"Ha! You losers actually thought this was an update!–"

Rat how did you get on here what are you doing?!

"Trolling the fans. What does it look like I'm doing?" Smirks

Have you realized what you have done?! NOW THEY WILL EXPECT A STORY UPDATE A REAL ONE!

"Annnnndddd I care...why? This is your fault not mine.  I was not the one who thought it was ever a good idea to let a hacker near their computer–"

Rat. This is why we can't have nice things. Now I am going to have to write an update tomorrow to calm down the masses because of this stunt. I hope you are satisfied

"Very much so." Salutes to fans "You're welcome! RAT FOR PRESIDENT!"