Scoups

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Scoups: (lick the corner of his lips, chuckles) kahit na gwapo ako?

You: yup! Hinding hindi! Loyal ako sa bias ko at---

Scoups: (took off his shirt) uhmmm?

You: (saw his half naked body, gasped)

Scoups: (leaned closer) what did you say again? (Smirk)

You: ah eh... (Gulped) pwedeng... Humingi ng k-kanin?

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Jeonghan

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Jeonghan: (laughs with his infamous "haha" sounds) oh really? Why not?

You; kasi.... Si bias, manly. Eh Ikaw mas maganda ka pa sakin at---

Jeonghan: (cut his hair, wear some piercings) I am not manly? (Deep voice, pinned you against the wall like a bad boy) I'm not? (Husky tone, grins)

You: (freeze)

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Jisoo

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Jisoo: (smiles) (nods)

You: t-totoo nga! Kahit sobrang banal mo at mabait at---

Jisoo: (grabbed your wrist, pulled you closer)

You: oh! (Gets pulled, looked at his face about 2 inches away) J-Jisoo I--

Jisoo: (shut your mouth by putting his index finger to your lips, gently wiping your lower lip) I can be... Seductive sometimes.... (Bit his lower lip)

You: (gulped, blinks) h-holy... W-water... (Blushed)

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Jun

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Jun: why not? I'm freaking handsome and sexy tho. (Smirks)

You: no! I am loyal to my bias.

Jun: I can get you pregnant too.

You: (blushed) I'm innocent! Stop it!

Jun: (serious face)

You: w-what?

Jun: (sits in front of the piano, looks at you, before he smiled sweetly and play the piano)

You: (in awe) wow.

Jun: (sings and plays piano while looking intently on your eyes)

You: (blushed, heart beats faster)

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Hoshi

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Hoshi: eyyy? Why not po? (Pouted cutely)

You: basta. Loyal ako kay bias at--

Hoshi; (sings rap on his part on "Change up") (dance with swag) (looked at you and winked)

You: (jaw dropped) OH MY GOD! HOSHI CAN RAP!!!!!!!

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Wonwoo

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Wonwoo: (closed the book he was reading. Looked at you) hmm?

You: I said, loyal ako sa bias ko.

Wonwoo: (stared at you with his sexy blank reaction)

You; (melted by his gaze) h-hindi talaga a-ako ma---

Wonwoo: (gets a mic, sings a love song for you using his deep voice)

You: ............

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Woozi

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Woozi: huh, (walks toward you) (glared at you)

You: (scared by his gaze) ka-kahit hampasin mo ako ng gitara, loyal ako kay...

Woozi: Oppayah~~~! (Do aegyos) naega jinjja johahaneun sarami saengyoso...

You: (jaw dropped)

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Seokmin

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Seokmin: owwww.... (Show his biceps) hehehehe (smiles happily)

You: (gulped) no! Loyal ako kay bias! Hmp! (Looks away)

Seokmin: (looks at you seriously) o---kay. (Tears fell(

You: oh? ( Looked at him) a-are you crying?!

Seokmin: (looked at you while crying, forced a smile, turned around, sobs)

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Minghao

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Minghao: sigurado ka ba? (Leaned closer)

You: O-Oo naman! Loyal kasi ako kay bias at--

Minghao: (pulled your waist, pecked on your lips)

You: Omo! (Eyed widen, covered your lips, looked at him)

Minghao: (grins, removed your hand and kisses you again)

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Mingyu

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Mingyu: (fake cough)

You; oo nga! Loyal kasi ako kay --

Mingyu: (sings "Trauma")

You: okay... I'm wreck.

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Seungkwan

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Seungkwan; EDI WOW! (WALKS OUT)

You: .......
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Vernon

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Vernon: owww (covered his mouth) okay. Please be loyal until the end. Did you see Seungkwan? (Walks out, find Seungkwan rather than wasting his time on you)

You: ..... Sige... Maglandian uli kayo. Pang season 2 na to.

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Dino

You: Alam mo kahit kailan, hinding hindi mo masisira ang bias list ko.

Dino: bakit naman?!

You: cause your still a baby! Dino nugu aegi?!

Dino: (turns on the music [Who] dance, hip thrusts)

You: oh my g--

Dino: (grinds the floor)

You: Noooooooo!
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