A/N 

ANNNNNNNYYYWWWWAAAAYYYYYSSSSS

I told you you would get an update...I don't lie.

or Do I?

I know I am an asshole.

But pressing the enter key is soooooooooooo much fun.

Anyways It is not like people were looking forward to this update or anything.

totally not at all

No one is scrolling down

I know there are some cheaters out there who will press 'go to the end' for an update

guess what those who tried:

I pressed enter a lot after all of that too!

Perseverance is key!

I'm So proud of all of you

Im teaching you patience

or at least to hold back the intention to kill

good for you!

Did I reach the record yet?

my last one of these was pretty long

Yep 

I won! 

Hurray!!!!

According to all known laws of aviation, 

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. 

The bee, 

of course, 

flies anyway 

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Love you All! Thanks for playing!

AND ON WITH THE UPDATE!!

~Ringleader_Robin

(Kit)

*AND THE MIRACULOUS RAT*

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Jason stared at the zeta beam with a gulp. Rat said that he had hacked into the system so that it would announce him as Rat..but this seemed completely insane. He scratched at his neck, fiddling with a small round device that was stuck to his skin like a band aid, covered by the collar of Rat's real jacket. On a side note, Rat really needed to wash that thing, it smelled like popcorn butter and a burnt metallic smell, which was the weirdest combination. Jason returned his attention to the device. Rat had explained to him that it would alter the vibrations of his vocal cords , in result changing his voice completely and making it sound like Rat. For such a lazy person, Rat had his moments of genius, Jason had to give him that..He made that thing out of spare parts in a half a day...That can't possibly be human. That along with the slight platform boots to make him taller, Jason could probably make a convincing Rat. Jason looked at the poorly drawn map Rat had given him, Rats voice echoing in the back of his mind.

"Remember, if anyone questions you? Just insult them, Preferably Roy. He is the most fun to mess with."

Seemed easy enough. He stepped into MT. Justice, looking absolutely in awe at the scale. He quickly replaced the look with his best try an a nonchalant one. He shoved his hands in his pockets and started walking, finding himself at a group of teens sitting on or around a green couch, staring at the TV.

"Dude, A new hero in Gotham? That guy is insane! Bats is gonna kill him!"

"Well he fights in the broad daylight unlike The Batman. Though our new friend seems to have the people's best interests at heart." Kaldur added.

Jason could not help himself, he let out a snort of laughter. If they only knew that was Rat, they would not be saying things like that.

The team looked at Jason, causing him to stiffen slightly.

"Rat when did you get here? I thought you were preparing for your 'horror night'" M'gann asked, looking confused.

"You disappeared for a long time." Roy's eyes narrowed.

Jason drew a complete blank, he was staring at the team like a deer in headlights, trying to figure out what to say to them. What would he say..what would Rat say?..Insult Roy... Jason took a deep breath, started to chuckle lightly. "Last time I checked; you were not my girlfriend Roy. I don't need to tell you where I am." Jason mentally patted himself on the back when he saw Roy get an extremely irritated look on his face. Jason clapped his hands together. "Well now that that's settled, I am Gonna look around a bit, Try to find some good places to put up Halloween decorations. I'm gonna make this place look like we stepped into a Friday The thirteenth movie." He waved and wandered off to find Rat's room.

----*insert a huge timeskip to make up for Admin's lack of being able to update in a timely manner. Look at this glorious timeskip it is one truly to be marveled at. Rat is not writing this timeskip no matter what you think. Rat DID NOT hack this Timeskip...totally not*----

Rat decided that this was the one time he think a prank has gone too far. Honestly, he didn't even get to go to his own horror night! Seriously, heroes don't crash parties..no wonder they are so lame! The prank itself was good, it just was that Rat was never one to be patient..he was about as far away from the world as Batman... almost, but hey, he is always determined to take first. He yawned and stretched as he sat calmly on the roof of a small delly in the city. A kid who was playing with his friends spotted him and wove excitedly, pointing to his friends shouting. Rat put a finger to his lips, motioning for the kid to stay quiet and returning the wave. Man, He hated kids..they get excited over anything don't they? If they knew that Robin was actually Rat, they probably would have kept their distance, and did Rat miss his off putting presence. "Speaking of Rat... I wonder how my little mouse is doing.." He hummed, smirking at the thought of the probable chaos Jason was feeling trying to catch up with the kiddy league. Well it's for the brat's own good. If he wanted to keep up with the facade of being Rat while he was being 'watched over' by the Justice league, the kid needed to learn to act better.

"Hey! It's you!" An all too familiar voice appeared below him and it took every fiber of his being not to groan in annoyance. He looked down to see a redhead speedster in his civvies. "Uh..." Rat tried to look confused. Rat had never met any of the kiddy league or knew any of their identities..Rat did. Wow this was getting confusing speaking about himself like he was a different person. "Hiya." wow who says 'hiya' Robin is such a lame ass.

The speedster grinned widely. Wally was not expecting to run into the other on his first day of searching. Most heroes, well if you could even count Rat as a hero, were absolutely impossible to find when you are looking for them. And the best part of it was, there was still time for lunch after! " So you are Robin, right?"

'No I'm a fucking unicorn you dipshit' Dick smiled softly trying ever so hard not to let his sass surface. "It depends on asking. Friend or foe?"

"Uh..friend I guess?"

'How can you guess on that it was a fucking simple question!' " Then yes I am Robin. What can I do for you citizen?"

Wally rubbed the back of his neck in discomfort. Compared to the other two from Gotham, Robin seemed a whole lot cheerier, and not in Rat's sarcastic kind of way either..genuinely cheery. " uh well.. do you mind if we talk in private?"

'Wow you sound like a complete creep right now, walls. All you need is a white van and some candy' "Why? Sorry to say but in this city I cannot go with people I just met to locations I don't know. That's how you get killed." Dick let out a laugh. Tell you what" Dick tapped the spot next to him. " buy us some sandwiches and come up here for a chat. Then when I feel like we are friends, we can chat about whatever you need." 'That's right bitch, go make me a sandwich'

Wally stood there stunned for a moment, realizing that the other made a good point. "Uh right... be right back!" He ran ,at slow human speed, into the deli deciding on five for him and two for Robin, not sure if the other was hungry or not. He climbed up and saw for the first time how small Robin was.

"Gee are all of those for us?" Dick spoke in fake awe " you must really be able to put food away!"

Wally smiled slightly, Robin had to be younger than him. He watched as Robin grabbed the first sandwich he saw not really caring about the contents and taking a small bite of it. "So do you work with Batman?"

"No, I wish!" 'Yeah because he is such a JOY to work with. " I mean, batman is like my hero! One of the reasons I started this"

Wally frowned slightly as a thought crossed his mind. Didn't he have school.. or at least a family to wonder where he is at? "That must be tough considering having school." He watched as Robin choked a bit.

" heh.. don't have to worry about that actually..." ' like I'm stupid enough to need to go to school, I have info literally at my fingertips non stop' he made an awkward laugh, trying to keep his innocence front going. But how much was he actually willing to tell the other?

You thought I was lying about pressing enter at the bottom

you Guessed wrong!

You all love me and you know it

Rat thanks you for  trying though

He is the one who encouraged me to do it so blame him.

you are lucky he did not win the presidency

because all the treaties would be six blank pages of nothing

just so he can laugh at everyone's confusion

good going Rat

you make us all proud

remember kids:

Rat is a bad example

dont do anything he does at home

Do it at a friend's house.