Scoups

You: (chatted him) ~ Coups, pwede magtanong?

Scoups: (replied) Sure. Ano yon?

You: (replied) Nag chat kasi  ako sa kaibigan ko. Tapos shinare ko lang yung nangyari sa atin kanina. Tapos sabi niya, "Sml". Ano ibig sabihin nun?

Scoups: (replied) SML? Ah. "Sa Manila Hotel"

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Hoshi

You: (chatted him) Hosh, pwede magtanong?

Hoshi: (replied) ~sure! Orayt!

You: (replied) Kanina, kachat ko yung kaibigan ko na mahilig sa sabungan ng manok. Tapos ang sabi niya, "P.s natalo ako sa sabungan" Ano ang ibig sabihin ng p.s?

Hoshi: (replied) waaah! Alam ko! P.s means, "Pahinging Sauce!"

You: (replied) ha? Bakit sauce?

Hoshi: (replied) duh! Eh kasi natalo yung chicken niya. Edi gagawin na niyang fried chicken at nanghihingi siya ng sauce.

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Wonwoo

You: (chatted him) Wonwoo, pwede magtanong?

Wonwoo: (replied) nagtatanong ka na nga eh.

You: (replied) sungit. anyway, ganito kasi, ka-chat ko si Mingyu kanina.

WOnwoo: (replied) K. Bye.

You: (replied) Uy di pa tapos!

Wonwoo: (replied) hmm. -_-.

You: (replied) Ka-chat ko siya kanina, tapos sabi niya, kapag nag date daw kami, gusto niya HHWW. Ano yung hhww?

Wonwoo: (seen your message)

You: (replied) hoy.

Wonwoo: HOLDING HANDS WITH WONWOO!

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Jeonghan

You: (chatted him) Jeonghan, may tatanong ako.

Jeonghan: (replied) ge. Ano yun?

You: (replied) Ka-chat ko friend ko kanina. Sabi niya, ayaw daw nila sa lalaki kaya hanggang ngayon NBSB siya. Anong meaning ng "NBSB"?

Jeonghan: (replied) NO BULLYING IN SOMEONE'S BREAST. Baka flat chested siya?

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Seungkwan

You: (chatted him) Seungkwan, may tanong iz me.

Seungkwan: (replied) Tanong iz you? What you?

You: (replied) May nagpapatanong sakin kanina if NGSB ka. Anong meaning ng "NGSB"?

Seungkwan: (replied) ahahahahhahahahah!

You: (replied) luh nabaliw. Ano nga?

Seungkwan: (replied) Gosh! Edi... NO GRABBING IN SOMEONE'S BUTT!

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Junhui

You: (replied) Hoy, may tanong ako.

Junhui: (replied) wala kang talong.

You: (replied) buset. Tanong kasi!

Junhui: (replied) ay sorry namali ng rinig.

You: (replied) Chat kaya to!

Junhui: (replied) haha you got me babe. Ano ba yun?

You: (replied) Nabasa ko post mo kanina sa Fb. Yung sabi mo nanaginip ka about me. Tapos may nakalagay na "Skl". Ano meaning ng "Skl"?

Jun: (replied) "SA KAMA, LOVES."

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Dokyeom

You: (chatted him) Dk! I have a question!

Dokyeom: (replied) anooo yuuuun?!

You: (replied) nagpapasama sa akin sa Mall yung friend ko. Bibili daw siya ng pang OOTD sa occasion bukas. Ano meaning ng "OOTD"?

Dokyeom: (replied) haha grabe sa mall pa talaga bibilhin ang OOTD.

You: (replied) Bakit ano ba meaning nun?

Dokyeom: Edi, "One and Only Tinapang Daing."

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Minghao

You: (chatted him) Hao, can i ask a thing?

Minghao: (replied) yow. Sup? Sure.

You: (replied) Tinanong ko kay Hoshi if ano ang meaning ng P.S. Kaso parang niloloko lang niya ako. Alam mo ba kung ano meaning nun?

Minghao: (replied)OO naman!

You: (replied) Ano meaning ng p.s?

Minghao: (replied) "Paasa Siya"

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Mingyu

You: (chatted him) Gyu. May tanong ako.

Mingyu: (replied) spill it.

You: (replied) Yung friend ko sinabihan siya ng "KSP" ng crush niya. Kaya naisipan niya bumili ng gluta pampa-puti. Ano meaning ng KSP?

Mingyu: (replied) hay naku. Edi... KULANG SA PALIGO!

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Joshua

You: (chatted him) Shua, I will ask something.

JOshua: (replied) Go on.

You: (replied) kanina, sabi ko sa ka-chat kong friend, mag-c-cr lang ako. TApos sumagot siya ng "Tyt." Ano ibig sabihin nun?

Joshua: (replied) jusko!

You: (replied) hala bakit?! Ano meaning nun?!

JOshua: (replied) TYT Means... "Tonight You're Tigang"?

You: (replied) what the----

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Woozi

You: (chatted him) Uji, may tanong ako!

Woozi: (replied) busy ako. Shoo!

You: (replied) sungit!

Woozi: (replied) bilis na. Ano ba yun?

You: (replied) Umamin sakin yung crush ko nung birthday ko. Sabi niya, "I love you, hby?" Ano meaning ng hby? Hubby ba? Ahohoho!

Woozi: (replied) Tanga. Sabi niya, "Happy bithday to you".

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Vernon

You: (chatted him) HAnsol! I have a question!

Vernon: (replied) what is it?

You: (replied) Kausap ko friend ko na boy kanina. Sabi niya, "Tbh, di ko pa nalalabahan. Sorry." Ano ibig sabihin ng TBH?

Vernon: (replied) wow! Hahaha. Grabe. Di pa niya nalalabhan talaga yung tbh niya?

You: (replied) Huh?

Vernon: (replied) TBH, as in? Like, Three Brief on the House?!

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Dino

You: (chatted him) ILY.

Dino: (replied) ILY too.

You: (replied) dino, alam mo meaning ng "ILY"? sinabi sakin yan ni Bernard kanina.

Dino: (seen your message)

You: (replied ) Uy?

Dino: (replied) ILONG mo, ang LAKI-LAKI! YUCK!

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