A/N

So... Evil-Bat-Cat hacked into my account and posted this beautiful thing.. so Before I start my update-- Instead of pressing the enter button, which I know you all LOVE.

Fans:

Well here is a little crackbefore an update: Enjoy.

"Hello. Puzzle here." Puzzle waved at Kit through her computer screen, smiling smugly. "We both knew it was only a matter of time before this was going to happen. Oh yeah, I tore through that fucking fourth wall and you ain't stopping me from what I came here to do. I put in a lot of goddamn effort into this, so there's no way in hell I'm stopping now."

Without another word, Puzzle turned away from the screen and set his eyes on what he came here for: Rat. "Come on, baby. We were meant to be together from the very beginning. You're the only one who can put up with whatever the hell is going on with me, and I have everything you're looking for."

Rat raised an eyebrow, waiting for him to continue.

Puzzle grinned. "I. Have. Netflix."

After that, the two ran off into the sunset (or in this case, the shitty sewers. How romantic.) and they lived happily ever after.

Until their two authors needed to use them for updates and tore their relationship apart, leaving them absolutely heartbroken.

Maybe??

...Do we have any confirmation that either of them are capable of feeling love in the first place?

No? Well okay then.

*The two authors tore their relationship apart, which did absolutely nothing to their emotional states whatsoever because they're completely heartless assholes.

The end :)

xXx

Yo, Ari here! I skillfully hacked into your account and decided to cleverly prank you with this amazing story right here. Consider yourself expertly japed!

Just think of this as a gift from me. I know it's not much but maybe it made you smile a little, and that's enough for me. Truthfully the only reason I wrote this was because I was hoping it would make you happier, even if it was only a little bit. Your happiness means a lot to me, alright? :3

Lots of love,

Ari <3

~*back to Kit*~

THHHHHEEE EENNNDDDD
I would like to point out all those enter presses was NOT ME this time. Just sayin'. That was 100% Ari.

Now on with the update

~Ringleader_Robin

(Kit)

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Rat absently sat next to the speedster and ate his sandwich as the redhead droned on and on about something he really did not care about. Small talk...something new friends are supposed to do. He would give a small nod every now and then, trying to look like he actually cared about what the other said, but it was increasingly getting more and more difficult.

"So you are you home schooled?" Wally had asked. "You said that you did not have to worry about stuff like school..so I just figured.."

Dick nearly choked on his food when that was brought up again, Wally awkwardly patting his back in concern.

"You okay ,Rob?"

He needed to change the subject and fast. He was NOT sharing more information, no way in hell. "Rob?" Dick looked up in confusion at the nickname. Then he just realized something. 'Robin' never asked for the other's name yet. "Well I believe we have had a food and conversation..but I still don't know your name."

Wally blinked a bit and face reddened with embarrassment "Dude, I'm sorry! I totally forgot to tell you my name!" He blurted out rather loudly, little did he know how irritated 'Robin' was getting, "The name is Wally."

Robin gave a soft smile. "Well nice to meet you Wally." His voice trailed off for a brief moment. He needed to show the other he was worth looking into as an asset without sounding like his usual sarcastic Rat self as well as keeping himself out of the conversation as ouch as possible. " Correct me if I am wrong.." he leaned in closer as if to whisper. "But I have only seen one other eat as much as you while I was on patrol..." Dick tapped his chin softly as if he was deep in thought, ignoring the pale complexion on the other's face. If he was not playing 'Robin' , dick would have openly mocked the stupid look on the other's face, and was fighting internally not to let out snarky remark. "..But you are too short to be the flash.." He had to play it dumb..he could not nail it on the head the first time. It was Wally's turn to choke on his food. Dick could almost see the gears turning in Wally's head to come up with an excuse. Dick sighed. "I saw flash when he passes through Gotham." he whispered softly, as if he was keeping it a secret. "I followed him one time out of curiosity, so that is how I know." Dick tapped his chin again. "So if not flash...." Dick let out a fake gasp and covered his mouth. "Are you Kid flash? I mean..you have the right hair.."

Wally's shoulders slumped "Man.. you are as perceptive as Rat..."

Dick tilted his head, was that a compliment towards him? "Who is Rat?" he played it off, looking completely confused. Well today is the day he finally gets to hear how much the others hate him—

"He is a friend of our team." Wally stated, which caught dick completely off guard " of course, he won't admit it, and likes to push others away– and don't get me started on the refren—"

" WALLY!" A angry voice called out that Dick knew all too well.

The two boys look down from on top of the roof to see an angry Roy in his civilian clothes. " We don't have time for your food stops we–" The archer glared for a moment before getting a glimpse of Dick. " I thought we told you to leave him alone."

Dick smiled slightly and turned to Wally " not really good at listening to directions, are you ."

Wally shrugged " Don't mind Roy, he is just cranky because he got roasted by Rat this morning."

Dick mentally applauded Jason in the back of his mind. he jumped from the roof next to Roy, his innocent smile never faltering. " So your name is Roy, nice to meet you." He held his hand out to shake.

Roy blinked at the friendly gesture, not expecting the new vigilante in the city of Gotham to be so...happy. It felt wrong on many levels. " what are you playing at?"He spoke coldly, not trusting the other instantly

Dick flinched. Did Roy already find out? There was no way. ".. uh..." he needed to play this off, but how?

" Roy! Dude! No need to be so uncool! He was just trying to be friendly." Wally defended, getting in front of Dick as if protecting him.

" You can't trust people in this city."

Dick's fists clenched " I should go.." Go before he blew his cover and told Roy what was really on his mind. When he is Rat again, he is totally going to get hellfire in the prank department, mark his words.

Wally, panicked, quickly grabs Dick's arm. " Rob, no! It's fine.. he just has trust issues, it's not you!"

" A kid fighting crime in the daytime is awfully suspicious to me."

" He is homeschooled!"

" Then his parents Dudley would know if he is gone all day."

" Well.. uh.." Wally frowned. Roy did have a point. "..Rob?"

Dick rolled his eyes. He did not want to play the 'pity card' , but it looks like if he was going to earn their trust.. he would have to play to his advantages. " ... I am not home schooled... and you're right. I should not be trusted..I was not always a good guy."

Roy gave a smug ' I told you so' look, where as Wally looked confused. " Dude, I'm confused.."

" How do I say this.." Dick tapped his chin again ".. uh..." he made his voice waver slightly as if getting emotional over the subject ".. I really have no home to go to... or anyone to really care if I am out in the day doing dangerous work... I had to steal a lot to survive.." Roy's smug look fell slightly, Wally full on looking shocked at the new information. Perfect, now time for the grand finale. "... Gotham is not in short supply of orphans.. this city loves to take lives.. but you both know that.. it is a very dark city" he let out a broken laugh, surprised how it sounded awfully real when it escaped his mouth. "... I just wanted to help prevent more kids losing everything like I did." He took a deep breath and looked back up at the Roy with a challenging expression on his face. " THAT is what I'm playing at. And I do not need your trust to achieve my goal." A hero speech, man Dick would never have guessed that he would have to make one of those in his lifetime. Uhg it felt like he had to wash his mouth out with soap after all that cheesy monologue. He stared at the two heros , crossing his arms. " So, now that we have that settled, I'm leaving." He turned and started to walk off hiding the triumphant smirk that was growing. 3..2..1

" Wait." Roy's voice called out

Bingo.