Seungcheol

-You’ve been together for six long years but Seungcheol still court you every day

-like bringing flowers to you, chocolate, teddy bears, cake and surprise gifts

-he loves to play online games but you are still his priority

  -he is into outdoor dates: Amusement park, streetfoods mukbang, biking, playing in arcades, bringing you to his basketball games.

  -but when you choose to stay indoor, it’ll definitely goes with cuddle date (Seungcheol loves skin ship the most)

  -his favorite thing is to sniff your neck while hugging you from behind

  -He never let you carry heavy things

-he will carry your bag and even those paperbags from department store you just shopped by

-he won’t let you walk along the road side

-walks with you hand in hand

-never let you pay for your dates. It was always his treats.

-leaned on your shoulder when he laughs

-he sulks when you don’t give him much attention so you’d better throw your ballpen if he starts clinging while you’re working

  -he loves French kisses

-always leaves mark on your neck

-gives you piggy back if you are tired from wearing your heels

-loves to bite your shoulder

-taking pouty lips selfie together

-calls your mom: “Eomma” and your dad: “Appa”

- "Eomma, Appa, I'll take care of your daughter for the rest of my life~"

-he is almost perfect, right?

-well, not really.

-because aside from  being childish sometimes, he’s easy to get jealous

-that’s his weak points

Seungcheol: (saw you talking and smiling with another guy) (frowned) (jealousy strikes him) (walked closer)

You: (saw him walking closer) Oh? My boyfriend is…

Seungcheol: (suddenly punched the guy)

You: (eyes widened) (gasped)

Guy: (fell down because of his punch)

Seungcheol: (looked at you while frowning) who is this guy? (massaged his knuckles)

You: (glared at him) YOU SHOULD ASK FIRST BEFORE PUNCHING! HE’S MY UNCLE!

Seungcheol: (turned pale) (looked at the guy) OMG UNCLE! (gasped)

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Jeonghan

-he said cheesy stuffs too much to the point that you would feel the cringe

-Jeonghan loves indoor date rather than outdoor activities

-like: watching movies indoor

-playing hide and seek

-hanging out inside a coffee shop all day

-and sleeping on your lap

-he knows that he is much prettier than you but he won’t say it because you’ll probably feel conscious (at least he has conscience)

-always asked you to do embarrassing things in public. Like: Act cute, wink at me, kiss my cheek, sing for me, etc.

-you believe on his science stories that aren’t even real (what an idiot) (no) (he is just a wise scammer)

-He is a wise buyer so instead of buying flowers, he planted roses on their garden and give one after another whenever he’ll visit.

-"Honey! This is fresh rose. You can eat it if you want~ "

-Rarely gives gifts because he said that he himself is the greatest gift you already have

-"I am your best gift. Aren't you so lucky?"

-when you wanted to buy something, he is always there to remind you: “Why would you buy it? Don’t waste your money on things you never need. Okie?”

-He asked you to give him piggy back when he’s tired of walking (OF course you won’t do it and he’ll end up giving you piggy back instead)

-reading your diaries in secret

-reading your sweet text messages in front of you to make you feel awkward. Then he’ll laugh

-teasing you to your old crush but will end up the one getting jealous

-a short tempered boyfriend who will get mad when he couldn’t put his sneakers on

-sings your least favorite song

-loves slow kisses (because fast kisses will tire him out)

-can sing, can dance, can play basketball, volleyball, soccer and badminton…. But Can’t cook. (Remember when he put a whole lemon for your cake toppings?)

-he doesn’t buy what you wanted but don’t feel disappointed. Jeonghan is saving money for your future wedding

-he can tolerate your mood swings when you’re in period but don’t ever ask him to buy sanitary napkin for you (or else, he will use it. JOkE!)

-number 1 enemy of short skirt

You: Hannie!

Jeonghan: (looked at you, and to your short skirt) (frowned)

You: I’m ready. Let’s go?

Jeonghan: (suddenly lie down on the sofa) Ahhh. I feel tired all of a sudden. Let’s postpone our date and sleep all day instead.

You: What?! (pouted) But you have promised me that we will watch the movie in the cinema!  Oh come on! (sat down beside him) (shake him) Please?  Please?

Jeonghan: (looked at your legs) (put his hand on your leg) (groped it)

You: (freeze) (blushed) W-What are you doing?

Jeonghan: (diverted his eyes back to you as he caresses your sensitive skin) I’ll change my mind if you change your outfit. (said in serious tone) Wear pants.

You: (gulped)O-Okay.

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Joshua

-rich boyfriend who has car but always brings his bike on your place (so you could bike with him)

-your travel buddy (he has money to buy plane tickets as much as you want so, no big deal)

-always take you to expensive restaurant, gyms, coffee shop, winery, boutique and derma clinic

-he is a wise buyer but he can’t say: ‘No’ when you like to have something even if you don’t really need it.

-when he did something nice, make sure to praise him

-loves surprises

-“Surprise!”

-You fell in love with him  when you first hear him sang: “Sunday Morning” while playing his guitar

-but now… you are begging him to stop whenever he tried to sing the same song all over again (but he has a sweet voice T^T)

-Admit that his Adam’s apple is sexy!

-Amen?

-Amen!

-will prank you but will never admit that it is a prank

-he loves watching cooking show. Then he will try to cook one new dish for you. Awww~

-Bought breed cat and treat it as your child

-teaching you to play guitar and kissing you torridly right after

-a gentleman?

-went abroad just to buy good and branded sneakers for you

-Watch spongebob with you

-cries over cartoons

-if you skipped your meal, he will bring foods for you to your workplace/apartment/school

-Loves spaghetti, pizza and chicken more than you.

-Oh! I’m sorry! I mean… he loves you more than pasta, pizza or fried chicken

-when you had quarreled with him, he eats chicken (because chicken can heal his heart)

-he also get jealous sometimes but he doesn’t show it that much

-but you'll receive sarcastic response from if ever he's damn jealous

- "Where were you? You were not answering my call. *insert sarcastic creepy smile*"

-stick with you until you safely arrive home

-gave your parents wild ginseng whenever he's visiting in your house

-ties your hair cause he wanted to see your neck more frequently

-he’s very loyal to you. Yes he did. But sometimes, you can’t help getting jealous when he is too sweet with his bestfriend

You: Joshua

Joshua: Hmmm?

You: Stop sniffing Jeonghan’s hair. I’m getting jealous

Joshua: (chuckles sweetly) Aigoo~ (ruffles your hair then kisses your forehead)

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Jun

-Let’s start this by spelling the word: “Annoying”

-J
-U
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-I

-he looks very sexy, cool, pretty, captivating, special, alluring, astonishing, awesome, but…

-This boyfriend is very weird and childish. Amen~

-One time, you saw him hiding behind the refrigerator (because he wanted to surprise you)

-He’ll sprinkle water on you when you’re sleeping (because he misses you)

-he’ll secretly put spicy hot sauce on your food (because he wanted to bring you to his favorite chinese restaurant that serves spicy food)

-he’ll read your diary and correct your wrong grammar with red pen

-when you called him through phone call, he’ll greet: “I AM NOT BUYING. SORRY.”

-poke your cheeks multiple times until you get annoy

-dance weirdly in front of you

- "HEY MACARENA~"

-he is very shy with other girls so it would be really really really impossible for you to get jealous

-but you get jealous when he's too focus on his phone

-"JUNHUI. IT'S 3AM ALREADY. SLEEP NOW"

- "OKAY OKAY. FIVE MORE MINUTES"

-remember when he was wearing braces before?

-his saliva was sprinkling over your face whenever he talks

-thank goodness! His saliva is sweet (source at Xu Minghao)

-Asking you to sleep with him together and will promise that he won't do anything besides hugging  (?)

-you are creep out when you saw him sleep cause he's eyes look like it were opened

-he laughs at you when he saw you crying over a sad movie

-always remind you if you have booger on your nose

-fart. Catch it with his hand. Then make you smell it

-He might be really ANNOYING but Junhui is innocently sweet

-he will never let you get hungry

-he will take you home without breaking your curfew hours because he doesn’t want to worry your parents

-always asked your friends to take care of you

-hugs you, and cries with you when you feel tired of everything

-Junhui …just… LOVES you.

Junhui: (jumping at the sofa) Lalalallalaalal~

You: Junhui. Stop jumping at the sofa. You’ll break it

Junhui: (looked at you) (smile)

You: (smile)

Junhui: I WILL JUMP AS MUCH AS I WANT. (jump again) Lalalalala~

You: (patience is about to burst)

-AGAIN… JUNHUI LOVES YOU. REPEAT AFTER ME.

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Hoshi

-your self-proclaimed tiger boyfriend

-(If your boyfriend is a tiger then you are…?)

-A cat?

-Anyway, let’s continue this with non-fiction ideas

-*clear throat*

-a talented dancer

-he wanted To ve a Vlogger so make sure to support his craziness

-he is very hyper with his friends, but in front of you, he’ll show his serious side

-he is a sensitive fella

-never forget to put emoticons on your message or he’ll sulk

-your number one fan

- "Go (y/n)! Go (y/n) Kyaaaah~"

-he always supported your dreams, your goals and your opinions

-just seeing his  cute face and his smile make you feel good

-Will take you to the hospital even if you only have a few fever

-poke your cheeks when you tried to sleep

-Bought two different beverages and he will taste which of the two taste better (Don’t worry. He’ll give you the tastier one… after he drinks it in half)

-loves to pinch your cheeks cause he thinks you’re cute

-You’re cute?

-Cute?

-*clears throat pt.2*

-he is a short tempered but a kiss is enough to tame him

-always brag you to his friends

-"LOOK AT THIS CUTIE MOOCHIE OF MINE~ MY (Y/N) IS SO CUTE, HNNG~"

-proudly introduce you to his mom, dad, sister, bestfriend, friends, buddies, members, workmates, boss, uncle, auntie, cousins, niece, nephew, sister in law, brother is law, grandpa, grandma, teachers, classmates, neighbors… (and many more…)

-a fanboy who will support your fan girling and even go to concert with you

You and him in concert hall: KYAAAAAH OPPA!

-calls you in midnight just to say: “I love you”

-Going to zoo for you date (this happened once every month)

-brings chicken and beer

-and lastly, a wild kisser

You: (pushed Hoshi away) (catching your breath) H-Honey. We’ve been kissing for an hour. Let’s take a break

Hoshi: No. (pinned you down as he deepened the kiss)

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Wonwoo

-an online gamer

-a huge fight was written on your couple history when you asked him to choose between you and his games. Then he choose his game without explaining that it was only a joke

-an extrovert who only gets talkative around you

-he maybe appears cold outside, but don’t judge the book by its cover

- He is freaking sweet like: Suddenly hugging you behind your back. Pulling you onto his bed so you two could cuddle until you feel asleep. Holds the umbrella in favor of your side, until his shoulders soak wet from rain. Tucking your hair behind your ears. And placed forehead kiss all of a sudden

-will place your hand inside his pocket when you feel cold

-bought two drinks and taste which one is the better (he’ll give you the not so tasty one)

-sweet huh?

-Too shy to hold your hand in  public but when you’re alone with him, he’ll kiss you in a way you’ll ask yourself where his braveness came from

-tells joke without smiling (so you thought its real)

-leaned on your shoulder when he’s tired, as he said: “Just having you by my side is enough.”

-prefer library dates (anywhere that is not noisy)

-he can get mad but he won’t shout at you

-he has trust issues in life so don’t ever show any kind of UNLOYALNESS

-repeat after me: UN-LO-YAL-NESS

-He tends to get jealous but acts cool

-a good rapper who sings ballad when he’s bored

-loves to ruffle our hair

-he looks sexy when he just came out from shower

-If you feel tired from wearing your heels, he won’t give you piggy back

-but  instead, he’ll lend you his sneaker and will walk bare feet

-he will respect your opinions, except when you agree that Hoshi is a tiger

-he can’t cook

-but he can ask Mingyu to cook for you and pretend that it was his own

-he won't judge your dish even if it doesn't taste good

- "Wonwoo~ how's the porridge I cooked? Did you like it?"

-"*smiles* Thank you for the porridge. I LOVE YOU"

-a smart guy you can never prank. But he will act dumb for you

You: (busy taking down notes while skimming your Physics book)

Wonwoo: (reading romance novel beside you)

You: (writing while mumbling)

Wonwoo: (put his book down and looked at you)

You: (felt his stare) (looked back) (blinks)

Wonwoo: (blinks)

You: Why?

Wonwoo: (shook his head)

You: (chuckles) (went back studying)

Wonwoo: (still looking at you) (put his hand on your chin) (lifted your head up and bend down to kiss you)

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Woozi

-he can play his guitar really well

-but he won’t use it to smash you

-like duh? You are his girlfriend so why would he hit you?

-unless your name is Kim Mingya

-okay. Not funny~

-he’s a talented fellah that isn’t much taller than you, but still overloads with cuteness

-a possessive cute boyfriend

-“Stop hanging out with him or else, I’ll break his legs”

-he never stops saying the same thing all over again until you noticed him

-saying that you can decide your date plans as much as you want

-but if he doesn’t want your plan, he’ll react: “Not that. Too cheesy! Think another one!”

-perks of being his girlfriend is when you’re the first one to hear his composed music

-buying you expensive gifts even without special events.

-two types of smile: he enjoys what you are doing or he is asking you to stop it right now

-watching anime with you

-loves to eat rice

-“(Y/n). If you aren’t in a mood to eat then… can I have your rice instead?”

-he can’t say sweet stuffs

-can’t text sweet messages

-can act very sweetly

-but he’s cute when he tried to do it

You: (eyes widened) (looked at Woozi)

Woozi: (clear throat)(not looking back at you)

You: (stared at his hand that is holding yours)

Woozi: I am holding your h-hand b-because it is c-cold. Don’t over-react. (ears reddened)

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The8

-if someone asked: “Can we skip The8 since he is just our best friend?”

-author will disagree because there are too many Minghao stans out there who was waiting for his turn. Even though this threads is far from REALITY

-you heard it? Far from REALITY

-R-E-A-L-I-T-Y

-Boom!

-Anyway, by the way, highway…

-Minghao is a rich boyfriend who gave you a Ferrari car as his gift for you 100th days anniversary

-he is a great romanticist so expect romantic stuffs and dates from him

-Like having your first kiss at the top of the Ferris wheel

-dancing with you with rose petals on the ground

-reading books together while lying down on his fluffy bed

-drinking wine while star gazing

-taking memorable pictures together

-having you as his model for his sketch

-painting something and hanging it on your room’s wall

-holding your hands while he drives

-running bare feet on the seaside.

-Talks his future with you

-“I wanna grow old with you (Y/n)”

-kisses the back of your hand as he calls you: “My princess”

-feed you…VEGETABLE (because he doesn’t like unhealthy foods)

-(R.I.P for those who don’t eat vegetables) *evil  laugh*

-always have green tea and vitamins on his bag

-ice cream #1 enemy (cause he is easy to catch cold)

-hanging out inside his chilly room; sharing the same blanket together while listening to jazz music

-gave his jacket on you when you feel cold

-will buy concert tickets for you

-your fashion stylist

-Basically, he’s an ideal boyfriend for everyone.

-not until you denied his great idea and act like it was yours

You: I think, this idea of mine is good

MInghao: But that was originally my idea, YAH IMMAH!

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Mingyu

-a wife material

-husband material rather*

-he cooks for you

-he cleans your room

-he drove you home and also drive you crazy~

-he helps  you with your study cause he’s freaking smart

-and above them all, he’s a complete nagger

-“(Y/n).Throw your garbage to the trash bin, not on your windowsill.”

  -Because Mingyu is tall, tanned and handsome , many girls are tailing glances at him in public place

-so you always cling on his shoulder to mark him as your territory

-although he seemed perfect, this guy is little bit clumsy

-No

-He is a VERY VERY CLUMSY

-remember the time when you went to the mall and he accidentally broke the TV display?

-That was your worst date ever

-someone who will sneeze on his hand and wipe it on your shoulder

-will put his hand inside his short to wipe his butt

-"(Y/N), do you want me to scratch your butt? I can put my hand inside your short" *smirks*

-clingy bf who’ll hug you behind your back while you’re doing the dishes

-loves torrid kisses

-brought you to different restaurant

-getting fat together

-and exercising together after stuffing your tummies

-your photographer

-If you played games with him and you lose, he’ll tease you so much that you’ll end up asking him stop the car

-He is too humble. So when you two fought, he’s the one who will apologize first

-loves to stare at you in close gap

-always post your pictures together on his instagram

-loves to bite your cheeks

-and also loves to squeeze your butt cheeks

-a great nurse when you’re sick

-eating samgyupsal together, and he will cook all of the meat for you

-wiping your sweats with his hand

-braids your hair

-tied your shoelaces

-asked you to kiss him so he’ll get much energy to do his task

-loves to pout his lips if he wanted to ask for  a favor

-a giant puppy who won't stay still if you are mad

- "Forgive me please? I'll do anything"

-his ideal date is travelling around the world

-very adventurous

-tend to put his arm around your shoulder because of his height

-he is a nagger gentleman

-and a hot blooded young man

MIngyu: (driving)

You: (sitting on the passenger seat)

Mingyu: (suddenly placed his hand on your legs)

You: (blushed) Hey!

Mingyu: (glanced at you) (brows moved up and down) Why? (grins)

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Dokyeom

-this guy is the author’s ideal guy so you’d better listen

-a witty guy who can make you laugh even when he’s not joking because he’s a complete dork

-can sing very well (asdfghhjkkl)

-can dance very well (asdafghjjll)

-can act  (adfagshsjsjksls)

-can cook amazing dishes (agajsksksksjj author is dead!)

-an innocent guy who gets awkward over some green jokes from his friends

-everyone says that he is too kind to be true

-well, in your relationship, he never said harsh things on you. NEVER

-If he has weakness: then it is buying too much things that he doesn’t need

-so as his girlfriend, you also ended up buying unnecessary things

-“Oh? Buy it now (Y/n)! Buy it now!”

-shoving his smiley face when he wanted your compliments

-“Praise me (Y/n). I’m a good boy, right?~”

-cupping your hands with his warm palms when you feel cold

-a boyfriend who won’t bring you inside his room cause it is too messy

-if he asked, “Can I have a bite on your food?” Don’t give in. A one bite of him means eating almost half of it

-But if he asked, “Can I have a bite of you?” Then go~ (but he won’t ask this cause he is too innocent. Bleh :P)

-gives you horse back and round around while saying: “Yihaaaah~”

-He’s approachable guy with many friends so… you can expect many wedding gifts in the future *evil smile*

Dokyeom: Honey~

You: Yes?

Dokyeom: Do you know Tikbalang?

You: Huh? What’s that?

Dokyeom: It’s half human and half horse. The upper body is horse while the lower body is human.

You: Ahhh (nods) So? What’s about that?

Dokyeom: Jeonghan hyung said that if it is raining while the sun is shining so bright, then two tikbalangs are marrying each other. I think…. (looked at you with a thumbs up) That’s amazing.

You:….

-please guide him  from wrong ideals

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Seungkwan

-a crying baby

-he’s the youngest of their family so he tends to act baby in front of you to get what he wants

-“Chan I gwet a wittle owf tsisses from yuuuuu? Pweaase~”

-he hates seeing his friends doing aegyos but when you’re the one doing it, he thinks it’s precious

-because he loves kids so much, he always talk about having own children with you:

-how many kids he wants

-and how will you make one

-oops~

-he hates it when you wear thin or short clothes

-“OMG (Y/N)! What are you wearing? If you will walk out like that, what about having just your underwear?! Change now!”

  -just like Mingyu… No. He’s definitely a big nagger than Kim Mingyu.

-he never stopped until you drink the vitamins he bought for you

-he is a clean freak and he doesn't want his friends to even sit on his bed (but for you... it's okay)

-always bring tissues

-an English genius enthusiast that will correct your grammar by saying that fashion spells: F A S T I O N

-You know that Seungkwan is saving money for your future so you never ask him to buy you gifts

-but every anniversary, he will buy you something that you won’t never forget (like hand sanitizer, toilet paper, Vitamins or a set of toothbrush)

-his ideal dates are eating outside, taking you to his province and late night talk

-there was a time when you talked all night about things on your lives without sleep

-he loves taking care of his skin. So sometimes, you and him will spend a day doing skin care routine

-watching sad movies together, and crying together

-he is a lovable son who treasure his mom so much (they said, a husband will treat you the way he treats his mom)

-(author is falling in love with him. Help~)

-A coffee enthusiast. He never forget to bought coffee for the two of you

-a good singer 😍😍😍😍😍

-and the mood maker

-too honest to tell you if your cooking skill sucks (will ask his mom to teach you)

-he teased you so much but when you teased him, he’ll get mad (Justice please!)

-you sometimes get mad at him because his voice are always in high tone but believe me… it is just Boo on his sassy mode

-“Kimbap be kidding?!”

-a boyfriend who will cry when he gets jealous T^T

-don’t play with him with punishments. He’ll hit your forehead for real~

-he is very friendly to everyone, especially to older people

-Everyone, listen.

-HE’S MINE.

-lolXD

You: (cut your knife while cutting the onions) Ahhhh!

Seungkwan: Omg! What happened?! (walked closer) aigoo. Why are you so clumsy? Give it to me (sucks your finger)

You: (blushed while looking at him)

Seungkwan: (suddenly cried while sucking your finger)

You: W-Why are you crying? (confused) I’m okay. D-Don’t w-worry too much

Seungkwan: (shook his head) No. It just that… (wipe his tears) (looked at you) I forget that you were cutting onions. And I licked your fingers. Sh*t.

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Vernon

-let’s start by saying that Vernon always call in in video chat every morning while half naked

-but his camera angle is sometimes in an angle where you could see his nostrils

-Vernon is innocent boyfriend who even  searched: “How to satisfy your girlfriend with a kiss?” in Google

-his ideal dates are: “Wherever you’re happy, I’ll go with you”

-he maybe slow in picking up your jokes

-but when he did, he’ll laugh crazily and make you feel that you’re the greatest joker of all

-he’s a kind of boyfriend who will wear colorful clothes during your date: Red, orange, yellow, green, violet, indigo and blue

-His way of thinking is too deep that sometimes, he won’t respond to your question (especially when he is thinking about Science management)

-he believes that Alien exists

-and you are his biggest evidence why he believes on it

-*Author runs for her life*

-*author came back because he needs to finish this threads*

-So… where were we again?

-Okay. So Vernon is a boyfriend that never gets shy to hold your hands in public

-hugs you in public

-AND EVEN KISSES YOU IN PUBLIC

-He loves to shop unneeded things  in mall so you better stop him from buying same hats design over and over again

-dating Vernon is having a cute dongsaeng like Sofia who calls you: “Sister in law~”

-always asking him to clean his room (especially his unfinished Cheetos that was eaten 2 years ago)

-because it is so hard to read his mind, you never know when he’ll attack you

(inside a fast-food chain)

You: (eating burger)

Vernon: (looking at you)

You: (saw his stare) What?

Vernon: (blinks) You’re cute

You: Ehhh? (chuckles) Stop it

Vernon: What? (serious stare)

You: Staring at me like that. I’m melting~

Vernon: Then melt (leaned more closer)

You: (freeze cause he is freaking damn handsome) V-Vernon

Vernon: ….

You: V-Vernon, can we just finish our foo-

Vernon: (leaned more closer and bites your lower lip) 

Everybody inside Mcdonald: (looked at the two of you while feeling the cringe)

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Dino

-a mature boyfriend who already has lists of everything he wanted to with you

-he’s a talented boyfriend who can sing, can dance, can  act but won’t  solve math equation even if he can(?)

-he is very protective

-like asking you where you are

-“who’s with you?”

-“did you get home safely?”

-“are you sleeping? Don’t stay up too late”

-he always send sweet texts like:

-“I miss you”

-“Can’t wait to see you”

-“Are you alone in your house?”

-he maybe knows how to talk sweetly but he's a guy who will pinpoint your wrong doing so you would improve for the better

-a positive partner

-will support your kpop fangirling

-dance in front of you when he's bored

-laughed hysterically at your tiniest joke

-stared at you when you are asleep

-will protect you from any harm (especially from his bully friends like Yoon Jeonghan)

-always take you home and greet your parents

-he also gives present to your family members

-he is the oldest in his family so sometimes, he acts like an older brother

-loves slow kisses

-let you sit on the push cart while you two are in the grocery store

-playing games with him and he'll let you win on purpose

-when he get jealous, he'll be honest because he doesn't to have misunderstanding

-if he only have one weakness: then it could be... EXPLAINING TOO MUCH.

You: Where are we going for a date this upcoming Sunday

Dino: (take a deep breathe) You know (Y/n), yesterday, my boss called me and said that in our department, there was a little mistake about the contract my co-employee signed. It was about...  blah blah blah blah...

(After two minutes)

Dino: (speaking non stop) so... I therefore conclude that we have to postpone our date this Sunday

You: (yawned) (opened your eyes) oh? You're done explaining my baby?

Dino: (pushed you on the sofa and pinned you down) It's DADDY

You: (blushed) (blinked) why s-shoul I call you daddy?

Dino: because... blah blah blah blah...

You: STOP. JUST KISS ME. NOW.

End.