Ankit placed the phone on speaker and started rebuking rd.

An: rd.

R: bol saale. I mean bhai.

An: tu shaadi karna chahta hai meri behen se?

R: ha_an..(he stretched scaredly) ap dara kyun rahe ho.

An: beta tu mujhse dar raha hai to teri mom k saamne kya bolega.

R: himmat jutaunga na bro.

An: ek baat dhyaan se sun le, agar tu chahta hai ki main tera saala banu aur teri shaadi sanyukta se ho to tujhe meri ek shart manni padegi.

R(in mind): ye to maasa se zyada daraa raha hai yaar. Kahin kaalen baadlon ne apni garajne ka right is saale ko to handover nahi kar diya.

An: tu sun raha hai na. Dar to mahi gaya.

R: ha..haan mujhe mmm..manzur hai saare conditions.(annoyingly)

An: to shart ye hai ki..

S: ki bhai?(eyeing him)

An: ki jitna pyar main sanyukta se karta hun utna karna padega. Uska bahut khayal rakhna padega. Jitni laadli yahaan hai utna wahan rahegi. Jo bhi problem ho dono mil k uska solution dhundoge. Samjhe aur agar aisa nahi kiya na..

R: to ap meri taang tod doge.

Ankit gazed sanyu with wide orbs.

S: bhai apki kasam maine kuch nahi bola.

An: bol deti. Thoda aur dar jaata.

R: ap na in sab ki bilkul tendion mat lo. Main na sanyukta apne thoda zyada umm only 2% zyada pyar karta hun to ye sab to initial cheezen hein.

An: bas itna makhkhhan mar. Warna tu khud fisal k girega.

He giggled, handed the phone to sanyu and hugged her tightly.

S: thank you bhai.

An: paagal mujhe thank you bolna sikh gayi.

R: saale. I mean bhai. Apse ek permission leni thi.

An: bol isse pehle ki mera mood change ho jaaye.

R: wo kal Anahita aa rahi hai, aab meri behen. To kya main sanyukta ko apne saath le jaa sakta hun? Aa please..

An: thik hai ar khayaal rakhna. Main chalta hun tum dono baat karo.

He left leaving happy sandhir behind.

S: rd tum paagal ho kya? Mujhe dekh k kya reaction hoga Anahita ka? Agar usne mom bol diya to?

R: nahi batayegi meri doll hai wo. Waise ye ankit amrish puri se alok nath kaise ban gaya.

S: shock to mujhe bhi laga. Pata nahi kaise achanak se. Par nere bhai ko amrish puri mat bolo achhe hein wo.

R: depends on time.

S: haww

And their convo held hours.

~~Next Morning, AIRPORT~~

S: kahan padhti thi Anahita?

R: Lundon.

S: k3g types.

R: tum bhi na. Lo aa gayi.

There came anahita in a white t-shirt, blue narrow demin and blue jeans jacket with high pointed heals as well as big goggles, long silky hairs open. In short, she was damn hot.

Ah: heyy bro(waving her hand from a distance)

S: damn hot. Ise dekh k lagta nahi ki tumhari mom ne ise paala hai.

R: tumhari duplicate hai. Jo sahi hai wahi karti hai. Ab dekhna kya karegi.

Ah: bro.

She came and touched his feet.

S: ye to andar india aur baahar lundon hai.

Ah: bhai..ye..

S: kaha tha doubt zarur hoga.

R: to main darta thodi hun. Bhabhi hai teri hone waali agar maasa chahe to.

Ah: jo bhi ho choice achhi hai apki. You are so pretty.

S: abhi mera welcome nahi hai madam apka hai.(hugged her)

They reached the cafe and sandhir described the whole story.

Ah: to ye baat hai. Isiliye na main mom ki koi baat mahi maanti. Pata hai bhabhi Lundon bhi main zabardasti gayi thi.

R: are ab to lundon se waapis aa gayi hai na. Abhi kya karna hai ye soch.

S: haan socho warna tumhara bhai shaadi ka sapna dekh dekh k buddha ho jaayega aur roz mere sar ghar me jhamela karega.

Ah: (giggles) ap dono ladte hue kitne cute lagte ho.

R: has lo maasa firse koi ladki dhundne jaayengi. Uske bhi daant naak baal sab check karengi. Are maine jab meri car li thi tab uske parts ko bhi itna check nahi kiya tha jitna maasa karti hai. Huh.

Ah: ye mom bhi na. Ajib hein. Pata nahi ye kyun bhul jaati hein ki unki bhi ek beti hai. Kal ko agar mere saath kisine aisa kiya to.

She rubbed her forehead with her fingers gazing down in disgust. Sandhir smirked together and eyes each other.

R: kya idea hai meri doll. Muaaahh..

S: haan anahita tumne to ek minute humari problem solve kar di.

Ah: kya bol rahe ho ap log?

Then she realised what she said and made a face.

Ah: bhai please mujhpe itna atyaachar mat karo.

R: ek bar meri doll. Mere liye. Tu jo bolegi main wo karunga. Jitna bhi bada kaam ho. I promise.(puppy face)

Ah: okey. Par baad me backout mat karna.

S: are iski guarentee main leti hun.

~~RANDHIR'S HOUSE~~

Anahita rushed in and touched her parents feet.

Ah: heyy mom(hugged her)

Re: aa gayin ap. Ye kaise kapde pehne hein apne. Baalon ka kya haal kiya hai.(bandar kya jaane adrak ka swad :p . Poor renuka feel pity 4 hr :D ) aur ye mom kya hai. Apko hazaar bar kaha hai hume aise mat bulaiye.

Ah: oho mom ap aate hi shuru ho gaye. Itni hot lag rahi hoon main. Aur apko ajib lag raha hai. Strange. Aur ap chahe hazar bar bolo ya lakh bar main apko mom hi bulaungi. Dad ap hi samjhaiye.

H: are rehne bhi do renuka. Bachi abhi to asyi hai. Aate hi shuru ho gayi.

Re: ap chup rahiye. Ap hi inhe badawa dete hein. Dono bache apki wajah se bigde hein.

R: maasa. Ek kaam karte hein iski shaadi kara dete hein. Kyun doll.

Ah: okey. Par take care ki ladka meri takkar ka hot anur handsome hona chahiye.(she said with attitude)

Ah: rangila. Mera saman room me leke aao. Okey mom and dad bye.

Re: dekha apne. Kaise baat karti hein ye. Tang aa gaye hein hum inse.

R: maasa sach me shaadi karwa dete hein iski. Automatically thik ho jaayegi.

Re: ap shaayad sahi keh rahe hein rd. Inhe thik karne ka yahi raasta hai. Hum kal hi panditji se baat karte hein.

R(in mind): good maasa. Ab dusron par bijli girane waale pe hi bijli giregi. Good job rd.

He started up at anahita. She winked and he too did same with a thumbs up.

He headed towards his room and called sanyukta.

R: sanyukta. Billi k gale me ghanti baandh di hai. Ab ghanti bajayegi bhi khud aur sunegi bhi khud. Pandit se baat karne jaa rahi hein kal.

S: great job Mr. Romeo. Par pandit ko kaun manaayega.

R: uski tension tum mat lo. Usko main dekh lunga.

S: aur ladka aur uski family?

R: ladka.. Achha ek baat batao ankit ko maasa ne dekha hai jab hum tumhare ghar gaye the tumhe dekhne?

S: agar wo hote na tumhari mom one piece me ghar nahi jaati.

R: perfect. Ladka mil gaya.

S: kya?

R: are ankit.

S: are waah bahaaaat achhi baat hai(taunting him). Par kya ap kripa kar k bataane ka kast karenge romeoji ki sher k muh me haat dalega kaun.

R: tum.. Are pyari beheniya banegi dulhaniya to bhaiya raja to baja bajaayega na.

S: rd tumne kaha tha ye last test hai.

R: are mera test abhi bhi baaki hai. And dont worry wo tumse bahut pyar karta hai. I am sure wo maan jaayega.

S: alright par iske baad aur kuch nahi.

R: pakka jaaneman aur kuch bhi nahi.

S: chhi bahat chipku lag raha hai ye word.

And alike everytime, they had a chat of hours.

~~Night, SANYUKTA'S HOUSE~~

Ankit was with his files deeply concentrated in it, just then sanyu arrived.

S(in mind): are yaar bhai to busy hein. Abhi bola to firse gussa na ho jaaye. Isko melt karne ka koi raasta dhundna padega. Haan. Mil gaya. Chal sanyu shuru ho jaa.

She reached towards him and threw it on desk after snatching it from his hand.

An: are kya kar rahi hai sanyukta.

S: bhai ap na bilkul dhyaan nahi hai apka meri taraf.

She acquired her seat on his lap and circled her arms around his neck.

An: ho kya gaya hai tujhe.

S: mujhe kya hoga. Main to apse ye bolne aayi thi ki ap na duniya k sabbse best bhai ho. Apse zyada to rd bhi nahi pyar karta mujhse. I love you.

With this he pecked his cheek.

An: kya chahiye tujhe?

S: mujhe kya chahiye hoga. Ap ho na mere saath.

An: rehne de. Bachpan se jaanta hun tujhe jab tak koi kaam nahi hota aise bhatakti aatma ki tarah nahi behave karti hun. Ab bol de meri jhansi ki rani.

An: bataa kya kaam hai. Bachpan se jaanta hu tujhe.

S: bhai ap sach me mujhse bahat pyar karte ho. I love you so much.

An: achha thik hai ab bol na itni kya zarurat pad gayi tujhe ki tu itna maalish kar rahi hai.

S: bhai actually apki help chahiye thi. Mujhe nahi rd ko.

An: kaisi help?

S: bhai wo uski mom ko manaane k liye.

An: dekh sanyu main unke saamne jaunga to control kho dunga khud par se.

S: bhai main jaanti ap mujhse bahat pyar karte hein. To kya mere pyar k liye apne pyar sirf thodi der k liye nahi dabaa sakte. Sirf meri khushi k liye.

An: tere liye main sab kuch kar sakta hun sanyu. Teri har us rakhi k liye jo tune ek waade k saath baandhi thi. Par wo aurat.

S: bhai usi waade k liye ek bar please.

An: thik hai. Par agar unhone tere baare me aur kuch bhi bola na.

S: dont worry bhai. Is bar wo kuch nahi bolengi bas sunengi. Abki bar youth zindabad :p . Are is bar to wo audiance hai action karna to kisi aur ko hai. Is bar bhi wahi hoga par humare style me.

An: kya bole jaa rahi hai.

S: ap uski tension mat lo. Ap bas wahi karna jo rd bolega. Sab usi ka plan hai.

»»sanyu's room««

Sandhir in call.

S: mene apna kaam kar diya.

R: maan gaya saala. Great job Mrs. Romeo.

S: tum na.

R: ab lado mat. Aur jaldi se ankit ki ek pic mail karo.

S: kyun?

R: are pandit ko nahi dena.

S: oh haan. Abhi karti hun.

~~Next Morning Temple~~

"om namah shivay", ended up the pandit his worship and opened his eyes, he got jolted at a sudden.

P: rd bete tum.(in shock)

Rd suddenly got down, clutched his feet and started his drama.

R: panditji ehhen ehhen. Ab ap hi ka sahara hai panditji. Apne agar meri behen ki madad nahi ki to uski zindagi tabah ho jaayegi barbaad ho jaayegi. Please meri help kijiye. Ehhen ehhen.

P: uthho bete uthho.

He made him stand and rd continued his crocodile tears, which he brought our through glycerine :p

P: kya hua hai bete?

R: panditji meri behen ek ladke se pyar karti hai. Wo bahut achha ladka hai. Par meri maasa ko to ap jaante hein. Unhe pata chala ki ye love marriage hai to wo kya karengi. Meri behen mar jaayegi panditji. Ehhen eheen.

He took the towel from pandit's shoulder and dried his flowing nose :D . After his :p task he was returning it.

P: koi baat nahi beta tum rakh lo. Main dusra le lunga. :D

R: thank you panditji.

P: main tumhari madad karunga beta. Mujhe tumse hamdardi hai.

R: thank you.(wiped his nose again. Ap bahat achhe hain. Apne meri behen ko nayi zindagi di hai. Thank you. Ye rahi ladke ki photo.

P: thik hai beta tum jao(tapping his shoulder)

He sadly nodded his head and left. He smirkingly reached his car and called anahita.

R: anny kaam ho gaya. Tere action ka time start. Tujhe yaad hai na kya karna hai.

Ah: Are dont worry bro. I am genius in this.

R: achha main chalta hun maa dhundne.

Ah: kya?

R: are yaar. Ladka dekhne aayega to uske maa baap bhi to zaruri hein.

Ah: oh haan. Ok bro main rakhti hun.

~~RANDHIR'S HOUSE~~

Anahita headed towards the main door in a yellow top with a white jacket over it and a blue body fit capri ignoring renuka's presence in hall.

Re: anahita kahan jaa rahi hein ap?

Ah: yo mom. Party time. Mere friends ne mere return karne ki khusi me party through ki hai.

Re: kahan? Aur fir mom.

Ah: pub me. Are mom nhi to kya mumtaj kahungi. Waise ap utni cool bhi nahi hi. Par main hun. Call me anny okey.

Re: hey ram, pub? Kaise kapde pehne hein apne?

Ah: kapde. Oh haan. Looking hot na(se said turning her bag to her back with attitude) okey bye mere aane me der ho jaayegi.

She flew over a kiss and stormed out. She hid behind a wall and peeped in. Renuka was fuming as well as disgusted.

Re: hey Maata Rani. Ye kya ho raha hai. Agar iska koi ilaaj nahi nikaala to aj pub gayi hein kal bar chali jaayengi. Rd sahi keh rahe the panditji se baat karni hi padegi.

She called pandit and asked him for proposals. There someone outside was much more proud on herself.

Ah: good going mom. Good job anny.(she tapped her own shoulder) isi baat pe ek selfie to banti hai.

She took and selfie and changed the dp of her fb.

~~RANDHIR'S OFFICE~~

Rd was in a meeting lost somewhere. Nopes not in sanyukta. He was lost in her mom :O. Haww non that mom, he was thinking about how to get a lady for acting as ankit's mom. Meanwhile maya called him, who was concentrated on the project till it ended with claps. And then her gaze fell on him.

M: sir(no reply)..sir(bit loud)..sir(shook him)

R: aaa..yes maya.

M: Sir I was saying apko kuch puchhna hai?

R: haan wo maa kahan milti hai.(caressing his lips gazing down)

M: g sir? Maa to ghar me hogi na sir.

R: office ne bhi to ho sakti hai(still lost)

And suddenly something stroke his mind and he murmered.

R: office, maa, maya.. Matlab problem solve. Maya..(he chirped in excitement and stood up) Awesome awesome. Gentleman this deal is final. Maya meet me in my cabin.

With this he headed towards his cabin in extreme happiness.

R: yes..yes.. Ab maa mil gayi matlab 40% kaam to ho gaya.

Meanwhile his phone rang and flashed anahita.

Ah: bro mon ne pandit ko phone kar diya hai. Pandit sham tak pahunch jaayega. Apne samjha diya na use.

R: are aisa samjhaya hai na puchh mat.

Ah: good bhai. Achha bhai bhabhi kahan hogi.

R: office me shaayad.

Ah: oh. Maine bol diya mom se ki main late aaungi. Par kisi friend k ghar jaane ka man nahi kar raha. Soch rahi bhabhi se mil lun.

R: koi baat nahi uske NGO chali ja. Bache hein. You will enjoy.

Ah: sachi.

R: muchi. Main address sms kar deta hun.

Ah: thanks bro. Bye.

R: bye.(he hung up)

R: are waah matlab step 2 ka 75% kaam khatam. Ab sirf papa chahiye. Pehle sanyukta se baat karta hun. Bahut khus ho jaayegi.

He opened his contants to call her just then she called him.

R: are sanyukta main tumhe hi call kar raha tha.

S: are baad me bolna pehle mujhe bolne do. Pata hai aj kya hua..

»»Flashback««

In vd's cabin.

Employee: sir mere bete ki shaadi hai. Mujhe ek hafte ki leave de dijiye.

V: kyun apka beta apki salary de dega kya.

Employee: sir main do fate overtime kar lunga. Ghar me arrangement karne waala koi nahi hai. Please sir.

V: thik hai thik hai jao.

Employee: thank you sir ap mahaan hein.(and he left)

V(murmered): logo k bete shaadi karne waale hein. Aur main. Meri to shaayad shaadi bhi agle janam me hogi. Beta kya khak hoga. Jab baab hi hanuman ban kar reh jaayega, bete ko to ravan se hi paida hona padega na.

$$$@@@@$$$@@@@@$$$

R: to isme kya hua?

S: are papa mil gaya na. Par is khadoos se baat kaun karega? Mujhe dekhte hi ghadiyal ban jaata hai. Huh.

R: are main kar lunga. Aakhir deal bhi to mere hi saath ki hai usne. Par maya se kaise baat karun samajh nahi aa raha.

S: are yaar apne dimaag k ghode deal tak dauda sakte ho to maya ko bhi emotional blackmail kar sakte ho na. Jaise pamdit ko kiya ;)

R: are waah sanyukta you are great. Anahita sach kehti hai. Meri choice achhi hai.

S: oye meri personality hi aisi hai. Ab rakho mujhe kaam hai.

»»Randhir's Cabin««

Maya entered and rd was hell excited to talk to her.

R: maya kitni der lagaa di tumne aane me.

M: sir main wo.

R: are ye wo chhodo. Ye batao ki kya tum maa banogi.

M: g sir? :O

R: thank you maya. Main sanyukta se kahunga to wo kitni khus hogi :D

M: sir main aisi ladki nahi hun. :p

R: are wo nahi yar tumhe acting karni hai maa ki.

M: sir main kaise.

R: please maya. Tum hi meri aakhri umid ho. Pata hai main jab itna sa tha(making a size in his hands) to meri anahita itni si thi(little smaller that his size) :p . Maine ek bhai hokar uske pyar ko usse door hota hua kaise dekh sakta hun. Ehhen ehhen.

M: par sir hua kya hai.

R: jab ghar me dushman ho to baahar kya dhundna. Meri maasa raazi nahi hein. Ab tum hi bolo main kya karun. ehhen ehhen.

M: I understand sir(offering a tissue) par sir main kaise.

R: thank you.(wiping his fake tears)Main tumhare bete ki tarah hun to meri behen bhi tumhari beti jaisi hui na. To kya tum ek din k liye apni mamta nahi de sakti. Please please maya.(he said digging his head on her hand with fake sobbing)