Scoups

You: (text) Hi babe.

Scoups: (replied) Hello babe.

You: Ay sorry wrong send!

Scoups: -_-. Sino yang BABE mo na yan?! Saan nakatira yan? Uupakan ko.

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Jeonghan

You: (text) Hi babe.

Jeonghan: (replied) Sorry, pero wag mo ko landiin.

You: (replied) Wrong send kasi! Sorry!

Jeonghan: (replied) Weh?

You: (replied) oo kaya! Tsaka anong nilalandi?!  asa kang bakla ka!

Jeonghan: (replied) bakla? Asan ka?

You: Bakit?

Jeonghan: gusto mo kalandian? Maghuhubad ako at magpapaka-lalaki. Asan ka!?

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Jisoo

You: (text) Hi babe.

Jisoo: (calls you)

You: (nagulat, hindi sinagot) hala bakit kaya? Oh!! wrong send ako!!! (text) Jisooooooo! Sorry wrong send.

Jisoo: (replied) Awwww T^T. Akala ko....

You: (replied) Ha? Ano?

Jisoo: (text) akala ko, gusto mo rin ako at pwede na maging tayo.

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Jun

You: (text) Hi babe

Jun: (replied) Hello babe. Where are you?

You: (replied) OMG! Sorry! Wrong send!

Jun: (replied) eh sira ulo ka pala eh! >_<

You: Aba! grabe ka naman! Sorry na nga eh!

Jun: walang sorry sorry. You made me turned on tapos sorry. Let's meet! Kailangan masapatan pangangailangan ng hormones ko! ASAN KA! ASAP!

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Hoshi

You: (text) Hi babe

Hoshi: (replied) Omo! Are you confessing! Woahhhhhh! I love you too! I will marked my calendar!

You: (replied) Omo! Wrong send Hoshi! Sorry.

Hoshi: ( di na nagreply)

You: (text) Hosh? Sorry na oh. Pero...... may gusto ka ba sakin?

HOshi: (replied) ...

You: (replied) bakit dot lang?

Hoshi: (replied) Don't me nga. Tsk, manhid.

You: (replied) Ha?

HOshi: (replied) sino man yang babe mo, mukha siyang tae ng manok! Bleh!

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Wonwoo

You: (text) Hi babe

Wonwoo: (replied) babe?

You: Oh sorry! Wrong send.

Wonwoo: Who you?

You: wow! Di naka-save number ko sayo?

Wonwoo: Ahh, kilala na kita.

You: Ha? SIno ako?

Wonwoo: Mingyu? Tsk. Babe mo mukha mo.

You: HIndi ako si Mingyu

Wonwoo: Okay bye. Don't text me. I have my own babe.

You: Edi wow. Si (Y/N) to.

Wonwoo: (text) Hi babe.

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Woozi

You: (text) Hi babe.

Woozi: (replied) Ewww. Yuck.

You: (nagta-type palang sana) Sorry, nawrong sen--

Woozi: (nag reply agad) But I like it. Okay, babe na tawagan natin. Bakit babe? ^//^

You: (natigilan, hindi mai-send ang reply sana, naisip na baka mahampas ka ng gitara)

Woozi: (text) BAbe? -_-. mAgrereply ka ba o magdadala ako ng gitara diyan?

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Seokmin

You: (text) Hi babe.

Seokmin: Hi babe, I miss you. I want you. Can I kiss you po? hihihihi.

You: (replied) HAla! Sorry wrong send!

Seokmin: (replied) joke joke joke lang. Hi, musta? hahaha.

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Mingyu

You: (text) Hi babe.

Mingyu: hyung? Is that you?

You: (replied) Ha? Ay! Wrong send!

Mingyu: Weh? Wonwoo hyung ikaw yan! Hahahahaha. Hello babe ko.

You: (replied) eeewww! Bakla ka pala! Si (y/n) to!

Mingyu: (replied) Wala si Mingyu. Umalis.

You: (replied) Weh? Palusot pa more.

Mingyu: (replied) Si Wonwoo to. Naiwan niya phone niya.

You: (replied) sinungaling.

(nang biglang may yumakap sayo mula sa likod)

You: Ohh! (nagulat)

Mingyu: (nakayakap sayo) babe, straight ako. Promise. Kaya kitang anakan,

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Minghao

You: (text) Hi babe.

Minghao: (replied) Yow bhosxz ng bhuhay kow.

You: (replied) Sorry hao! Wrong send!

minghao: (di nagreply)

(after few minutes)

Minghao: (nag send ng group message) "Yhung tipongz akhala mhow, babe kha na niya, tawphox, wrong send lhangs pala! Manhid is real. #hugotszzz"

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Seungkwan

You: (text) Hi babe.

Seungkwan: (REPLIED) HINDI AKO B.A.B.O.Y!  Gigil mo si aque!

You: (replied) Ay sorry! Wrong send!!!

Seungkwan: ................... -_-.

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Vernon

You: (text)Hi babe.

Vernon: (replied) Oh hi. Ahmmmm, yeah.... weird but..... okay.

You: HAla! (nagtatype ng message) HAnsol...sorry wrong---

Vernon: (calls you)

You: (sinagot mo) Hey! Sorry wrong sen--

Vernon: I want to hear it.

You: H-Ha? What?

Vernon: (husky tone) you...calling me..."babe". Damn! I am blushing!

You: (blushes)

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Dino

You: (text) Hi babe.

Dino: (replied) ayiee. You are being so sweet babe.

You: (replied) naku! Kung alam mo lang na na-wrong send ako 12 times kanina!

Dino: (replied) Kanino ka na-wrong send babe?

You: kay Scoups, Jeonghan, Jisoo, Jun, HOshi, Wonwoo, Woozi, Seokmin, Mingyu, Minghao, Seungkwan and Vernon.

Dino: (replied) ahhh, kaya pala, mga naglalasingan dito. Hahaha.

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Svt members

members: (nakita ang cellphone ni Dino) Maknae!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dino: B-Bakit? (lumapit) (nakita na hawak nila cellphone niya) W-Walang porn diyan! MAlinis ang  ang history hyungs!

Members: Ikaw pala yung BABE AH!!!!!! LUMALANDI!

Dino: (gulped) ah ...eh..... bibili lang ako ng toothpase sa tindahan. Bye! (tumakbo)

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