Tedros walked glumly through the halls of his palace. It had been a month sense Agatha's cat Reaper had come to Camelot. A month sense he had realized that he loved him. A month that they had agreed never to tell his wife and therefore queen Agatha about what was forming between the two. Reaper seemed to have forgotten this agreement however, because this morning' he'd sat his boyfriend down and convinced him that they needed to tell Agatha. It was the "Right thing to do." Reaper had said. And because Tedros didn't want to lose Reaper, he'd begrudgingly agreed. This had turned out to be a mistake. But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's go back to the faithful morning in question.
    "Mornin." Tedros said sleepily to Reaper. He'd just gotten out of bed an hour early to see him before breakfast. They had started this morning ritual when they realized that the breakfast table, in-front of an admittedly oblivious Agatha, wasn't the best place for there early morning flirting.
"Morning." Reaper replied scooting into Tedros's lap. "I have something to say... and don't be mad!" He continued. Tedros immediately felt apprehensive. "Ok... what's that?"
Reaper sighed. "I think we should tell Agatha about... ... ..."
"About WHAT!?" Tedros practically screamed. He didn't like feeling so anxious.
"You know! About us!" Reaper said exasperatedly.
"No! what? Why?" Tedros asked. He felt like he was going to have a panic attack. His marriage would turn out just like his parents! And what would the kingdom think? He'd just gotten them back on his side and now they would turn against him again! And Agatha. Sweet, loving, good, kindhearted Agatha! Tedros was pretty sure she'd shatter. For as quickly as he'd fallen out of love with her, she'd fallen even deeper into it with him.
Tedros looked up to see Reaper waiting for an answer.
He sighed and tapped his foot on the floor.
    "I don't know." He finally said. "Can I think about it?"
Reaper sighed. He knew it would be hard to make his ever boyfriend to tell his wife that he was in love with her cat but... Actually Reaper understood where he was coming from. That would be pretty hard. Reaper nuzzled into him.
    "Whatever. I just want an answer by this afternoon."
    After a lot of deliberation on Tedros's part and a lot of pacing on Reaper's part, Tedros finally came to a decision. He called Reaper over. After a tense silence so that Reaper would understand how much he was asking of him, Tedros finally said that he would tell Agatha... So now here he was at her door. He hoped she was alone. That would make this whole thing so much easier.
To Tedros's dismay, when he walked into Agatha's room, Sophie was sitting cross-legged on her bed next to her.

    "What are you doing here!?" Tedros practically screamed.
"Nice to see you too tedy!" Sophie sang.
    "Look. Can you please leave? I have something to talk to Agatha about."
Here, Agatha chimed in to the conversation.
    "Oh NOW you want to talk to me! What can you say now that you couldn't say in the past MONTH?!"
Tedros sighed. He was starting to see that he would have to do some major  damage control.
    "That's actually what I want to talk to you about... Umm... You see..."
Agatha began Fidgeting uncomfortably.

    "Omg just spit it out so me and my sis can talk!" Sophie screeched.
    "Well"Well..." Uhh..., I'mCheetingOnYouWithReeperAgathaI'mSorry!"
He was met with dead silence
After a few tense minutes, Agatha got her words together.
    "You're, WHAT?" She said with a pinched expression.
     "I'm,"
    "We heard what you said." Sophie said with the same pinched confused expression that her sister wore.  "What we don't understand is what you MEAN."
    "I mean what I said." Tedros said now wearing the expression.
     "Soooo, wait wait wait, you're cheating on me with my cat who I wanted here, and who you brought  here for me?" Agatha said.
    "Eeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh that's about right." Tedros said with a nervous expression.
Agatha took a deep breath. Tedros thought she was about to give him the talk of a lifetime. Sophie thought she was going to reel back and hit Tedros. What Agatha did, and what no one else expected her to do, was laugh. She laughed and laughed. Tedros and Sophie looked at each other baffled.' Was Agatha ok? Was she mad?
     When Agatha finally stoped laughing, she sat on her bed again which she had fallen off of.
     "Tedros" She said with a sigh. "you really think I didn't know? You and Reaper have been sharing looks now for three weeks in-front of me. You've been sneaking off to empty  rooms. You really thought I didn't see?"
Tedros's jaw fell open.
    "But, but, but, we were so careful." Tedros spluttered.
    "Honey, ya really weren't. Have you even wondered why i'm here?" Sophie asked.
    "No? But what does that have to do with anything?" Asked Tedros.
    "Well, about a week ago, Aggie sent me a letter and she was absolutely distraught! I came over and we had a little girl talk moment,  and she's fine now. But I, being the best evil sister there is, I  convinced her to help me make you and Reaper squirm a little bit. Didn't we do a great job?"
Tedros was shocked. Before he could get another word in, Agatha beet him to it.
    "And by the way, since I'm emotionally good with the new development, can I be in your wedding?" 
    "Uhh, uhh, uhh, sure?" Tedros said. "Although I'm not sure what just happened."
    "Ooo yayyyyy!" Sophie said. "Aggie now I can help you find a dress!"
    *later that day*
    "So how did it go?" Reaper asked.
Tedros was Silent.
You guys! I am so sorry! Real life kind of got in the way of everything I like to do. If you're still reading, please give me a comment. Even just a hi. I know this sounds selfish but I don't want to feel like I'm writing this and i've lost all my readers. Also, there was some confusion about this twoshot. It's a crackfic. It's not serious.