village in the past. She seemed loud and was easily agitated by the antics of her teammates. Another blonde was actually ino's father, he wasn't all that repulsive from what he observed, he was calm and collected. He guessed not all blondes are like that, a mere coincidence that most he knew were.

It was not until two hours later, as the uchiha predicted, that the masked nin showed up. Meanwhile, the genin had a somewhat interesting conversation.

It all started when sakura had asked her blonde teammate a question, seemingly for the sole purpose of insult for any outside onlookers. Asuma could tell she genuinely was curious, for whatever reason.

"why are you acting so weird?" was her question, the boy being asked didn't even flinch, the uchiha did though, asuma noticed. He was shaking and a hand was covering his mouth, eyes gleamed in mirth. It couldn't possibly be amusement, uchihas don't do amusement.

The boy didn't deny the accusation, didn't give an answer either.

"when you think about it, nothing can be considered weird, because nothing is normal, and so weird is normal and since it is normal, it isn't weird. In fact, normal, if that even exists, should be considered weird since no one is normal anymore"

Asuma couldn't help but agree. Although everyone else, besides the uchiha and a certain nara, seemed to think otherwise. Or rather, couldn't agree, couldn't disagree either.

They didn't understand.

As simple as that. Despite that fact, the statement seemed to intruge his genin. Especially shikamaru.

Naras were always drawn to mysteries, yearning for something they didn't know. Looking for a semblance of excitement in them, such is human nature. Due to nara's intelligence, they didn't find that much and so when faced with something that they couldn't understand, they try to crack it. Mainly because its the only interesting thing for miles, at least for them. Those damned smartasses.

• • • • • • • • • •

When kakashi arrived, he was met by the scene of the pridogy uchiha glaring down two of his own rabid do- fangirls and an idiotic jinchuriki behind him playing shogi with the heir of the nara clan who was seated beside an akamichi who had dropped his chips.

Well, he got forced to become a sensei of team seven. A team that, in his knowledge, has never been normal. Trust me, he knows and so he should have expected this.

Yet he didn't.

Only sakura, ino, choji and naruto acknowledged his arrival, shikamaru kept staring at their game with a squinted eyes as if trying to break a code of some sort while sasuke kept glaring at the two girls who were looking at him pleadingly.

"hey, sorry im late, I saw a white butterfly and I just had to follow it" he stated with an eye smile.

"finally" the raven finally directed his eyes somewhere other than glaring at two pitiful kunoichi.

"I have never been so happy to see you kakashi-sensei" sighed sakura.

"sasuke-kun is so scary" shuddered ino "which makes him so coooool!!" she then squealed.

Both prevented from hugging the uchiha though.

"so, what exactly happened here?" kakashi decided to be blunt. No point in beating around the bush.

"haruno got mad because ino was flirting with mr. emo so they both started screaming each other's ear off which he got mad at and decided to threaten to rip their mouths out if they don't shut up, meanwhile, shikamaru decided that challenging your blonde to a shogi match was a good idea. Got the surprise of his life when he got beat, I can't deny it too, I was pretty surprised as well. So was choji, probably why he dropped his chips" asuma explained.

"ah" was all kakashi said.

Honestly, what else could he say?

Sorry if asuma seems OOC, that's because I made  the stupid mistake of accedentaly writing kurenai as their sensei. And so I had to rewrite the whole second part, stupid. Since im lazy there may be a few mistakes so... Sorry for that?

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