A/N

hahahaha just kidding

It is the Admin who likes to watch the world burn

the Fandom to burn

the fans anger to BURN  UP!

Nah Im just messing with you all.

This is actually an update no joke. 

I solemnly swear (That I'm up to no good).

Wow I feel the hate from the other side of the screen already

*braces self for more throwing of the random things*

though I know once again you are questioning me and my moral compass when it comes to the treatment of my fans requesting updates.  All the comments are requests for updates .Like no comments are ever :

 "Oh hey kit, how are things?"

Well if you really must know how I am doing:

Thanks for asking everyone!

*place your smart ass 'oh how are you kit?' comments here, I know thats what you were thinking do not even go there mate*

Just kiddin' though..we chill. I love my fans..not like the crazy stalker way most of you are..but I love you all none the less hahaha.

I swear to you fans this is an update XD

Just remember that your favorite author is a VERY busy (*cough* Lazy *cough*) person!

enjoy the update!

Or Not...

sometimes I wonder why you still are all here...

much love,

~Ringleader_Robin

(Kit)

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"Hey Rat..What is this?" Jason spoke up from the corner of the room, rummaging through the piles of things in the sewer like he was on some extreme scavenger or treasure hunt.

Rat groaned not glancing up even once from his laptop screen. Jason has been prodding around his old home like it was some kind of museum and it was wearing down on his already non existing patience. "This sewer needs a time-out corner." Dick rolled his eyes and finally looked up, freezing in his seat." Where did you get that?" His scowl began to increase, staring at the object in the other's hands.

"It's a really old poster, I was just curious..I never heard of them before..did you go to the circus before?" Jason droned on with the questions, not taking even a pause to breathe "Did you get some reward there? Did you do a job for them? I never thought of you to be the kind of person to go out and--"

"Shut up!" Dick slammed his laptop shut before getting out of his seat and snatching the poster back. "Some things in here are off limits. THIS being one of them. Do. I. Make. Myself. Clear?" Dicks voice was cold, but was satisfied when the kid scurried away and found something to busy himself with out of his view. Much better. Rat held up the poster, eyes scanning the contents of his past he thought he was over. "Huh..it is rather old and dusty..." Rat sighed and went through his pile of junk, finding some priceless painting from an art museum. "This will do the trick." Rat ripped out the painting, not caring if it got damaged. He wanted the frame, nothing more. "I knew I kept that piece of junk for a reason." He smirked and took the frame, getting it fixed up to put the poster inside of it before hanging it up on the wall. "Better." He turned to Jason who was failing at trying not to look disinterested in what Rat was doing, avoiding eye contact. "I think I am done here for the day, I have other things to attend to." He started walking away. "They were important to me...that's all you need to know about that poster, are we clear?"

Jason nodded silently, but that just made his curiosity worse. What or who, could actually have room in that rodent's heart?

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"Roy, I see you are still here." Rat noted walking through the living room to get to the kitchen in mount justice. "Well that actually does not surprise me, I heard you got benched by Green Arrow." He taunted with a smirk.

Roy glared. "Bite me." He grumbled sourly but Rat heard.

"Oh Roy! Bite you?" Dick fake gasped. "What would the fans say!? This is how weird stories start you know." Rat gives a pointed look towards an invisible population with a disapproving look. Thats right. Rat knows all.

"What the hell are you even talking about?" Roy scowled. "Honestly, you are the most obnoxious--"

"Quit fooling yourself." Dick grabbed some food from the fridge and sat on the counter facing the living room. "You know you love me! I am endearing!"

"More like I have trouble ENDURING you."

"That's what she said." Dick cackled, opening a string cheese he found and started munching on it instead of pulling it apart like most normal people would consume it. Thats right, Rat loves to watch the world burn. Apparently, it pissed of roy just as much, which made it extra satisfying. "Want to hear a cheesy joke?" He laughed"hOnk hOnk motherfucker." 

Roy rolled his eyes. "You get stranger by the minute." What would be the punishment for shooting him down? He was already of patrol for not following directions..an arrow to the shoulder would do what? Give him the silent treatment..Roy could live with that consequence, the reward would outweigh them by a landside if he got to see Rat's bewildered expression.

Rat's smirk grew wider. "We're no strangers to love."

"Oh god no"

"You know the rules and so do---" An arrow flew a millimeter away from his face. "Wow..not feeling the aster are we?" Rat paused when he heard a familiar beeping from his com link and groaned. "Great...just what I DID not want. Really, is there a gift receipt for this?" He pressed the comlink. "Yes your broodly-ness?"

"Batcave. Now."

Rat rolled his eyes. "A please and thank you would be appreciated every now and then. I could be busy for all you know." Dick jumped off of the counter and gave Roy a wink. "Don't you forget about me." He lifted up a fist into the air and started walking to the zeta beams. Before turning to face Roy again. "Roy Harper I---" The zeta beam took him away.

A/N

Pfft whovians be like

No regrets. You wanted an update, YOU GOT AN UPDATE