🔻🔺🔻*SHAKING!*🔻🔺🔻

In the middle of a deep and pitch black darkness... Senketsu was seen staring in immense horror and fear... his eye wide with terror.

Senkatsu: "Don't... Please Don't! FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP!!!"

*SLASHING!*

*TTTEEEEAAARRR!!!!*

Ryuko: "SENKETSU!!!"

Ryuko jumped up from her bed, a look of extreme shock on her face as she sat in the dark, everyone else sleeping in peace around her... although... a certain Kmui was missing from its nearby hangar... THAT! Was less important as a familiar sound was heard.

🔔*WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*🔔

The sound of Honnoji Academy's "bell" was heard ringing loudly, confusing Ryuko, as it was the middle of the night... until...

Mako: "WWWAAAAHHHH!!"

Mako jumped up in immense shock, her bed coming with her as she quickly began dashing around the room, all the while, repeating-

Mako: "WE'RE GONNA BE LATE! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!!! HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED RYUKO!!! OOOOONNNNNIIIIII!!!!"

Mako suddenly yelled as Y/n was STILL seen sleeping, causing her to grab the Warlord and quickly begin rapidly shaking him around.

Mako: "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!! COME ON ONI WE'RE GONNA BE LLLLLLLAAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!"

Mako yelled as she literally began smacking Y/n around rapidly with a mass of power, causing Ryuko's eyes to widen at this until.

Sleepy Y/n: "H-Huh...? What's happening? Have the Mastodons come to reclaim their homeland?"

Mako: "WORSE!!! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!!!!"

Ryuko: "Chill out Mako, It's like 4 in the Mornin-"

🔻🔺🔻HELP MMMMMEEEEE!!!!🔻🔺🔻

Senketsu was heard screaming in the distance... only to reveal...

Senketsu: "I'm being murdered! HHHEEELLLPPP!!!"

That Senketsu was being washed by Suyuko...

Suyuko: "Morning Mako! I've got your lunch all packed up and ready in the kitchen. Same with you Y/n."

Ryuko: "Sen-Senketsu!"

Suyuko: "Good morning Ryuko, sleep well?"

Ryuko: "Yes Ma'am I did. Excuse me but... Is that my uniform your washing?"

Suyuko: "It sure is, hun. I'm just giving it one last scrub for good measure. I cant believe how filthy it was!"

Ryuko: "Thanks Ma'am! But I-I can take it from Here!"

Suyuko: "No you won't!"

Suyuko said as she began ringing out Sengektsu with immense power, causing teh Kamui to groan in pain.

Suyuko: "What's your job as a Student? To get Educated! What's my job as a Mom? To do the laundry! Is that clear!?"

Suyuko said as she punctuated her words by squeezing the water out of Senketsu, before handing him up and beating the dust off of him.

Suyuko: "Now eat your breakfast! And get to school!"

Ryuko: "But! I can't go to school without my uniform!"

🔔*WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*🔔

*SLAM!*

Y/n: "WHY IS THERE NO ONE PANICKING IN HERE!?!??"

Y/n, not fully awake, roared as he threw open the door and burst into the room, causing Mako to jump in panic.

Mako: "WAH! I TOTALLY FORGOT!"

Y/n: "DAMMIT MAKO YOU HAD ONE JOB! NOW I HAVE TO PICK UP THE SLACK AND PANIC MYSELF! LADY RYUKO! IT'S THE BIG DAY!!!!"

Ryuko: "Big day?"

Y/n: "WHY ARE WE STILL STANDING HERE!?!?!?!"

Ryuko: "WOAH! Y-Y/N! WHAT'RE DOING!?!?!"

Mako: "GO ONI! MUSH! MUSH!"

Y/n suddenly picked up Ryuko and Mako, holding them over his shoulder with Ryuko's guitar case on his back as he made a mad dash out of the house.

Y/n: "YOU'RE FINE IN YOUR PJ'S MY LADY! BUT WE GOTTA MMMOOVVEEE!!!"

Barazo: "Don't worry! We'll drop your uniform off later!"

Mataro: "Yeah, we got this!"

The two said happily as Suyuko was seen letting Senketsu hang as he dried.

Senketsu: "WAIT RYUKO! TESE ASSASSINS CAN'T HEAR ME! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN!"

Ryuko then quickly grabbed the walls to an hallway, causing Mako and Y/n to go flying while she stayed put.

Ryuko: "Huh!?"

Senketsu was then slapped down onto a table.

Senketsu: "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! I'M BEGGING YOU!"

*TTTTTZZZZZ!!!!*

Senketsu: "AAAAAHHHH!!!"

A hot iron was then brought down on Senketsu causing him to steam with intensity as he screamed in pain.

Ryuko: "HANG IN THERE SENKETSU!"

Mako: "Senketsu? What's that?"

Y/n: "It's Lady Ryuko Armor, her uniform."

Mako: "No way! Did you give your uniform a name? Boy, you must be really lonely!"

Y/n was then seen dragging Ryuko and Mako out of the house with extreme speed once again.

Y/n: "WE GOTTA MOVE!!!"

Senketsu: "RYUKO! Y/N! COME BACK!!!!"

Y/n in distance: "ONLY RYUKO CAN HEAR YOU DUMBASS! DON'T CALL TO ME!"

As Y/n carried the two away, Ryuko was seen holding out her hand towards Senketsu.

Ryuko: "HEY! WAIT!"

Mako: "This is even more reason to get you to school! We need to find you some more friends! Quick!"

Ryuko: "BUT EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL ME!"

Y/n: "HOW DO YOU THINK PEOPLE MAKE FRIENDS? THEY MAKE ENEMIES FIRST! YOU'RE HALFWAY TO BEING FRIENDS WITH THE WHOLE SCHOOL!!!"

Y/n said as he Jumped high into the air, flying up before he came crashing down in a sea of students, Ryuko literally being pushed by the current and drowning in the river of people.

Ryuko: "I'M SORRY! SENKETSU!"

Meanwhile, Snketsu, still being ironed, was very sad at this.

Senketsu: "Ryuko's abandoned me! Ha- Ooohhh~ that... feels nice... the wrinkles are melting away..."

Senketsu said, realizing that he actually really liked being Ironed.

Back at the plot, Ryuko, Mako, and Y/n were seen surfing the Sea of students as they sat on the back of Ryuko's Guitar case.

Ryuko: "What's with everyone? They're acting like a bunch of lemmings. And what's with all the determined faces?"

Y/n: "Today is the day the No-Stars reach into their hearts and unleash their true fighting spirit! With all their hearts and Souls, they fight with Honor and Grace! Today is a day of reckoning. Today is a Day of Death! TODAY IS!!!!"

🍊NO!🍊
🍊TARDIES!!🍊
🍊DAY!!!🍊

Ryuko: "...................... Huh?"

《Sever The Fibers of Fate》
〔Warlord Wrat〕
💛Episode 4: DAWN OF NO TARDIES DAY!!!!💛

Ryuko: "Wait. No Tarides Day? What the hell is that?"

*BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!*

As soon as Ryuko asked the forbidden question, several houses were sent flying in the distance, as a familiar man appeared.

✨TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DO I DETECT SOME CONFUSION RYUKO MATOI!?✨

The best 3-Star, Ira Gamamgori appeared ontop of a literal massive Land Ship.

Ryuko: "BITE ME! ELITE JERK!"

Gamagori: "MY TITLE IS CHAIR OF THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE! AND MY NAME IS IRA GAMAGORRRRIIIIII!!!!! PAY ATTENTION NEW GIRL YOU ARE PARTICIPATING IN NO TARDIES DAY! ONCE EVERY SEMESTER YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO RUN AN OBSTACLE COURSE DESIGNED BY THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE! IT BEGINS AT 4 AM WHEN THE SIREN GOES OFF IN THE SLUMS! NO-STAR STUDENTS WILL THEN HAVE TO EVADE THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE'S TRAPS ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL! THE OBJECTIVE IS TO MAKE IT TO THE ACADEMY BY THE TIME THE FIRST BELL TOLLES! AT 8:30 AM! BUT! IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE LATE YOU WILL BE EXPELLED ON THE- WHAT THE HELL!?!?!"

Gamagori said, suddenly cutting himself off as his eyes widened.

✨THAT! IS NOT A REGULATION UNIFORM!!!!!!✨

Gamagori yelled, finally noticed Ryuko standing there in her Rabbit PJs. The girl then instantly turned red in embarrassment as she covered herself up.

Ryuko: "B-But my Kamui's still in the laundry! It's getting Delivered!"

Gamagori: "TAH! Spare the excuses! The evidence is clear. You left for school in a Slovenly outfit! You're a disgrace to the academy and Lady Satsuki! IT'S A MORTAL INSULT!"

Y/n: "OH YEAH!? SO WHAT, BIG GUY!? MAYBE MY LADY WANTS TO INSULT THAT GIGA BROWED BRAT! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT A COLD BLOODED BITCH'S GRACE! LADY RYUKO IS GRACEFUL IN ANY OUTFIT! EVN PAJAMAS! YOU SHOULD BE SADDENED SHE WORE ANYTHING AT ALL!"

Gamagori: "YOU INSOLENT BRAT!"

Y/n: "YOU'RE THE INSOLENT ONE HERE YA BASTARD!"

The two yelled Glaring at eachother with intensity, until...

🍙IT IS SO NOT!!!🍙

Suddenly, to Everyone's shock, especially Gamagori's, Mako appeared right infront of the 3-Star.

Mako: "She was asleep till a minute ago! It's normal for people to wear pajamas when they sleep isn't it! It is and You know it! You can't deny it! Even Oni used to wear PJs with tiny little guys wearing Fruits for Hats! Maybe you don't know about Pajamas is that it? Don't you wear Pajamas when you sleep?"

Gamagori: "No, I sleep in the nude..."

Mako: "BUT IF YOU SLEEP LIKE THAT YOU'LL CATCH COLD! WHAT HAPPENS IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY AND PEOPLE NEED PUNISHING! YOU'LL BE AT HOME IN BED!"

Gamagori: "Well... I-"

Mako: "FROM NOW ON! PLEASE WEAR PAJAMAS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!"

Mako lectured Gamagori, while everyone watched, Ryuko sitting there and yawning while Y/n nodded along with Mako's words like she was a wise sage.

Gamagori: "No-Star, what's your name?"

Mako: "My name is Mako Mankanshoku! AND MY JAMMIES HAVE MT. FUJI! TWO HAWKS! AND THREE EGGPLANTS ON THEM!"

The girl said with absolutely no fear whatsoever.

Gamagori: "Mankanshoku. I'll remember that."

Gamagori said, pausing for a moment before turning back towards Ryuko.

Gamagori: "MATOI! I'VE DECIDED TO OVERLOOK YOUR CHOICE IN WARDROBE FOR NOW!"

The man then grew an extremely smug expression.

Gamagori: "But I'm curious to see how you'll reach the school without your precious Kamui!"

Y/n: "HA! You really are as dumb as you are Giant! LADY RYUKO DOESN'T NEED TO WORRY! BECAUSE SHE HAS ME! MY POWER! AND MY SENGOKU DRIVER!!!"

Y/n said as he raised his Driver into the air! Revealing its form!

Y/n: "..................... Eh? Wait... D-Don't tell me..."

⟪Meanwhile At the Mankanshoku Residence⟫

Senketsu: "Hey, Isn't that the bag Y/n brings everywhere? Eh, it's probably not important."

⟪Back at the plot⟫

*DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM~~~~~~~*

Depressed Y/n: "G-Goddammit... I forgot it... I totally forgot my driver... and my lockseeds too..."

Gamagori: "TAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!! THE ONE THING YOU NEED IS ALSO GONE, DEMON! AND NOW! HONNOJI ACADEMY'S IMPREGNABLE BARRIER WILL DEFEAT YOU BOTH!!!"

Gamagori roared, pressing a button causing the entire town to shift around as a beyond massive obstacle course appeared before them, causing Everyone's eyes to widen in immense shock.

There was a mass of drills, a deadly ferris wheel, a fucking white tiger, Deadly Teacups, a bunch of saws, BIGASS SMASHING SPIKE PLATES FROM THE SKY!

Y/n: "Wow... It's bigger than last time..."

Mako: "WWWAAAAHHHH!!! YOU GUYS SEE WHAT TIME IT IS!? WE'VE ONLY GOT 3 HOURS BEFORE FIRST PERIOD!"

Ryuko then smirked at this.

Ryuko: "They way he talked it up I thought it would be scarier! Alright then! I'm up for this!"

✂️YOU HEAR THAT! IMMA BUST THROUGH ALL THE LAME TRAPS YOU MADE!!!✂️

✨WE'LL SEE! STUDENTS! YOU'RE COMMUTE BEGINS! NNNNNOOOOOWWWWW!!!!✨

With a mass of speed and panic, everyone quickly began rushing forwards, dashing into the obstacle course with reckless abandon.

Ryuko: "Mako! Stick close to us! Y/n! Leave everything to me! You just protect Mako!"

Mako: "Ok!"

Y/n: "UNDERSTOOD MY LADY!"

The three said, when suddenly, the stairs leading up flattened, quickly revealing the very first obstacle as the students were quickly forced down a slide. The only ones not crashing to the bottom being our heroes, as Ryuko stabbed her scissor blade into the ground and held onto Y/n while Y/n held onto Mako.

Y/n: "A trap already? HAH! THIS WILL TRULY BE A DAY OF WARRIOR SPIRIT!"

Y/n began as he slammed his feet onto the ground and much to Ryuko's shock, roared as he dashed up the slide with beyond extreme speed, dragging Ryuko and Mako with him, until!

*BINGBONG!*

The two reached the first checkpoint! All the while, Gamagori was seen sitting in a gondola ride going up to the top of the town with ease.

Gamagori: "Congratulations on clearing the first checkpoint. I forgot to mention, use of the No-Star cable cars is prohibited! Obey the rules and stick to the proscribed route! See you up at the academy! MAYBE!"

Mako: "999 more traps to go!? That's more than usual!"

Ryuko: "He's just trying to psych us out! Let's go you guys!"

Y/n: "GYAHAHAHAHA! BRING IT ON!!!!"

Y/n yelled as he rushed forwards in excitement... but as he did-

Ryuko: "Y/N LOOK OUT!"

Y/n: "Eh?"

*CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!!*

???: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

*Thud!*

Suddenly, As Y/n rushed forwards, 2 No-Stars appeared in his path as he crashed into them, one of them dramatically spun around and crashed onto the ground softly, holding her broken arm in pain.

??? 1: "Oh God! My arm!"

Mako: "Look it's out Classmate, Makio Ogure!"

『🔎Maiko Ogure🔍』
『Not a single one of us is here for this bitch!』

But... as she fell... the other No-Star was seen being launched into the air by the impact with Y/n... spinning around, falling and then-

*SMACK!!!*

Crashing down headfirst into the ground....

Y/n: "WAAAAHHHH!!! HOLY SHIT! H-Hey you ok? T-To attack an innocent bystander! I've disgraced myself..."

??? 2: "Y-Yeah, I'm fine! See!"

The boy said as his stood up and smiled, revealing his form.

Y/n: "Y-You're head is bleeding..."

??? 2: "That's normal... I think?"

Y/n: "Wait a second... I know you! You're that guy who helped me out that one time! What was your name again... AH! Dumbass, Right?"

??? 2: "Close... I'm Bakka Hakarigoto!"

『💛Bakka Hakarigoto💛』
『REX'S FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!』

Ryuko: "Oh My god! Are you guys ok?"

Maiko: "Why, if it isn't Mankanshoku and Bujin, and you're Matoi the new girl in class."

Sad piano music then began to play as Maiko grabbed her broken arm.

Maiko: "I caught my arm in that horrible, and Bakka... he was trampled by all the other students at the beginning... it hurts... but... we'll live..."

Bakka: "Yeah! It'll take a lot more than this to stop us!"

Bakka said as he tried to stand up and walk, only for his extreme dizziness to make him spin around and crash directly into Y/n's chest face first as he fell, all the while Maiko struggled to even move, making sad Pained noises as she did.

Mako: "Hey, Ryuko, they can't make it all by themselves. Come on, let's take them up to school with us!"

Bakka: "N-No! You all need to leave us here and make it up there yourselves... we'll... we'll just slow you down..."

Bakka said, hugging onto Y/n's body, struggling to stand as he used the Demon as a crutch, Y/n was unphased by this whatsoever as he pointed down at the two.

Y/n: "The boy's gotta point."

Ryuko: "Welp, guess we'll be seein ya."

The two said as Y/n pushed Bakka off of himself and onto the ground as the group got ready to walk away, but-

Bakka: "AGH!!! MY BONES!!!"

Maiko: "THE PAIN! Gotta block it out! I can make it on my own!"

Bakka: "DAMN THESE USELESS BODIES!!! If only I was strong Like you!"

Mako: "RYUKO! Y/N!"

Mako said glaring at the two, causing Ryuko to let out a heavy sigh,

Ryuko: "AGH! FINE! You in!"

Ryuko said before she wrapped Maiko's good arm around her shoulder, helping her walk while Y/n was seen giving Bakka a piggyback ride.

Ryuko: "Hang on tight ok! We'll all get to school together!"

Maiko: "Thank you Matoi..."

Y/n: "Hmph! It's only right that I help someone in need. It's what a true warlord does after all!"

Bakka: "Th-Thank you so much Bujin-Sama!"

Y/n: "Sides! If worse comes to worse! I can use your useless body as a weapon and a shield since I don't have any lockseeds!"

*Chop!*

Ryuko: "Bad! He's already hurt enough."

Bakka: "Nah, I'm cool with it."

Ryuko: "Wha?"

Bakka: "I said, I'm cool with it."

Ryuko: "O-Ok..."

Maka: "GUYS LOOK!!!"

Mako said, grabbing everyone's attention, only to reveal a beyond massive loopdeloop with spikes.

Mako: "That's the next checkpoint! HOW THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET UP THERE?!!?"

Ryuko: "Shit... we're so screwed... This would be cake if I had senketsu...."

Y/n: "THAT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!"

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*

Bakka: "W-WWWOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!"

In the blink of an eye, suddenly, Y/n was gone, much to everyone's shock... until...

*BINGBONG!*

Y/n in distance: "LADY RYUKO! YOU'VE GOTTA TRY THIS THING! IT'S SO COOL!!!!"

Y/n was seen at the checkpoint waving at the group while Bakka was seen extremely dizzy on his back.

Ryuko: ".......... Or... maybe this will be easier than I thought...?"

Mako: "I keep forgetting how much Y/n loves these things."

⟪Meanwhile⟫

🥟COMING THROUGH!!!🥟

In the back of a small 3 wheeled car with only a driver's seat, passenger seat and little trunk for carrying things. Inside of this Car, Senketsu was seen in the passenger's seat, strapped in like a person with Y/n's back wrapped around his shoulder, while Barazo drove recklessly, passing a Pulp Fiction Reference with extreme speed, as Guts and Mataro rode along with them.

Barazo: "BACK ALLEY BARAZO'S MAKIN' A HOUSE CALL! UNLESS YOU WANNA CAR UP YOUR ASS! GET OUTTA THE WAY MAN!!!"

Barazo announced loudly as he drove through the streets, only for Mataro's eyes to widen as he saw something in the distance.

Mataro: "WOAH! THAT'S RYUKO AND THE DEMON UP THERE!"

Barazo: "HEY! WE GOT YOUR STUFF!!!!"

The two yelled, revealing that directly above them, our heroes were seen! Ryuko was seen holding onto two spikes as she climbed through the upside down loopdeloop with Maiko hanging onto her waist, all the while Y/n was seen happily watching the girl, his legs wrapped around the spikes allowing him to hang on with ease as he hand Bakka on his back and Mako by the back of her shirt.

Ryuko: "TCH! How the hell is this so easy for you!?"

Y/n: "GYAHAHAH! I grew up in a Jungle! I LOVE CLIMBING SHIT!"

Bakka: "Your dexterity is so admirable!"

Y/n: "YOU KNOW IT!"

Ryuko: "Show off..."

Ryuko growled... but as she did...

Maiko: "NGH! I can't hold on!"

Ryuko: "Maiko! Don't let go, ok!?"

Maiko: "IT'S NO USE!"

🔎AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!🔍

With a Dramatic scream, Maiko began to fall... only to grab the hem of Ryuko's pajama pants causing them to fall along with her, quickly revealing her stripped panties.

Ryuko: "AHHH!! NO! GRAB SOMETHING ELSE! ANYTHING ELSE!!!"

Y/n: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

*SPOTLIGHT!*

*Shamisen~*

Ryuko: "DON'T MAKE HAIKUS ABOUT MY ASS YOU JERK!!!"

Y/n: "IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!! MY FAIR LADY'S BEAUTY TRULY KNOWS NO BOUNDS! I'VE BECOME BLINDED!!!!"

Ryuko: "THEN STOP LOOKING!!!!"

Bakka: "WWWAAAHHH!!! BUJIN-SAMA! I'M FALLING!!!"

Y/n: "AH! MY EYES! HEAVEN HAS BEEN LOST TO ME! WHY HAVE YOU DAMNED ME GOD!?!?!"

As Ryuko's pants fell down, chaos quickly began, before Bakka began falling, causing him to clasp his hands around Y/n's face, blocking his eyes as the two flailed around.

All the while, Barazo, Guts and Mataro's eyes widened as Blood shot out of their noses like jet engines, causing them to fly through the air before their car immediately crashed, sending Barazo and Seketsu flying out the front windshield.

Senketsu: "YOU MANIC! WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING!!!"

*DDOONNGG!!!*

Barazon then slammed face first into a fence, crashing onto the ground with blood covering his head and still spilling out of his nose.

Mataro: "DON'T DIE ON ME DAD!"

Dying Barazo: "Too late son... I'm done for... Listen do your poor dying old man one last favor, take this and-"

🍘YOU GOT IT!🍘

Mataro said, grabbing Senketsu and carelessly dropping Barazo onto the ground.

Mataro: "I'll get this uniform to Ryuko and this Bag to Oni safe and sound! I LOVE YOU DAD! REST IN PIECES!"

Guts: "GUTS!"

Now on a bike, wearing Senketsu like a Cape with Guts in the basket, Mataro rushed through town with beyond extreme speed.

Mataro: "HANG ON YOU TWO! I'M COMING!!!!!"

⟪MEANWHILE⟫

Our heroes were seen rushing through the obstacle course with extreme speed, dashing past several flying logs that tried to smash them, rushing across a giant pot of boiling lava or... hold on...

*Siiiippp!*

Oh! This is chili!

And then.

Maiko: "OWIE!!"

*BUMP!*

Bakka: "WAAAHHH!!!"

Maiko suddenly stopped, holding her arm in pain, causing Bakka to bump into her back, and then Mako to bump into his back, sending Bakka, somehow, FLYING off the edge of the bridge, before the bridge then shattered! But Y/n acted quickly with a smile, quickly rushing forwards as he grabbed Bakka out of the air, holding him onto his back, before the Demon landing in a skull floating in the Chili and jumped into the air, grabbing the 3 girls out of the air, holding Ryuko Bridal style, before he quickly and expertly jumped from skull to skull getting through the boiling Chili Zone with a mass of ease.

The group then continued on their way, when suddenly, a massive ball appeared in the distance and quickly began rolling down the obstacle course, forcing our heroes to run away with extreme speed, the only one still having fun being Y/n once again, as everyone somehow ended up ontop of the ball, before it crashed and exploded sending our heroes flying.

Our heroes then continued walking, until...

Mako: "WOAH! IT'S CHEESE!"

🍙Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!🍙

Mako said as she happily picked up and ate cheese after cheese on the ground, only to quickly find herself sitting under a basket held up by a stick.

Ryuko: "NO MAKO! LOOK OUT!!! MOVE!!!!"

Ryuko said, quickly pushing Mako out of the way as the trap activated, but.

Ryuko: "WAH! IT'S A PIE!!!"

*SQUASH!*

Ryuko was then seen rising to her feet, pie covering her face as she stood there...

Mako: "... Can I lick your face Ryuko?"

Y/n: "Me First!"

The day continued as our heroes were now seen jumping from platform to platform over a massive lake far below them. Maiko looked like she was about to fall into the Water, but, as Ryuko tried to catch her, she missed, causing Ryuko to go crashing into the water, infested with Crocodiles as she quickly began fighting them off.

Ryuko: "DAMMIT! I COULD REALLY USE SENKETSU RIGHT NO-"

🍊BASTARDS!!!!🍊

*BLA-BLA-BLA-BLAMM!!!*

Y/n: "GET YOUR FILTHY JAWS OFF MY LADY RYUKO! IF ANYONE'S GONNA EAT HER IT'S ME!!!"

Y/n jumped in and quickly began beating the shit out of the crocodiles, much to Ryuko's shock.

⟪Meanwhile⟫

🍘I'M COMING YOU GUYS!!!!!!!🍘

Mataro was seen racing through town, only to see our heroes on a open pit obstacle they had to swing across, with the only ones who hadn't made it being Maiko and Bakka... but as Maiko swung across.

Maiko: "MY ARM!!"

Ryuko: "GRAB ON!"

🔎AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!🔍

Ryuko: "AH! NOT THE DAMMIT!!!"

History repeats itself, as Maiko grabs Ryuko's pants, revealing her panties to the world once again!

Y/n: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

*SPOTLIGHT!*

*Shamisen~*

Ryuko: "STOP MAKIN HAIKUS ABOUT MY CROTCH YOU PERV!!!"

Y/n: "BEAUTIFUL!!! HEAVEN HAS RETURNED TO ME ONCE AGAIN! YOU'RE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN BEFORE!!!!"

Ryuko: "I TOLD YOU TO STOP LOOKING!!!"

Bakka: "INCOMING!!!"

*SLAM!*

Y/n: "MY EYES! GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME YET AGAIN!!!"

As chaos issued, and Y/n ranted about Ryuko, Bakka was seen swinging onto the scene, smashing into Y/n's face crotch first as the two crashed onto the ground.

All the while, Blood shot out of Mataro's nose as he flew through the air, before crashing into a Car, going flying and slamming face first into a pole.

Senketsu: "DOES ANYONE WATCH WHERE THEY'RE GOING AROUND HERE!??!!?"

Guts: "Guts..."

Guts held onto Mataro, the boy bleeding from his head and nose.

Dying Mataro: "That's it... I'm done for boy... Listen... You're top dog now so do me a solid and-

🍖GUTS!🍖

Guts said, grabbing Senketsu and carelessly dropping Mataro onto the ground.

Guts: "Guts!"

*BITE!*

Senketsu: "OW THAT HURTS! DON'T BITE SO HARD YOU VILE HELLHOUND!!!"

Senketsu yelled as Guts bit down on him and began running full speed.

Guts: "GUTS!!!"

⟪Back at the plot⟫

The obstacle course was now littered with the discarded bodies of No-Stars lying on the ground in failure... all the while, our heroes were seen sitting atop a small tower watching the world around them.

Ryuko: "What time is it?"

Maiko: "It's 8..."

Bakka: "There's only 30 minutes left... We'll never make it..."

Mako: "WE CAN'T QUIT NOW! IF WE DON'T GET UP THERE I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE!"

Y/n: "GYAHAHAHAH! SCREW SCHOOL! LET'S JUST KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER! THIS OBSTACLE COURSE IS FUN!"

Ryuko then turned, only to see a bunch of No-Stars grouped together on a roof.

Ryuko: "What're they doin?"

Maiko: "Pseudo-Homeroom. It's where all the kids who give up gather."

Bakka: "They can't face the reality of being kicked out of School and their homes, so they sit like zombies and take roll call."

Ryuko: "Poor bastard."

Y/n: "HA! Weaklings! ONLY FOOLS LET ADVERSITY GET IN THEIR WAY! TRUE WARRIORS FIGHT DESPITE WHAT STANDS IN THEIR WAY!"

🍊DON'T SAY NO!🍊

🍊JUST LIVE MORE!!!!🍊

Ryuko: ".... The hell is he saying?"

Mako: "No idea. Y/n gets really hyper around this time."

🍊EI! EI! OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!🍊

Ryuko: "Ok! Back on track! By the look of those Condos. Something Tells me they're gonna be super tough to get past."

Y/n: "Yup. We're in 1-Star territory now."

[Fuck You, This Anime is Great and I'm using songs from it.]

Y/n announced as our heroes turn, only to see an odd vehicle driving by.

Ryuko: "HEY LOOK! IT'S A SCHOOL BUS!"

*BBOOOOOOMM!!!*

An explosion erupted from below the bus, but it kept on trucking.

Y/n: "YES! A MINEFIELD!!!"

Ryuko: "You've gotta be kidding..."

Bakka: "The bus can take it. It's armor plated."

Maiko: "There's 1-Star Privileges for ya."

Mako: "IT'S PASSING THE CHECKPOINT! AW MAN! THEY HAVE IT SO EASY!"

Y/n: "BORING!!!! LET'S USE THE MINES AND LAUNCH OURSELVES UP TO SCHOOL LIKE ROCKETS!!!!!"

Y/n said excitedly, causing Maiko and Ryuko to imagine themselves blowing up into nothing but Long Intestines, Fujimoto Style.

Bakka: "SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN BUJIN-SAMA!"

Ryuko: "No it isn't."

Mako: "I WANNA RIDE THE COOL BUS! I WANNA I WANNA!"

Maiko and Ryuko then locked eyes for a moment, before growing sinister smirks.

The bus was seen driving forwards slowly, only for Maiko to suddenly and dramatically fall infront of the bus, causing it to honk loudly before stopping, as a 1-Star students came out... but as he did...

🍊GYAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!🍊

The maniacal laughter of Y/n was heard loudly alongside the terrified scream of 1-Stars as the Demon rushed into the bus with an evil expression. It didn't take very long for all of the students to be sent flying out of the windows before our heroes commandeered the vehicle. With Bakka and Mako cheering, Maiko took the wheel.

Ryuko: "Quick question Maiko. Do you have a License to Drive?"

Maiko: "The Kiryuins own everything in Honno town! So unless Lady Satsuki says so, I don't need a License to drive."

Y/n & Bakka: "GO MAIKO GO! GO MAIKO GO! YOSH YOSH YOSHAAA!!!"

Maiko: "I'M NOT LOSING THIS THING! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL WHAT A NO-STAR CAN DO WHEN YOU PUSH THEM FAR ENOUGH!"

Ryuko: "ALRIGHT! LET'S MOVE OUT TEAM!"

The bus then quickly began driving through the area with newfound speed, but as it did, a woman breastfeeding her baby was seen watching the scene, when suddenly she pulled out a military walkie talkie.

Mother: "I've got a Hijacked Bus with No-Stars at the wheel. They're clearing the mines with it, over."

📻 "Copy that. You have permission to eliminate with extreme prejudice, over."

Mother: "Okie Dokie."

The woman said, pulling out a tommy gun.

*PADADADADADAADDADDAAADADADADADADADADADADDAADDADADADADADADDDADAADADADDADADDDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Suddenly an immense and beyond massive barrage of bullets were shot at the bus as people from all over the condos were seen shooting at them with all sorts of heavy artillery.

Everyone, but Y/n, was seen panicking at this, while Y/n just laughed loudly.

✂️YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEE!!!!!✂️

⟪Meanwhile⟫

Gamagori: "How are preparations coming for the last trap?"

Inside of a high level surveillance room with an extremely detailed model of Honnotown in the center of it. Gamagori was seen alone in this room looking around in confusion.

Gamagori: "Where is everybody?"

Gamagori asked as he looked at the Model of the town, only to notice the odd wobbling piece at the very top of the model, perking up when he did.

*PADADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADAADDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADDADDDADADAD-*

Bullets continued to rain down onto the Armored Bus as our heroes slowly but surely made their way up through the condos.

Ryuko: "THEY AREN'T LETTING UP! THANK GOD FOR ARMOR PLATING!"

Maiko: "TIME FOR A COUNTER ATTACK!"

Ryuko: "WITH WHAT!?"

Maiko: "WITH THIS!!!"

Slamming her bandaged hand against a button, Suddenly, from the bottom of the bus, a turret came out of the ground and raised up into the air with Mako on it... and then...

*BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-*

*BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

The turret began unleashing an immense barrage of bullets into the condos causing massive explosions as our heroes unleashed their counter attack.

Mako: "RYUKO! YOU'VE GOTTA GET UP HERE AND TRY THIS!!!"

Ryuko: "GET DOWN FROM THERE MAKO! IT'S NOT SAFE!!!"

Y/n: "GYAAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!! GO MAKO GO! FUCK EM UP! DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!! KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!!"

*PSH-FFFFWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!*

Bakka: "RPG INCOMING!!!"

Bakka announced as a Rocket came flying at the group with beyond extreme speed.

Ryuko: "RETRACT THE TURRET!"

Ryuko said, causing the Turret to retract back into the bus, although it kept on shooting, cuasing the roof of the bus to start coming off... only for it to be grabbed by Y/n with a Demonic Smile on his face.

Y/n: "ALRIGHT! YOU FUCKERS WANNA PLAY!? WELL GUESS WHAT! NOBODY SHOOTS ROCKETS AT Y/N L/N BUJIN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!"

Y/n said as he jumped up onto the front of the bus with it's top in his hand, his face beyond excited as his razor sharp teeth were clear as day to see with his massive smile. The rocket was seen flying towards our heroes with extreme speed, but Y/n wasn't phase as he reeled back the roof of the bus and-

🀄IEX WLMX QSXLIVJYGOIVW!!!!🀄

*CCCCCCCLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!*

*FFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO-*

*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Slamming the rocket with the roof, using it as a shield, Y/n launched the incoming RPG right back at the person who launched it, causing a massive explosion that shocked everyone.

Y/n: "GYAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Ryuko: "HOLY SHIT Y/N!"

Bakka: "SO COOL!"

Y/n: "COME ON! BRING IT LOSERS! I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YA!!!"

Y/n roared as he threw the top of the bus away.

Mako: "I like riding in convertibles."

Mako said, happy at the missing roof as bullets still flew past her head with extreme speed.

Bakka: "A little bit further and We'll be in the two star district!"

Maiko: "INCOMING RPGS!"

Maiko yelled as several RPGs came rocketing at our heroes with immense speed.

Ryuko: "Y/N!"

Y/n: "ON IT!"

Ryuko: "MAIKO! PUNCH IT!!!"

Ryuko said slamming on the gas pedal with everything she had, causing he bus to reach extreme speeds, as Y/n quite literally grabbed Bakka, using his body to smack away two of the RPGs, returning them to sender, while two more of them flew past, slamming into the ground behind the bus, causing massive explosions as our heroes' bus were sent into the air, rocketing higher and higher and higher as Honnoji Academy's gates got closer and closer, Ryuko, Maiko and Bakka's screams of fear drowned out by Y/n's laughing and Mako's cheering, until-

*CCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*

Our heroes smashed through the gate, shredding their Bus to pieces while they crashed directly into the courtyard that was Honnoji Academy.

Ryuko: "HEY GUYS LOOK IT! IT'S THE SCHOOL! WE DID IT! WE MADE IT!!!!!"

Ryuko cheered as our heroes stood in front of the school in victory.

Bakka: "And we still have 15 Minutes until the first period starts."

Y/n: "AW! Dammit. Could've spent 15 more minutes in the Carnival."

Ryuko: "That's how you saw it!?"

Y/n: "That aside... PIECE OF CAKE BABY!!!"

Mako: "PIECE OF CAKE BABY!"

The two said as they posed in the exact same way.

Ryuko: "Maiko, you rock so hard! Couldn't have done it without ya!"

Y/n: "YEAH! THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD SINCE I GOT TO THIS SCHOOL! Thanks Bakka! Having to save your ass all the time was fun as hell!"

Maiko: "I was just backing you up, that's all."

Bakka: "Yeah, you're just super badass Bujin-Sama!"

Mako then appeared, grabbing all four of them into a massive group hug.

Mako: "NOW WE'RE FRIENDS! YAY!"

🍖AAARRRROOOOOOOO!!!🍖

A familiar Doggo was heard howling, as Gut was seen rushing onto the scene with Senketsu riding him, Y/n's Bag around the Kamui's waist.

Mako: "LOOK AT THAT! IT'S GUTS AND HE HAS RYUKO'S UNIFORM AND Y/N'S BAG TOO! HEY GUTS OVER HERE!

Guts in distance: "GUTS!"

Ryuko: "Why is Guts bringing it?"

Y/n: "Oi, don't sell him short. Guts is the bravest and most perverted Dog I've ever met in my life."

Maiko: "OH THE PAIN!!!"

🔎AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!🔍

*GRAB!*

*PANTS!*

Y/n: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

*SPOTLIGHT!*

*Shamesin~*

Ryuko: "I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T AN APPLE BEFORE!?"

Y/n: "THE FRUIT OF HEAVEN IS FORBIDDEN! BUT HEAVEN ITSELF IS A BEAUTIFUL RED JUICY APPLE!!!!"

Ryuko: "YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT!!!! AND WHAT'S WITH THE HAIKUS!?"

Y/n: "IT'S THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE BLOOD IN MY NOSE!!!"

Meanwhile,

Senketsu: "GAH! WE'RE SLIDING!!!! STOP YOU KUR STOP!!!"

Senketsu yelled as Guts was seen racing past, slipping and sliding on the blood shooting from his nose.

Ryuko: "AH! GUTS WHERE ARE YOU GOING!"

Bakka: "Still Dizzy, whoops-"

*GRAB*

*PANTS!*

Y/n: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

*SPOTLIGHT!*

*Shamisen~*

🍊*IIIINNNNHHHHAAALLLEEE!*🍊

*PLOP!*

Right as Y/n was about to let out another Fruit themed Haiku, suddenly, he was stopped as an apple flew through the air and into his mouth, keeping him from talking... and as he did, the man's eyes widened, and-

*SSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!*

A MASS of blood shot out of Y/n's nose as he rocketed into the air, becoming a star in the sky before crashing back into the ground, becoming flat, losing all color as he became drained.

Ryuko: "Y/N! NO!!"

Ryuko called out in fear, pulling up her pants... but all the while...

*BLAM!!!*

Suddenly, Guts was kicked in the face, sending him flying in a pool of his own blood, much to Ryuko's immense shock.

Ryuko: "Y/N AND GUTS! THE HELL! WHY'D YOU DO THAT!?!?"

Ryuko yelled in shock as Maiko's arm cast fell away, holding up Senketsu with a menacing look on her face, while Bakka was seen taking Y/n's bag with a similar sinister expression.

Bakka: "BAHAHAHAHAHANAAA!!! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET YOUR GUARD DOWN! RYUKO MATOI!"

Bakka roared, his injured timid persona melting away, as his true form was revealed.

『💛Bakka Hakarigoto💛』
『YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH-』

Maiko: "THE TWO OF US HAVE BEEN WAITING AGES FOR THIS MOMENT!!!"

Y/n: "Nandayo!?"

With friendship ripped in two, the true motives of our former heroes were quickly revealed.

Maiko: "You fell perfectly for our Injured No-Star Classmate Disguise! But our true identities! ARE HEAD OF THE TRAP DEVELOPMENT!"

Bakka: "AND HEAD OF SURVEILLANCE! FOR THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE!"

🔎MAIKO OGURE!🔍 💛BAKKA HAKARIGOTO!💛

Ryuko: "Trap development and Surveillance..."

Bakka: "YES EXACTLY!!! We're undercover operatives at the academy whose job is to spy on students and develop ingenious traps to trap them! My world revolves around spying and her trapping!!!!"

Maiko: "But after doing it for so long, I'm so over that life! But when Bakka told me about your conversation with Gamagori today, I had a flash of inspiration! The only way to challenge Lady Satsuki is to have a Kamui as powerful as hers, and an armored companion to stop the Elite Four from ever coming close to me! So we decided to steal your Kamui and the Demon's Sengoku Driver and Lockseeds right then and there! With your powers, why we could be 2-Stars! No, be part of the Elite Four! WAIT NO! WE COULD STEAL THE THRONE FROM LADY SATSUKI HERSELF! WE'LL BE THE NEW RULERS OF HONNOJI ACADEMY!!!! AND I WILL GORGE ON ALL THE LUXURIES THE ACADEMY HAS TO OFFER!!! HAAA~ I CAN HARDLY WAIT!"

Ryuko's guitar case crashed onto the ground as she quickly Equipped the crimson blade while Y/n glared at the two, cracking his knuckles.

Ryuko: "Maiko! Bakka! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a liar."

Y/n: "And I have a tendency to beat the ever living shit out of Power Hungry assholes!"

Bakka: "Oh I'm not in this for Power or control."

Bakka said, quickly confusing Ryuko and Y/n as Bakka began to fidget oddly, messing with the strap of Y/n's bag with a massive blush on his face.

Bakka: "I did this for... You!"

Bakka said, dramatically spinning around before pointing at Bujin, a spotlight shining down on the demon as he just stood there...

Y/n: "... Nani?"

Bakka then grew an insane expression, his blush even more prevalent than before as his pupils turned hearts.

Bakka: "IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO COOL!!!! Ever since the first day I saw you! I was INFATUATED WITH YOU! The way you Rebelled against the School! The way you fought! That look in your eyes when you get really into a fight! The power you radiate when you cut someone down! The fact that you could kill anyone if you wanted to! And that Laugh! OH GOD THAT LAUGH!!!! It's music to my ears! YOU'RE AMAZINGNESS WAS TOO MUCH!!!!! I couldn't Take my eyes off you! I WANTED YOU ALL TO MYSELF!!!!... But then she came along and ruined everything!"

Bakka said as he pointed and glared at Ryuko with intensity, his voice laced with Venom as his pupils went from hearts to skulls.

Bakka: "After that SLUT showed up, you couldn't stop being around her! IT WAS HARD ENOUGH HAVING TO DEAL WITH MANKANSHOKU! BUT NOW HER! You lookup to her, protect her, and act like she's some sort of God! I SHOULD BE THE ONE YOU TREAT LIKE A GOD! ONLY ME! Which is why I came up with the plan to use my newly obtained power and show you how amazing I am, by hilling this homewrecker here and now!"

Bakka ranted as Y/n was seen standing there with a blank expression, until...

Y/n: "Yeeeaahhh... sorry, but you're too weak for me."

Bakka: "THEN I'LL GET STRONGER! REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY! STRONGER!!!"

⟪🍙*HALLELUJAH!!!*🍙⟫

A spotlight shined down on Mako as she crossed her arms into the air above her, instantly grabbing everyone's attention.

🍙MAIKO! BAKKA!🍙

🍙GIVE THOSE BACK! THAT'S RYUKO'S UNIFORM! NOT YOURS! AND Y/N BAG! THAT'S HIS! THEY GOT THOSE FROM THEIR DADS YOU CAN'T REPLACE THEM! AND WHEN THEY PUT THEM ON! THEY TRANSFORM! AND IT'S SUPER COOL!!! RYUKO ACTS ALL SHY WHEN SHE DOES IT BUT SHE ACTUALLY REALLY LIKES IT! IN FACT SHE LOVES IT! ESPECIALLY WHEN Y/N IS THERE TO SEE IT! AND Y/N HAS SO MUCH FUN WHEN HE TRANSFORMS INTO A FRUIT SAMURAI! DON'T YOU HEAR HIS LAUGHING! SO GIVE THEM BACK!!!!🍙

Mako tried her best... but, sadly, their minds were made up.

Maiko: "Oh right, the transformation sequence... I'M GONNA TRY IT RIGHT NOW! Remove! Apply!"

Maiko said, easily taking off her own uniform and putting on Senketsu with ease, much to Ryuko's shock.

Y/n: "HA! Jokes on you! The Sengoku Driver Lock onto the person who first uses it via DNA! I'm the only one who can wear it!"

Bakka wearing the Sengoku Driver: "You mean like this?"

Y/n: "IMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW!?!?"

Bakka: "There's a reason I stopped you from saying that last Haiku! I USED THE BLOOD YOU SPEWED FROM YOUR NOSE AND WIPED IT ON MY WAIST! AND NOW I CAN USE YOUR SENGOKU DRIVER!!!"

Y/n: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

*KI-CHANG!*

🍊🔓BUJIN ORANGE!🔓🍊

💛HENSHIN!💛

🔎HA!🔍

The two said as Bakka activated the Driver and Maiko pulled the pin on the Seki Tekko, causing a mass of light to appear as the two of them transformed.

Ryuko: "Whatever! If you think you can transform like us so easy, knock yourselves out you deceitful bitches!"

Maiko & Bakka: "I DID IT!"

Ryuko: "FU-"

Y/n: "..........."

🔎LIFE FIBER SYNCHRONIZE! KAMUI SENKETSU!!!🔍

💛I'LL SHOW YOU TRUE HONOR AND GRACE!!!💛

Ryuko: "OH COME ON! She figures out the Life Fiber Synching Crap on the First Try!? HOW'D SHE EVEN DO THAT!?!?"

Senketsu: "Forgive me, Ryuko... but this girl... has no shame..."

Y/n: ".............."

Maiko and Bakka then began laughing maniacally.

Maiko: "IF IT MEANS HAVING POWER! IF IT MEANS GETTING TO BE THE TOP DOG! I'LL GLADLY TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES! YES! IT'S LETTING INTO ME! THE STRENH! THE POWER! THE STREPOWER!!!"

Bakka: "THIS IS AMAZING!!!! This feeling! This must be how Y/n-Senpai feels whenever he transforms! It feels... EUPHORIC! I CAN FEEL ALL THE POWER RADIATING OFF OF ME!!!"

Y/n: "..... Pff-..."

Maiko: "Now who shall I try my new Strepowers out on? I know! HOW ABOUT I START WITH YOU!!!!"

Maiko yelled, raising her fist to strike Mako, causing the girl to scream as Ryuko quickly jumped in the way... bbbuuutt... as Maiko went to punch... her fist suddenly stopped... not being able to hit the two whatsoever...

Maiko: "Why can't I punch her? It's like my body's turned to stone!!!"

Maiko said, confusing everyone, until Ryuko got a closer look, revealing Senketsu's eye was extremely strained, causing her to perk up.

Ryuko: "Senketsu! It's you!"

"She might not be able to attack..."

A familiar voice spoke as Ryuko turned only to see Bakka as he came crashing down towards her.

Bakka: "BUT I CAN!!!!"

The yandere roared as he raised his DaiDaimaru into the air.

Bakka: "NOW DIE SO I CAN BE WITH Y/N-SENPAI FOREVER!!!!"

*BOING!*

Bakka: "....... Eh?"

Baka swung his sword down... only for the blade to bounce right off of Ryuko's head... confused, he slashed again... but...

*BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!*

Baka: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?! WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU!?!?!?"

Bakka screamed, rapidly slamming his sword onto Ryuko over and over again, only for it to bounce off like a balloon sword, dealing no damage whatsoever... until...

"PPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Y/n was seen rolling on the ground, laughing his ass off, much to everyone's confusion.

Baka: "What's so funny Senpai!?"

Y/n: "OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT KABI ORANGE ARMS WAS A MYTH! BUT HERE IT IS! GYRAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Ryuko, Maiko, Mako & Baka: "Kabi Orange?"

Y/n: "IT MEANS MOLD! MOLDY ORANGE ARMS!!! THE WEAKEST ARMOR AND WEAPON THERE IS!!! YOU'RE ACTUALLY WEAKER WEARING THIS ARMOR THAN YOU ARE WITHOUT IT! IT DRAINS YOUR STRENGTH!!! GYAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Y/n laughed, smacking the ground as he cried a bit. Only to let out a heavy breath, wipe his tears, and then suddenly snatched the Kabi DaiDaiMaru out of Bakka's hands, causing it to suddenly change back into the Bujin DaiDaiMaru. Y/n then placed the weapon on his shoulder as he glared and smiled at Maiko and Bakka with an intensity that would kill a normal man.

Y/n: "Now then! I think it's about time you Died!"

Maiko: "N-NO! WAIT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE! A MISUNDERSTANDING! I SWEAR!"

Y/n: "YOU'LL PAY FOR DISHONORING LADY RYUKO'S ARMOR WITH YOUR DISGUSTINGLY WEAK BODY!!!"

Maiko: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Bakka: "D-Daddy..."

*BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA-BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

After a massive barrage of punches, Maiko and Bakka were seen on the ground, Maiko stripped of Senketsu and Bakka without the Sengoku Driver, steam radiating from their heads.

Meanwhile.

Senketsu: "PPPPPPEEEEWWWWAAAHHHH!!!!"

Senketsu threw up a mass of blood, much to Mako's shock.

Senketsu: "Her blood was absolutely filthy! I'm sorry I was late."

Ryuko: "Nah, it's cool. It's not like you cheated on me or anything."

Senketsu: "I ALMOST FORGET!"

Senketsu said before he quickly hopped over to Y/n, handing him his bag.

Senketsu: "Here's your lockseeds. You should be more careful with these Y/n."

Senketsu said as Y/n took the bag back and looked at it, before turning towards Senkesu.

Y/n: "I still can't hear you, y'know."

Senketsu: "I know you've seen weirder."

Y/n: "YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME SENKETSU!"

Mako: "WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! LOOK AT THE TIME! WE GOT 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE BELL RINGS WE NEED TO HURRY!"

Y/n: "OPERATION MAKO TOSS BEGIN! MAKO!"

Mako: "READY!!!"

The two said as Y/n picked Mako up and spun her around, before launching the girl like a Javelin, revealing exactly how Mako came flying at Ryuko when she wanted a Hug, causing Ryuko to glare at Y/n. Meanwhile, Mako flew though the air towards the school with extreme speed, until-

*GONG!!!*

Mako: "GAH! I hit my head on nothing..."

Mako said as she slowly slid to the ground... only to reveal that the Honnoji academy infront of the group was a fake giant painted set of walls! The walls then fell, revealing our heroes to be standing on a large platdown on wheels sitting on the highway to Honno town!

Ryuko: "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON AROUND HERE!?"

Maiko: "HEHA! HAHAHAHAAAAHHHH!!!"

Maiko laughed, suddenly back on her feet laughing at the group with the most cartoonish ass animation known to this series.

Maiko: "I GOTCHA!!! I knew you might get past me so I Designed this plan as a contingency!"

Ryuko: "A FAKE SCHOOL!?!?"

Y/n: "Did you have anything to do with this?"

Y/n said, looking down, only to see Bakka hugging his leg happily with little yellow hearts coming out of his head.

Bakka: "Nope. I just wanted to Kill Ryuko. I've got tons of plans for that."

*BWEEP!*

With the push of a button, suddenly the entire fake school platform began to roll and move, shaking violently as it rapidly descended down the mountain.

Maiko: "I CALL THIS TRAP BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING! MY MASTERPIECE! ONCE IT STARTS ROLLING THERE'S NO STOPPING IT!"

Ryuko: "LIKE HELL IT'S OVER!"

Ryuko said, slowly getting to her feet as she tried her best to make it over to Maiko, despite the wind pushing her back as the Platform raced down the Honno Highway at extreme speed.

Ryuko: "I'LL JUST COME OVER THERE AND BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU! AND I'LL KEEP BEATING YOU! UNTIL YOU TELL ME HOW TO STOP IT!!!"

Maiko: "Not if I'm dead I won't!"

Maiko said, appearing on the edge of the Platform more than ready to jump off.

Ryuko: "ARE YOU CRAZY!?!?"

Y/n: "I think we've established the answer to that is yes."

Maiko: "I might have failed to steal your Kamui! But I'm still a member of the Disciplinary Committee! My work is done here. And I die knowing you'll have a tardy on your permanent record! IT'S MY FINAL ACT OF DEFIANCE! YOU DIDN'T BEAT ME!"

Maiko roared as she jumped off the side of the platform to the depths below.

🔎FOR! HONNOJI! ACADEMYYYY!!!!🔍

*Parachute*

🔍Kidding!🔎

Ryuko: "............"

Y/n: "... You gonna run away too? You're apart of the Disciplinary Committee and all that."

Bakka: "Nope! I only joined to spy on you! And if Senpai's gonna be tardy, then so am I!"

Y/n: "Huh... alright."

Ryuko: "WHY AREN'T YOU PHASED BY THIS!?"

Y/n: "I REFUSE TO BE A HYPOCRITE LADY RYUKO!"

*CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!!!*

Suddenly one of the wheels of the platform exploded, causing the platform to crash a bit as it refused to slow down.

Senketsu: "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! THIS THING'S COMING APART!"

Mako hanging off the side of the platform about to fly off: "HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!!!!!"

Ryuko: "MAKO!"

Senketsu: "QUICK! PUT ME ON! WE NEED TO TRANSFORM!"

Bakka: "YAY! DYING WITH SENPAI! One of my fantasies!"

Y/n: "DO WHAT THE CLOTHES SAY BEFORE WE EXPLODE!"

Senketsu: "YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T HEAR ME!"

Y/n: "I CAN'T! NOW PUT THE DAMN THING ON RYUKO! TIME FOR DOUBLE HENSHIN!"

Ryuko: "RIGHT! I FORGOT!"

✂️LET'S GO SENKETSU!✂️

*CLATCHING!*

🍊HENSHIN!🍊

*SCLASH!*

🔪IKUZO!🔪

🔻✂️LIFE FIBER SYNCHRONIZE!✂️🔻
✂️🔺️KAMUI SENKETSU!🔺️✂️

🍊🔒BOILING BLOOD! FIGHT WITH HONOR!!!🔒🍊

Ryuko and Y/n acted as quickly as they transformed as Ryuko grabbed Mako and Y/n picked up Bakka Princess style, much to his enjoyment, as the two jumped off the platform just before it crashed into the ocean with immense speed and power, Landing on a nearby platform.

Ryuko: "What the hell!? Begin at the Beginning My Ass! THIS IS WAY BEFORE WE STARTED! WE'RE OFF THE DAMN ISLAND!"

Senketsu: "Even with me and Y/n at full power, we'll never make it up there in time! YOU'LL BE LATE!"

🍙OH! MY! GOD!!!🍙

Mako: "This is where the Non-Stop express rope thingymajigies are that only the Rich Kids get to ride to get up to school! OH! I ALWAYS WANTED TO RIDE IN ONE!"

Mako said, revealing the same Cable Car that Gamagori was riding in at the very beginning of this episode.

Y/n: "Non-Stop you say?"

1-Star Conductor: "Hey! You No-Stars aren't allowed to-"

*BLAM!*

Y/n: "HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH AND GET THIS THING MOVING! OR DO YOU WANNA DIE TODAY?!?!?!"

1-Star Conductor: "WWWAAAAHHH!!!"

Bakka: "Senpai's so cool when he's threatening!"

*KACHIN!*

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!*

The fancy cable car was seen racing off towards the top of the island with BEYOND extreme speed.

Mako: "YAY! I'M RIDING IT!!!!"

Bakka: "*Erotic Sigh~!* I'm riding in such a Fancy Cable Car with my amazing Warrior God Senpai! It's a dream come true!"

Blushing Y/n: "Th-This place is so fancy... It's like I'm on a 5 Star Date with Lady Ryuko!"

💢Bakka: "STOP CUCKING ME YOU EXHIBITIONIST SLUT!"

Ryuko: "I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING! AND I'M NOT AN EXHIBITIONIST! How much time we got left?"

Mako & Bakka: "1 Minute! After that we're late, And expelled!"

Mako: "NO WAY! WE'RE GONNA BE EXPELLED!"

Bakka: "It's not so bad! Because I have you Senpai!"

Y/n: "I REFUSE TO HAVE LADY RYUKO BE DISGRACED BY A TARDY! I'LL GET US THERE! NO MATTER WHAT!"

Y/n said as he pulled out a brand new lockseed, revealing its odd form.

《Meanwhile》

A familiar Parachute was seen slowly landing on the ground, as Maiko was seen hiding behind a Pillar.

Maiko: "Dammit, I had all that power in my hands. Ok well, It's cool. I'll just play the good subordinate, another chance will come soon enough."

Maiko said to herself... Bbbuuuttt...

✨️I Saw And Heard Everything, Ogure!✨️

Maiko: "G-Gamagori!"

Gamagori suddenly appeared, glaring down at Maiko with beyond intensity.

Gamagori: "So, you wanted to overthrow Lady Satsuki, Ay? You have more ambition than Brains!"

Maiko: "Please sir! It wasn't my idea! I-It was all Hakarigoto's Plan! ALL HIM!"

Gamagori: "DO YOU TAKE ME FOR AN IDIOT! Even I know how Obsessed that Boy is with Bujin! I CHECK THE SURVEILLANCE LOGS!!! And then! I JUST SAID I SAW AND HEARD EVERYTHING!!!!"

The 3-Star roared glaring down at the girl as she whimpered in fear.

Maiko: "P-Please sir! I was wrong! Forgive me!"

Gamagori: "NEVER! YOU'RE EXPELLED!!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO ATTEND HONNOJI ACADEMY! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!"

Maiko fell onto her hands and knees in complete and utter defeat... when suddenly the sound of something zooming by extremely fast caught Gamagori's attention, as he noticed Ryuko's Gang dashing past in the Cable Car.

Gamagori: "Damn Them."

《Back At The Plot》

Mako: "WE'VE ONLY GOT 30 SECONDS!!!!!"

Y/n: "RYUKO! ON MY MARK! BUST THE BREAKS!!!"

Ryuko: "YOU GOT IT!!"

Y/n: "EVERYONE! HANG THE HELL ONTO SOMETHING!"

Y/n yelled as he stood at the back of the Cable Car, spinning a Lockseed around in his hand, before gripping it tightly infront of himself, before gripping his right arm with his left to steady himself, revealing the odd lockseed in his hand.

Y/n: "GIRA!!!"

*KACHINK!*

Y/n: "NOW!"

Ryuko: "GET BENT!!!"

Ryuko roared as she slashed the ropes of the Cable car, all the while.

🀄🔒HVEKSR JVYMXW IRIVKC!!!!🔒🀄

*Vvvwwww-*

*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

A massive crimson flame exploded from the lock, acting as a mother fucking rocket thruster as the Cable Car rocketed through the air with beyond extreme speed, flying over Honnoji's Front gate and through the air, rocketing right into the-

⟪Meanwhile⟫

Inside of Class K, everything was business as usual, the class was emptier than normal, but not completely empty as students took roll call.

Mikisugi: "Ok, next is, Matoi... Ryuko Matoi?"

*FFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO-*

*CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Suddenly, all of the students were sent flying into the wall, as the cable car crashed right into the classroom, the only one unaffected being Mikisugi himself... There was a moment of silence, before an untransformed Ryuko, Mako, Guts, Y/n, and Bakka marched out of the Cable Car, Got Desks, put them in place and sat down...

Mikisugi: "Uh... Ryuko Matoi?"

Ryuko: "*ssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh*............ Here."

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Rex: "One of these Days!!!!"