Scoups

"The Buddy Boss"

-Mr.Choi is a type boss who wants to be your friend, not your superior

-he wanted his employees to like him and spend time with him

- Calling him "sir" inside the company is okay, but outside the company, an employee should call him "Daddy"

-Oppps. Sorry. I mean... call him by his name, "Seungcheol...daddy."

-SEUNGCHEOL*

-Having a friendly boss is good. But be careful~

-the more you hang out with him, the more it possible that you'll work overtime

You: (sat up from your chair)

Sc: (saw you) Hey, are you going home already?

You: (looked at him while carrying your bag) Yes sir (smiled)

Sc; Why?

You: (keeps on smiling) Because work time is over, sir.

Sc: Ahhh (checked his wrist watch) Right. (stared back at you) Where are you going to have you dinner?

You: There's ramen shop out there.

Sc: Really? Then wait for me. Let's have it together.

You: Huh?

Sc: It's not a date, okay? There's something I wanted to talk to you about works. Wait, I'll get my car keys

You: (gritted your teeth) (in your mind: BUT THE WORK TIME IS OVER!)

---inside the ramen shop

Sc: (eating ramen while his black suit is hanging behind his chair) Oh God. This is so good

You: (looking at him) (feeling annoyed) (sighed) So sir...

Sc: (looked at you) We are outside the company. Just call me Cheol (chuckles) Geez~

You: R-Right. (feels awkward) C-Cheol. Then, Cheol, you came with me because you have something to say about work. What is it?

Sc: oh that (wiped his natural red lips with a tissue) I forgot about it. (laughed) Sorry

You: (feels more agitated) (fake laugh) Ha ha ha. So can I go home after this?

Sc: Sure. (gets his black suit and picked up something from its pocket) Oh holy crap! (acts surprise) There's two movie tickets in my suit! Isn't it amazing?!

You:...

Sc: (smiles bubbly) Do you want to watch with me?

You:....

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Jeonghan

"The Manipulator Boss"

-Mr. Jeonghan is a manipulator boss – someone who is very intelligent and dangerous

-he is highly focused, very motivated, and always has a secret plans

-he looks at the company as a giant pyramid where he stands at the top

-if you work for him, you have to be very honest

-Volunteering some information to Mr. Yoon who has long forgotten the truth is, will make him very impressed

You: (walked inside Mr. Yoon's office) Good day Mr. Yoon

Jeonghan: Miss (Y/n). Hello~ (stood up with a smile) Why are you here?

You: Ahmmm. I know you are aware of the rumors going around our departments. (couldn't look into his eyes)

Jeonghan: (plays dumb) rumors? What is it? I never heard of it

You: (Sighed) Rumors that you and I are dating.

Jeonghan: (acts shocked) Ohhh, really?!

You: (bit your lower lip) Actually, it was my fault. (shut your eyes) I was drunk one time and I told to my co-employees that I have a crush on you. And the exchanged information went wrong. That's why it was misunderstood as "Secret dating" between us. I'm so so sorry. (bowed you head)

Jh: (walked closer) Miss (Y/n)... (put his hand on your shoulder) It's fine. Liking someone isn't a sin. But you should be careful. Okay?

You: (opened your eyes) (nods)

Jh: So how are you going to deal with the rumors?

You: (sighed) Maybe... I'll just ...make a resignation

Jh: Oh no. I'll lose a competent employee if you will go (put his hand on your chin and lifted it up)

You: (stared at his eyes) (saw his handsome face) (in your mind: Sh*t. This gorgeous face. I can't think straight!) (blushed) (gulped) T-Then... I'll accept any punishment ... sir.

Jh: (brows rose) Punishment huh (grins) What about... (hand went down on your waist) ...this? (pulled you)

You: Ohhh~ (gasped)

Jh: (let you sat on the table) (put his hands beside your legs)

You: S-Sir?

Jh: (tilted his head as he kissed you torridly)

-be careful... Manipulator boss can also manipulate your heart

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Joshua

"The Martyr Boss"

-Mr. Hong is a kind of boss who'll do anything for the company

-he worked in Christmas day

-worked with pneumonia during snow-storm

-he still works after his car accident

-and he stays every night until 10 pm without extra pay

-how to deal with this boss?

-There's no answer.

You: (sleeping soundly in your desk)

(someone is waking you up)

You: (woke up in drowsy states) I'm not alien!

Joshua: (laughed)

You: Oh? (looked at him) (eyes widened) S-Sir!

Joshua: Hi (eyes smile)

You: I did not sleep! I did not! (blushed in embarrassment)

Joshua: It's okay. I didn't wake you up to scold you. (pointed the wall clock) It is 9 o'clock already. It's time to go home

You: Ahhhh (take a deep breath)

Joshua: (turned around) Don't forget to close the light. Be careful on your way home (walked away)

You: Yes sir! (stood up) (about to carry your bag) (but you saw his injured hand while walking to his office)

Joshua: (went inside his office)

You: (sighed) Because he saved me from the accident, he was badly injured. He should just rest in his house. This makes me feel more guilty.

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Joshua: (on his desk, typing something on his laptop) ....argh... (winced in pain) (looked at his injured hand) it hurts. But I need to finish this tonight. (sighed)

You: Knock knock~ (opened his office door)

Joshua: (saw you) (smiles) Why are you still here?

You: (went inside) Ahmm sir. I ... uhmmm... (scratched your nape) How's your injury?

Joshua: (show his hand) This? It hurts a little but... yeah. I can handle (smiles)

You: Ahhh (nods) (bit your lower lip) I was wondering if... if... you need some help.

Joshua: Well I do need. But this is not your work.

You: You was hurt because of me

Joshua: (chuckled) then, are you willing to spend all night with me?

You: Of course!

Joshua:...

You:....

Joshua: (ears reddened)

You: (looked away) (in your mind: What the hell! I sound very cheesy out there!) (blushed)

Joshua: (looked at his laptop) N-No. You should go home. W-We can't be together in one room. (covered his lips while blushing) (whispered at himself: I might take your clothes off even if my hand is injured like sh*t)

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Jun

"The over-friendly boss who joke a lot"

-seriously, who has never met a boss who says nonsense joke during an important meeting?

-Mr. Wen is someone who doesn't take everything seriously

-it's not like he's not competent for his company

-actually, he's pretty smart at business plans

-but annoyingly speaking, he is someone you wish he'll take an absent...EVERYDAY

(During meeting)

You: (went inside the meeting hall) I'm sorry for being late!

Junhui: (sitting at the C.E.O seat) It's okay miss (Y/n). Please take a seat

You: (sit on your chair while catching your breath)

Junhui: (staring at you)

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(after few minutes)

Jun: Okay. So I expect for good results next week. (stand up)

You: (about to stand up) (but felt something sticky on your chair) W-What is this? (grope your butt) (eyes widened) (looked at your hand and saw sticky gum) W-What the hell?

Jun: (walking out from the meeting hall while laughing) Pffff~

You: (glared at the door) (mouth opened) Huh.

Junhui: (while walking at the hallway) Hmmm~ I wonder what should I do the next time she's late again.

-AUTHOR WILL PRAY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THIS BOSS. AMEN.

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Hoshi

"The Clueless Boss"

-before we start, I just wanted to clear that "Clueless boss" is not a dumb

-he is just uneducated

-reasons are: He just started with the company and he is unfamiliar with technology

-Mr. Kwon is a good boss who is just off-track at the moment

-the best way to deal with him is to teach him and surely, he'll speed up

Hoshi: (Y/n), how should I save my files in the computer?

You: (looked at him) Sir, you just need to press CTRL and S

Hoshi: O-kay. (looked at the keyboard keys) (pressed the CTRL) (raised his finger and pressed the letter S)

(but not happened)

Hoshi: This is not working. Can you help me?

You: (sighed) (walked closer) (bend down in front of him) Sir...

Hoshi: (eyes went on your cleavage) (ps. If you have it)

You: You should press it together like...

Hoshi: I can see your boobs (laughed cutely)

You: ....

Hoshi: But there are flat ... (hamster smile)

You: (almost use the laptop to smash his face)

-Remember, clueless boss is sometimes innocent. Please bear with this baby~

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Wonwoo

"The Lone wolf Boss"

-Mr. Jeon prefers to be alone

-He works from home, avoiding human contact and employee interaction

-he was promoted based on his outstanding skill but not a people person

-Never expect teamwork with this guy

You: What? (looks dumbfounded) I'll bring this document to sir Wonwoo?

Boss#2: Yes. This is his house address (gave you a small note) He needs it before.... (checked his watch) 5pm. (smiles)

You: (fake smile) ha ha

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You: (walking around a neighborhood with small notes on your hand) (catching your breath) Darn it. What's that guy problem? Why is he working at home and makes it hard for his employees? Argh (took a deep breath) (saw his house) finally (stood in front of the gate)

(inside Wonwoo's house)

Wonwoo: (eating apple while watching his Ipod) (he installed a camera and mic on his gate so he can see you)

You: (mumbled) Maybe he's so ugly. That's why he can't come out. Huh (chuckled) An ogre boss, pfff

Wonwoo: (choke) (coughed) ... o-ogre? (pointed himself)

You: (ring the doorbell)

Wonwoo: (pressed the mic button on his iPod while gritting his teeth) Yes?

You: This is Miss (Y/n) from marketing department. I brought the documents you need sir (sweet tone)

Wonwoo: (getting annoyed) Hmmmm. Leave it there

You: Okay boss~ (put it down) (about to leave)

Wonwoo: Wait a minute

You: (looked back) Hmm? Yes boss?

Wonwoo: I'll get it personally. Since you called me ogre, MISS (Y/N). (end voice tap)

You: (eyes widened) (in his mind: O-Ogre? Don't tell me... OMG! HE HEARD ME! OMG! OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!) (turning pale) (freeze on her spot)

(then suddenly the gate slowly opened)

You: (stared at the guy who's coming out) (gulping)

Wonwoo: (wearing white sweatshirt, black pants) (hair is gray, and he has small butterfly tattoo on his neck)

You: (dumbstruck) (mouth opened) (blushed)

Wonwoo: (picked up the document from the ground) (looked at you with his narrow, rigid cold eyes) Ogre? Do I still look like an ogre to you? (said in baritone voice)

You: (can't utter any words) (heart beating so fast)

Wonwoo: The next time you come here, I'll get the documents personally. (closed the gate and went in)

You: ... He's... unreal. Woah~

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Woozi

"The Two-minute Boss"

-Mr. Lee always demands control over the situation

-"What have you done when I was on vacation?"

-randomly asked his employee to write reports on work's progress

-he's allergic to any employee with 'Kwon' surname

-he gives the impression that he is way too busy so you should exercise telling the details within TWO-MINUTES FRAME

Woozi: Hey (Y/n)

You: (stood up quickly) Y-Yes sir!? (looked down at him)

Woozi: (pointed your heels) I already told you that you can't wear high heels. Did you forget it?

You: (made apologetic face) S-Sorry sir. I forgot. My brother bought this for me and...

Woozi: Shut up. I'm too busy to hear your explanation.

You: (annoyed) (but keeps on smiling)

Woozi: Just use this (placed a box of Band-Aids on your table) (turned around and walked)

You: (picked up the band aids) W-What is this for? (mumbled)

Woozi: YOU'RE FEET ARE BLEEDING! DON'T WEAR HEELS IF YOU'RE NOT USED TO IT! (smiles) Idiot~ (went inside his office)

You: (blushed)

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The8

"The Fearmonger boss"

-employees do whatever he says because they are scared

-he has that aura, his eyes, his expressionless stare and his savage comments that made everyone frightened by his presence

-because of that terror, it encourages his employees for further intimidation

-to keep up the fear factor, he fires employees without mercy

You: (trembling)

Minghao: (wearing fur coats) (playing the pen on his hand) (staring at you while on his seat)

You: (couldn't look straightly at his eyes)

Minghao: What... are your mistakes again?

You: I... (gulped) leaked the confidential information, accidentally.

Minghao: You... You put the word "accidentally" at the last sentence as your excuse, right?

You: (can't reply)

Minghao: To be honest (stood up) (fixing his fur coats) I wanted to fire you so bad. But you had many achievements last month.

You: (about to cry) (bit your lower lip)

Minghao: Crying? Are you crying?

You: (tears fell) N-No sir (wiped your eyes)

Minghao: You have guts to cry after you made a mistake? (peeked at your face)

You: (crying so hard) I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry.

Minghao: Ahhhh (sighed) I'm annoyed. (went back on his seat) (opened his laptop) Just go. Seeing your face put me on a bad mood (not looking back)

You: Y-Yes sir (dashed out)

Minghao: (looked at door) (thinks) (sighed)

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(inside a café)

You: (sitting) (excited)

Minghao: (sat on the seat across you) Sorry. I was late

You: It's okay I... (smile faded when you saw his face)

Minghao: (bowed his head) Hello. My name is Minghao, your blind date for today (smiles)

You: (cringe when you saw him smile for the first time) S-Sir?!

Minghao: (chuckles) Sir? We're outside the company. Ahh, are you hungry? I'll get you some drinks. (sweet smile)

-He is really FRIENDLY outside work. Don't worry

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Mingyu

"The God Boss"

-Mr. Kim put an engraved gold plate on his door, desk and chair to proclaim his rank

-There should be a red carpet when he entered the company's glass door

-He sometimes takes outrageous liberties like having his employee clean out his car

-But frankly speaking, he's just enjoying the boss act since it was his childhood dream to be a billionaire CEO

-Congrats Mr. Kim!

Mingyu: (passing the advertising department) (wearing sunglasses)

You and your other co-employee: (stood up and bowed your head)Good morning sir

Mingyu: Yeah yeah yeah (stopped) (looked at you) (removed his sunglasses) Miss (Y/n)

You: (about to sit down but was called so you stood up again) Yes sir?

Mingyu: Can you make me a cup of coffee? (smiles)

You: (fake smiles) Y-yes sir.

MIngyu: (nods) (walked away)

You: (sat down with a sigh)

Co-employee: (whispered at you) Why does sir Mingyu pick you up? Did you do something wrong? It isn't your job to make coffee for him everyday. You aren't his secretary

You: (leaned your head on the desk) I don't know~ I'm annoyed. That selfish immature brat

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You: (went inside his room) Again? (glared at him)

Mingyu: woahhhhh~ My baby~ (hugged you)

You: Hey. I'm tired of this! I'm busy too!

Mingyu: (pouted) (looked at you) Don't you miss me?

You: (pushed him) Hey Kim Mingyu. You've been doing this every morning. I have my own work.

Mingyu: Okay okay. I'm sorry. A simple kiss will do (closed his eyes and bend down)

You: I don't want to

Mingyu: (opened his eyes) Why? (sulked)

You: If I kiss you we...(blushed) we will... We will end up...

Mingyu: (grins) End up what?

You: Argh. I'm outta here. (about to walk out)

Mingyu: (pulled you) (pinned you against the locked door)

You: Mingyu! You...!

Mingyu: (pecked on your lips) (looked at your eyes) Still hate it?

You: (blushed) I...

Mingyu: (licks your neck) Hate it?

You:.... (gulped)

Mingyu: (blew air on your neck) Hate it?

You: You piece of... (wrapped your arms around his nape then kissed him deeply)

Mingyu: (chuckles huskily while kissing you)

-He isn't your God but he is you BOSS IN MANY WAYS~ RAWR

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Dokyeom

"The Idiot Boss"

-Cluelessness and stupidity

-when it comes in working a corporate, Mr. Lee Seokmin is an idiot

-it feels like he just walked at the office yesterday and started running it

-but the reason why he's idiot is because he has another dream

-in fact, he was forced to work in your company just because his dad told him to do so

-so how can you force someone who's not passionate in this field?

You: HE'S THE WORST. LIKE... THE WORST OF WORST. I MEAN.. (sighed) HOW CAN HE SIGNED THAT CONTRACT?! SERIOUSLY...

Co-employee: (soothed your back) I don't know what to say but, cheer up. There will be a time when he'll improve

You: (glared at her) When?

Co-employee: (blinks) Ahmm...someday? (awkward toothy laugh) (looked away and whistle) wit wit wit wiwww~

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You: (sighing before entering his office)

(but you stopped when you heard something from the entrance)

Dk: (singing ballad wholeheartedly)

You: (felt your heart beats faster)

Dk: (his voice is so sweet and there's sorrow on it)

You: (peeked at him through the small space)

Dk: (met your gaze) (stopped) Oh? Miss (Y/n) (smiles)

You: (you thought that the world slowed down)

Dk: (puzzled by your reaction) Are you okay? (leaned closer) Do you have a fever? (checked your forehead)

You: (blushed so hard) Sir I... I LOVE YOU.

Dk:...

You: (shocked at yourself)

Dk: (blushed so hard) I... I... I'll promise to work hard. Please don't go

You: Ha?

Dk: you are saying that because you wanted to resign right? I'm sorry. I'll work hard.

You:...

Dk: (heart beating so fast)

You: (fake laughed) ha ha. Y-yeah. I'll stay (looked away)

Dk: Then, let me show you this. (gave you a paper)

You: (read it)

Dk: I signed this (smiles)

You: (eyes widened) OH NO! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!

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Seungkwan

"The screamer boss"

-Boo thinks that he will get his way if he raises his voice unconscionable level

-the higher the volume, the higher the commitment

-"OMG JASMINE!"

-Your name isn't jasmine but he always shouted with Jasmine at the end

-who's jasmine by the way?

-Anyway, screamer boss like Mr. Boo only want to get hear and recognition

Seungkwan: What?! What did you say?!

You: (covered your ears) Yes. It was true

Seungkwan: OMG! LIKE OMG! WHAT DID IT HAPPEN?! THIS IS SO BAD!

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You: (went out of his office with pale face) You can do it (Y/n). You can't give up only after one week

---(two months later) ----

You: (looking at Seungkwan)

Seungkwan: and also! Why did you.... (saw something) Oh? Miss (Y/n), (gasped) It's bleeding!

You: (hold your nose) My nose? It's okay sir. I always experience this

Seungkwan: N-No. Your ears are bleeding. Ears...

You: (eyes widened) What?!

Seungkwan: (covered his ears)

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Vernon

"The What? Boss"

-"Where is Mr. Chew?"

-Tada!

-Mr.Chwe is always missing in action

-he becomes harmless because he's always not there

-His employee, including you, might feel the lack of justice because you are slaving yourself for eight hours when he's out and...

-WATCHING SPONGEBOB IN HIS HOUSE

You: (calls your boss)

Vernon: (picked up your call) Yes?

You: Sir, Mr. Patrick called because he is asking when are you going to sign contract.

Vernon: Oohh (watching spongebob on his Tv Screen) Tell him I'll go to his house

You: Okay sir. So I'll get his address sir?

Vernon: He's living under the rock, isn't he?

You: Huh?

Vernon: (laughed) Nothing. I'll hang up (end the call)

You:...

-Please, cheer up. Fighting! Ooooooooooooh who lives in the pineapple under the sea?~

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Dino

"The paranoid Boss"

-Mr. Lee Chan who is suspicious about EVERYTHING

-He doesn't trust anyone, especially to those who called their friend as "baby~"

(during job interview)

You: (sitting in front of him)

Dino: You're resume is good. So, let me ask one more thing

You: Yes sir? (sunshine smile)

Dino: Do you have a boyfriend?

You: I don't have sir. I will dedicate my time in my work

Dino: (nods) So what if you have, how will you call him?

You: Hmmmmm (thinks) Something sweet and cute. Like... Aha! "Baby!"

Dino: (Smile faded away) Okay. (crumpled your resume) You can walk out now. (pointed the door)

-#NO_TO_BABY

-#YES_TO_DADDY