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Sex, Drugs & Ramen - A Naruto Uzumaki x Fem! Reader One Shot

"Quick to dead the bull like a matador"

"Quick to dead the bull like a matador"

"Bull, bull, bull like a matador"

"Quick to dead the bull like a matador"

WAS all you heard as you entered the basement apartment you shared with your best friend and roommate Shikamaru Nara. The bass was almost deafening to the ears but you didn't care because whenever a Miguel song was blaring through the speakers of your apartment - you knew a much needed smoke session was around the corner.

"Shikamaru, the upstairs neighbors are going to KILL us with all the noise." You said as you walked in, plopping your backpack down next to the kitchen counter.

Shikamaru, already having smoked his first joint of the evening, just shrugged. "They'll be fine. I mean, I don't hear them complain when they come down to "borrow" weed from us."

You couldn't help but to laugh at Nara's unbotheredness. Shikamaru was your best friend. The most laid back dude around. Someone who naturally made you comfortable. Incredibly funny without trying and your closest confidant - which is why sharing space with him was surprisingly easy.

"Eh, you got a point." you responded in agreement. "By the way, what'd you get on Professor Hatake's final exam?" You asked, making yourself comfortable on the couch - relieved that you were officially done with your Sophomore year of college.

Shikamaru glared at you, before joining you on the couch - simply shocked at your question. "Pfft, do you even have to ask? 98%. I finished the course with an A+." Shikamaru smirked playfully.

He had a way of being slightly arrogant when it came to his grades but it didn't bother you much because you, being incredibly smart yourself - was a close rival when it came to academics.

"Dammit. I ended with an A. I'm shocked he didn't just bump me up though. All the extra work I did for him throughout the semester...I deserve it." You said, crossing your arms, pushing your plush lips out in the most adorable pouty way.

Shikamaru chuckled, "Yeah, I"m shocked too. The man couldn't stop making googly eyes at you all semester."

You rolled your eyes, slightly annoyed. "Not even!" you said, playfully slapping Shikamaru's arm. He threw his hands up in defense. "Hey! I only speak the truth!"

You both broke out in laughter. It was comforting to know you could have such an innocent yet fun relationship with a man who wasn't trying to get in your pants.

"Anyway - what time are we sparking up tonight?" You asked, shaking the vacuum sealed baggy that sat on a nearby side table.

Shikamaru, now preoccupied on his phone, shot you an "I'm sorry" look. "Actually, Y/N... Temari just texted me. She wants me to come over tonight." Shikamaru said, nudging your shoulder.

You sighed. "First of all. Gross. Second of all - Come onnnnn! It's the last day of classes. Just smoke with me first." you whined, grabbing Nara's shoulder practically begging him to indulge in your favorite pastime together.

"How about this? I'll roll the fattest blunt and we'll get completely faded...AFTER I meet Temari." Shikamaru said as he wiggled himself out of your grip, getting off the couch to grab his jacket - ready to head out for the night.

You groaned. "Shika..."

"Just invite Naruto over. It's so obvious you have a thing for him anyways. See if he'll keep you company in the meantime." Shikamaru said grinning as he grabbed his keys and headed for the door.

Your face immediately scrunched up. "I mean, yeah he's hot and really really sweet but I swear he and Hinata have a thing going on so I don't know..." you grabbed your phone staring at Naruto Uzumaki's contact, unsure if you should actually text him.

"Orrrr, spend the evening alone. The choice is yours, champ." Shikamaru shot you a playful wink as he walked out, locking the door behind him. You immediately hurled a throw pillow at the door as Shikamaru closed it, unamused with his natural 'smartassness'.

You started weighing your options of a lonely night in or having a cute boy to keep you company. You picked the latter and decided to muster up the courage to text Naruto. You held your breath awaiting the Uzumaki's reply and to your surprise, he was more than eager to drop by.

>>>

You had quickly changed into your favorite orange Nike Pro spandex shorts, put your hair in a high ponytail and threw on your favorite anime tee while you waited for Naruto's arrival. Your nervousness began to kick in as you kept looking at the time on your phone every few minutes. Naruto had promised he'd drop by around 9pm and it was going on 9:30pm.

"Was he standing me up?" You thought.

Suddenly, a loud knock on your door shook you out of your intrusive thoughts. You made sure to let him stand a bit longer than usual at the door before you opened it. You didn't want to appear too eager, plus...he was late. You couldn't help but chuckle at Shikamaru's pettiness rubbing off on you over the years.

You opened the door to be greeted by the tall, muscular blonde you'd adored for so long from afar. Your heart instantly did flip flops when your "E/C" eyes met his gorgeous baby blue ones.

"Y/N! Thanks for inviting me over tonight!" Naruto said, walking past you inside the now dimly lit apartment.

"Sorry I'm late! I picked up some to-go ramen on the way over - hope that's okay!" He said, shooting you an adorably apologetic look.

Naruto was able to melt your heart in the simplest of ways and without even trying - so you wouldn't dare hold his lateness against him.

"Ah, no worries! I love Ramen! Thanks." you replied sweetly, grabbing the plastic bag from his hand as you lead Naruto into your bedroom. Naruto, followed closely on your heels until he suddenly froze. Awkward. Now unsure of where to sit.

He rubbed the back of his blonde locks nervously. "Uh...where should I sit?" he asked, looking around the dark room - nothing more than the TV and colorful LED lights providing any bit of illumination.

You laughed, pushing the pile of clothes you were due to fold 3 days ago off the bed. "The bed, silly. Just make yourself comfortable! If that's okay?" you asked, now settling into your side of the bed, grabbing your signature rolling tray.

Naruto nodded his head and settled next to you on your Queen sized bed - way closer than you expected. You instantly felt your heart rate increase at the sudden closeness of the boy you had fallen so hard for. Naruto casually flipped through Crunchyroll trying to find a good show to watch while you started grinding the weed. However, in spirit of the relaxing night that was ahead - instead of tuning into an anime you'd both inevitably zone out during the peak of your high - he settled on your favorite, J-Cole & Miguel Smoke Playlist on the Spotify App, per your request.

"I was just getting ready to roll. Do you smoke...?" you asked Naruto, hesitantly. Not everyone was into the whole "smoking weed" thing. Naruto paused, thinking carefully before responding.

"Honestly? It's never really been my thing...but it's the last day of classes so, fuck it right?" Naruto said shooting you his adorably wide signature grin.

You glanced over and felt yourself immediately getting lost in his eyes. All you could think about was grabbing his cute, whiskered cheeks and kissing him all over. However, the weed wasn't even in your system, so you weren't quite that bold.

You nodded and began expertly packing the blunt wrap with the ganja you'd just grind to perfection. You slowly pinched and rolled along the blunt as you carefully coated the inside of the wrap with your saliva, cautiously sealing the blunt - the taste of tobacco now filling your mouth.

"Damn, you're really good at that!" Naruto said, looking in your direction, surprised. His blue eyes practically bulged out of his head as he watched you carefully drag your tongue across the tobacco leaf paper, making sure to seal the ends carefully.

"What can I say? I'm pretty good with my mouth." you immediately shot back, without a second thought - as you playfully slapped Naruto's arm as the sexual innuendo rolled off your plump lips.

The prettiest shade of pink washed over Naruto's cheeks at the sexual joke. "That's what she said!!" The blonde retorted.

You couldn't help but crack up at Naruto's stupid but playful sense of humor. He really was such a gem and quite frankly, hot as hell. You genuinely wanted to rip his clothes off right then and there, however, you decided you needed to get the status of him and Hinata before you made any moves.

You lit the blunt you had rolled perfectly and took a nice, deep inhale, letting the smoke and earthy aroma of the Mary-Jane fill your lungs - just the way you liked. You immediately passed the blunt to Naruto, who - being a novice smoker, inhaled way too much and was sent into a coughing fit.

Naruto desperately gasped trying to catch his breath in between each cough. "Don't laugh, but clearly I have no clue what I'm doing!" he said, chuckling lowly as he let the first hit of the blunt settle in. Milky clouds of smoke now filling your bedroom.

You did everything in your power to stifle back a laugh. It was at that moment, you knew that you made the right decision to invite Naruto over. He was such a delight to be around and obviously very easy on the eyes.

>>>

You had hit the peak of your first experience getting high with Naruto and as you expected, the boy couldn't handle his smoke. You couldn't help but smile at his adorably contagious yet uncontrollable boisterous laughter.

"Demon Slayer? More like "MID-Slayer!" The blonde cracked up as he pointed at the Demon Slayer tee you'd be sporting all night. You busted out into a fit of laughter alongside him, because quite frankly you were being a good sport and didn't want to ruin this moment.

"Nah, shut up! It's a REALLY good show!" you argued back. While you let Naruto have his fun, you grabbed the bag of ramen he had brought over earlier in the night. It was both your favorites - Tonkotsu Pork Ramen. At this point, the munchies were hitting so hard you could hardly stand it.

Naruto's stomach let out the loudest growl, which caused him to pause out of pure shock at the sound that just left his body and soon erupted again into a fit of laughter.

Boy, was the weed kicking his ass.

 "I'm starving! I literally want to eat 8 bowls of ramen!" Naruto said as he reached his hands out impatiently for his serving. You handed him his helping and chopsticks to match. Meanwhile, your face was already deep in the bowl of broth slurping obnoxiously loud - something you'd normally be embarrassed to do around a boy you liked however, this was different. Naruto was different.

As you both sat next to each other soaking up the high and inhaling the yummy ramen, you felt at so much peace. You obviously loved having smoke sessions with Shikamaru but this just hit differently.

"Here, let me help you." The blonde said as he reached out and wiped a stray noodle from the side of your mouth.

The second his hand touched skin, your body felt shockwaves running through it. Your heart was beating loudly in your ears as you desperately tried to control your sudden rapid breathing. Smoking weed occasionally made you horny as hell and with Naruto sitting so close on your bed, any little touch could send you into overdrive. An unexplainable embarrassment washed over you as you grabbed a napkin from your side drawer, finishing the clean up job Naruto had started.

"Thanks." you said, giggling a bit from the cute moment you just experienced.

>>>

The high had finally settled in and you were laying next to Naruto on your bed, quietly, just enjoying each other's company as you let Summer Walker's "Body" play out loud, filling your ears at the perfect volume. Not too loud. Not too soft.

Your arms and legs were still tingly all over, your heart rate still elevated and your mind, now - completely slowed down. You were swimming in bliss as you let yourself sink deep into the comfortable mattress below you. You looked over at Naruto - who's gorgeous blue eyes were now lidded and red as he bobbed his head back and forth to the new music selection. You couldn't believe you were sharing this moment with one of your favorite people. His presence was almost as intoxicating as the Mary-Jane itself.

Shikamaru always told you when you first started smoking, "Control the high, don't let the high control you" but in this moment, with the marijuana coursing heavy through your veins, you lost all sense of control as you asked the gorgeous blonde you laid next to a rather, straight-forward & personal question.

"Naruto...what's going on with you and Hinata?" you boldly asked. Naruto slowly sat up, trying to get his bearings, careful not to make himself dizzy and looked over at you slightly confused.

The Uzumaki shrugged, "As far as I know - nothing." he responded nonchalantly.

You rolled your eyes at this modest response. "Oh come on. Everyone sees you two around campus. She obviously has a thing for you." You say, now slightly annoyed.

Naruto laughed. "You're really cute when you're jealous." he said, now facing you completely.

You slapped his arm in a playful tone. "I am NOT Jealous of HER." you replied, almost trying to convince yourself. Naruto scrunched up his face in the most adorable manner and stuck out his tongue at you.

"Mhm...sure. Well, I'll have you know, she's just my lab partner and I don't view her like that. He said, waving his hand, dismissively. "I...actually really like someone else." Now facing you staring deep into your lidded "E/C" eyes.

Your heart skipped a beat and the butterflies in your stomach danced around causing you to almost gag with excitement as you heard these words. You finally got the confidence and reassurance you needed to make your move now hearing that Naruto was 100% single and uninterested in the purple-haired female who always seemed to show up wherever he was.

"Is that so?" you replied, smirking - trying your best to play it sexy and cool although - you were freaking the fuck out on the inside.

Naruto grinned, "Yup! She's like, the prettiest girl on campus actually." He said now slowly turning on his side in your bed, inching dangerously close to your face.

Your breathing hitched at the sudden and unexpected closeness. He was laying it on THICK so you decided to play along. "Oh really? What does this girl look like?" you asked, hoping to get the answer you expected.

"Well...she's got the most gorgeous big "E/C" eyes... long "H/C" hair...she's an A student but rolls one hell of a blunt..." Naruto said as he continued inching closer and closer to your face in between every word.

You knew exactly what he was going for but it was clear that he was still too nervous to seal the deal. Your heart exploded hearing the sweet way he described you - so, boldly, you decided to close the gap between you by pressing your soft plump lips onto his pink ones.

You immediately took control and dove into the kiss with everything you had letting go of all fear and inhibition. You let your leg wrap over the side of his body as you grabbed his whiskered cheeks, kissing him more intensely as you felt his tongue swipe across your plush bottom lip, begging for entrance. You let your tongues dance and intertwine as you tasted the faint hint of tobacco on his lips. You felt Naruto's large hand cling onto your thick thigh, almost out of instinct - slowly rubbing your bare skin sending shivers up your spine, clearly indicating he was settling comfortably in this newfound intimacy.

Naruto's hand slowly ran up the back of your thigh until he found his way to your ass - giving gentle squeezes to the jiggly mound of flesh peeking out of your spandex shorts. Your tongues still fighting for dominance. Naruto's sweet lips and gentle touches sent your mind to dangerous places yet - you didn't care. You wanted him. You had to have him. You let your small hands wander to a place of no return as you slid your hand under his T-shirt tracing his perfectly chiseled abs. Without a single apprehensive bone in your body, you made your way lower and lower on his abs until the tufts of dirty blonde happy trail hair traced your fingertips, alarmingly close to the top of the orange boxers that were peeking out of his pants. Naruto groaned lowly at the foreign feeling of your hand caressing his lower abdomen as you began stealing kisses up and down his collarbone, now sending him into overdrive.

Naruto felt the fabric in his pants get uncomfortably tight as he let you have your way with him. The blonde sucked in sharply as he felt your hands dive right for his belt buckle, ready to unleash the painful hard on that left him feeling so restricted, he could barely breathe.

Suddenly, Naruto abruptly stopped and grabbed your hand. "We don't have to...I'm okay just making out, if you are." The blonde said, shooting you a gentle smile as he stared directly into your red and dilated pupils.

"Shh...I want to." you said, as you placed your finger over his pink lips - shooting him a reassuring look. Naruto plastered the goofiest grin on his face as he nodded and laid back on your bed, propping himself up and settling nicely into the pillows that surrounded him. You were already committed and too far gone to stop now.

Naruto threw his shirt across the room and inhaled deeply, knowing what was to come as he helped you unbuckle his pants. You were beginning to get FERAL as the outline of his dick bulged so prominently through his orange boxers. The sight of this alone had you incredibly hot and bothered - panties already pooling with your slick fluids.

Naruto shifted his butt upwards as you slid his boxers down his legs, instantly freeing the large cock that had been previously detained. The way it bounced and hit his abdomen had you drooling at the mouth and seeing stars.

You wanted to suck the soul right out of this man - and that's exactly what you did.

You took a deep breath, mentally preparing yourself for what was to come. You grabbed onto Naruto's thick cock slowly running your hand up and down the underside of his shaft causing him to jerk at the sudden contact.

You let the precum that began forming at the tip act as a lubricant as you continued slowly jerking the blonde up and down, painfully slow. You leaned down, your face meeting his red and swollen head and began swirling your tongue around the tip, carefully lubricating the top half of his cock perfectly.

"Mmm...Fuck babe. Such a tease..." Naruto groaned lowly. Being the impatient motherfucker he is - thrusted his hips upward to meet your mouth.

"Ah, Ah. Patience." you said as you dragged your tongue slowly from the base of his dick all the way to the tip. The now excited muscle flexing on its own from the contact.

You noticed Naruto's breathing increased rapidly when you briefly looked up to see his chest heaving up and down, more obvious than before. You figured the man had had enough teasing and without a second thought - you let your wet plump lips sink all the way down Naruto's thick shaft causing a loud groan to escape his mouth as he threw his head back in pleasure, cursing under his breath.

You began expertly bobbing your head up and down his cock letting the saliva dripping from either corner of your mouth dribble all the way down to his balls. You continued to take more of Naruto in your throat until you finally found a good rhythm. Within seconds, he was losing his mind, squirming and moaning uncontrollably.

"Fuuuck, I love that pretty little mouth of yours..." He cooed, looking down at you through his lidded, blue orbs - hints of red still peeking through from the blunt you both previously consumed. Courageously enough, he placed his hand on your head, gently pushing you further down his wet, veiny shaft.

You instinctively grabbed his heavy balls in your hand and started gently pulling and squeezing them simultaneously as you let your other hand work beautifully in sync with your mouth, letting Naruto's massive cock hit the back of your throat repeatedly. You peered up once more to see Naruto's eyes roll clean to the back of his head as you could tell he was unraveling completely, close to his impending orgasm.

"Oh my god baby...wait wait. Take it easy on me...you're going to make me cum already." Naruto scrunched his nose and pulled you off his cock, instantly amused at the smacking sound your lips made as you released them from around him.

You looked up, shooting him an innocent yet sexually fueled pout. "What? Can't handle it, Uzumaki?" you said, now in a taunting tone.

Without letting him answer, you dove in once more, this time giving it your all. Without hesitation, you wrapped both hands around his throbbing cock jerking and twisting - up and down, up and down. You spread the slick saliva all over as your swollen lips latched onto his red and pulsating head once more, sucking harshly - almost torturing the orgasm out of his body.

Naruto started squirming as you mercilessly sucked his cock, ramming it further and further down your throat and you let your hand follow your mouth down to the base, repeating this motion over and over - just watching him crumble beneath you. You had a hunch he was moments away from an explosive orgasm.

"F-fuck, Y/N... I- I'm gonna fucking cum!" Naruto let a strangled moan erupt from his throat as he shot his hot creamy load straight down your throat, causing you to gag. His chest heaving uncontrollably as he worked to carefully bring his breathing back to a normal pace.

You got up from in between the Uzumaki's thighs and reached for the closest towel you could find so you both could begin cleaning up. A sudden hint of embarrassment washed over you as you had finally come down from your high.

"Well, that was..." You began.

"Fun." Naruto said grinning, not letting you bother to finish your sentence.

You bashfully hid your face in your hands realizing you had just unleashed the ravaging beast inside of you. Naruto - now getting redressed, noticed your now uncomfortable demeanor and grabbed your hand away from your face.

"Hey, stop it. No need to be shy now." He said sticking his tongue out. His playful smartass humor caused laughter to erupt once more as you found a nearby pillow, wacking him on the head with it.

"You're so annoying, Uzumaki." you replied playfully, suddenly feeling as comfortable as you once were.

"AKA: you're TOTALLY in love with me now." Naruto joked, now settling back into the bed with you, arm draped across your waist.

You rolled your eyes and started poking his ribcage - now just wanting to be a pest. "Shut up!" you responded, now searching for the remote control to put something on TV.

"Wait, um. Is Shikamaru going to be ok if he comes home and I'm still here?" Naruto wondered, nervous that he was imposing.

You waved your hand dismissively, "Yeah, he'll be fine. He'll probably end up spending the night at Temari's tonight anyways." Naruto smiled and leaned down to kiss your forehead.

You had turned on an episode of Black Clover as you prepared to binge the show the rest of the night. Naruto shot you a confused glare.

"Black Clover? Maybe you ARE a woman of good taste." Naruto said, proudly. You giggled. "You know, the main character Asta actually reminds me of you."

Naruto blushed at your adorable compliment in reference to your current anime obsession.

"Okay, you are DEFINITELY a woman of good taste." The Uzumaki replied as you stole a quick kiss and settled your head in the crook of his neck. You were on cloud 9 and didn't want the night to end because Naruto Uzumaki made you feel all the "warm & fuzzies".

The last day of classes certainly turned out to be an evening you'd never forget - to say the least.

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