Scoups

-he's a self proclaimed macho man

-so obviously, he isn't into romance and comedy

-he prefers to write action and thriller

-the only problem is...

-when he writes a story...

-10% of it is the main plot

-90% pure action

-as in PURE ACTION

SCOUPS WRITING A STORY: "Chapter 1: title: who is my father?

Dino went inside the garage. The evil guys surrounded him as he shouted, "Who is my father?!" But no one answered him. They run into him with iron bats on their hands. Dino kicked and punched. He jumped, and turned around for upper cut. He pulled a guy's hair and threw him somewhere. "Ahhh" the guy groaned. Another one approached him and he choked his neck. He punched and punched and punched! He is getting tired. "Hoo haa hoo haa" he pants. But there are still more enemies left. So he punched again, jumping in range.   - to be continued"

SCOUPS WRITING A STORY AGAIN: "CHAPTER 2: EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT AS SOON AS I punch

After he punched them, he kicks their stomach with his knee. Then he bend down and strikes their eyes with his index and middle finger. He stood up again and punch...

-see that? -_-
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Jeonghan

-he writes good stories

-but he rarely updates

-when he does, he always check how many peeps have liked his post

-if his story got few likes, he deleted it right away, sulking " No one is supporting me"

-he is a little moody whether he'll continue to write or not

-but what noticeable on his story is the way he started every chapter

JEONGHAN WRITING A STORY: Chapter 1: title: A Typical morning

"I woke up, a little bit tipsy..."

Chapter 2- Tomorrow is another day

"When I opened my eyes, it's morning."

Chapter 3- After the sunrise

"Joshua woke up in his soft bed. He hugs his pillows and groaned cause he doesn't want to go up..."

Chapter 4- Sleep

"He lays on his bed and sighed, " Why do I love Ms. Yoon so bad?" "

A READER COMMENTED ON HIS STORY- "Hello Author. Why do you always start your story in bed?"

-Jeonghan just seen the comment and sleep

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Joshua

-his narrating skill is no joke

-well he is really fluent in native English

-he explained things well using great words

-but...

-his story is weird

-the narrating is good but the plot is ... How should I say it?

-well let's just take a look at his story

JOSHUA IS WRITING A STORY: title: One autumn

" The autumn has dressed herself for the coming season, donning her most vibrant hues. She has swept into our streets and woodlands with a humble boldness that invites the eye to see more than they otherwise might. The autumn takes her pirouette, her sweet turn on the stage all around, and we are so blessed to be given such beauty. I walked around to witness it, to feel the crispy cold. Then a bicycle passed by. I got hit and ... DIED."

-Okaaaaay~

-that's what I'm talking about

-amen

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Jun

-he writes very typical stories

-something you can read everywhere

-a very cliche

Jun WRITING A STORY: TITLE: HE IS A NERD BUT A GANGSTER

CHAPTER 1- "Junhui is a handsome guy but when he comes to school, he wears big rounded glasses that hide his beauty. Everyone bullies him not knowing that in night, he is a fearless gangster feared at their hometown. One day, he accidentally bumped the school most famous and gorgeous rich girl. He apologized but the girl smirked and said, " If we can settle things through apology then we shouldn't need to defense ourselves in court. to make me forgive you then..." she showed her expensive heels and said,"lick my shoes."

JUNHUI WRITING BOOK 2- "Title: The old nerd turned into a badboy, REVENGE"

-surprisingly he got a lot of readers!

-wohooo!

-/dab/

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Hoshi

-someone who loves to write stories about kings

-prince

-princess

-and talking ANIMALS

-Yes you've heard it right

-ANIMALS

Hoshi WRITING A STORY- "The king of jungle"

Chapter 1-
"The rabbit then said, "The  Romanians are conquering our kingdom. If this happens, the jungle will be in danger. All of the animals look at their leader, the tiger, the fiercest of them all. He lifted it's head and said, "we still have our hero." The other animals murmured, "who?" And the tiger turned his gaze to the man coming by a horse as he said, "It's Prince Hoshi." -to be continued

Chapter 2- "What time is it?"

- isn't it a little bit...

-yeah

-whatever.

-okay. Next!

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Wonwoo

-he writes stories with good plot

-but...

-you need to use dictionary while reading

-cause...

WONWOO IS WRITING A STORY- "One day, Mingyu departed towards the Dinette and cooks a new recipe from his natural sagacity. He ironical the burger and put some dressing on it. It's lusciously dainty. "

Readers be like: What does everything means?

(Translation bonus)  "mingyu went at the kitchen  and cook a new recipe from his smart brain. He flipped the burger and put sauce on it. It's tasty "

-*insert Wonwoo's low voice* TASTY ~
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Woozi

-he writes based on his experience

WOOZI IS WRITING A STORY: CHAPTER 1: "DON'T MESS WITH ME"

"He called him cute and pinched his cheeks. So he grabbed his guitar and hit him left to right, right to left. He is severely wounded and have to take to the hospital. After that, the male lead promise that he will never ever uses guitar to hit someone else. He deeply regrets it. One day, his friend called him short. Because he promised not to use guitar anymore, he grabbed their flat screen tv. But before he could use it, his father caught him. He couldn't use the tv- to be continued"

chapter 2- "someday, I will really use the flat screen tv to hit you"

-readers love how unique his story

-not until...

-they found out that it is a true to life story

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Dk

-he makes story that makes you think you have read it somewhere else

-but he never plagiarized a story

-he just love to mix what he had read

Dokyeom writing a story: Titled: I am what I am

"princess Jeonghan has two ugly step sister. They chased her out from their house. Then she saw a  small house and live together with her dwarf friends: Scoups, Joshua, Woozi, oh wait. Not Woozi. erase that. There is no Woozi in the dwarf's house because the author has trauma of getting hit by a flat screen tv. Back to the story, Princess Jeonghan ate a poisonous apple and turned into a mermaid! She asked a witch for help to bring her feet back. But in return, the witch locked her inside an ice castle and she sings, "Let it go ". Years passed by, her hair grew very long..."

- ☺

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Mingyu

-have read a story of a poor protagonist surrounded by rich guys?

-well, he always use that kind of plot

-Because he has a dream to be rich entrepreneur someday

-*cough*

-ANYWAY...

-Although it's kinda cliche plot...

- he makes it unique as much as possible

MINGYU IS WRITING A STORY- "A poor girl met an old rich man named Mingyu. Even though he is old, he has a looks that makes everyone in awe. The old man offered him, "you want me to be your sugar daddy?" She said yes. mingyu then said, "I'll spoil you with my money. But before I'll send you, please give $50 on this account to prove your loyalty. The poor girl gave it to him. Little did she knows, She have been SCAMMED."

-pretty story right?

-RIGHT?

-ANSWER ME!

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Minghao

-a romantic guy who writes normal romantic story

-yes

-N.O.R.M.A.L

MINGHAO IS WRITING A STORY: "She didn't believe that a bad guy can changed. She has a trauma, taunting her to hate them, to despised loving one and to avoid letting her heart beat in case she meets him. But Junhui is like a rose with thorn. A thorn that will hurt her despite of his beauty. "No matter what you do, I will never ever fall in love."She marked. So Jun pinned her on the wall. Smirking he said, "you think so? I am a man who can make everyone falls for me, even an ant." And the game of love started: a girl who has a heart as cold as ice and a guy who is about to die so he chooses to live as someone who won't have good memories left, that way, no one will get hurt when he died." -to be continued

-continue please?!!!!

-part two!

-part two!
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Seungkwan

-someone who writes BL series

-and rated +18

-so I won't give you an example how he writes his story

Readers to cloe: Boo! 👎

-because he writes smut stories, everyone thinks he has an experience

-however

Reader: Hi Author, Boo. I love your story.

seungkwan: Thank you

Reader: it feels like you are quite experienced. How many relationship have you encountered?

Seungkwan: I'm ngsb. No girlfriend since birth.

Reader: omg! Then how can you write those stories so well?

Seungkwan: *flips his hair* Cause I'm a genius

Reader: a genius single!

Seungkwan: wanna die?

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Vernon

-a science fiction author

-no more further explanation

VERNON WRITING STORIES: Titled: Alien invasion

Chapter 1
"Alien Dokyeom came down on Earth. He said, "peep peep peep peep"

-*facepalm*

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Dino

- he writes good story

-but...

-he always made books with 500+ chapters

-you know why?

-because 99% of his story is full of narration

DINO WRITING A STORY: TITLED: I FOUND MY FATHER

Chapter 500 (the last chapter)

"Finally, I'm gonna meet my long lost father I am searching from episode 1 to episode 499. I looked at my jacket. It's made with cow's skin. Thinking how they murdered a cow just to make this made me burst in tears. I calmed myself and took a bath. While bathing, I saw my pink soap. It's from Dubai. Wow. After bathing I wore my jacket and head out. The sky is clear. i wonder how thin our Ozone layer is? I just sighed and shook my head. when I arrived at the coffee shop, I drink my latte. it composed of milk, coffee, sugar and cream. After minutes, my father came in. We hugged and cried. The end"

-so....

-what do you think?

-pretty right? 😁

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