Scoups

Interviewer: What is your strength?

Scoups: (suddenly took off his shirt) Maam, I can lift you up right now. Believe me, I am strong.

Interviewer: (drooling)

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Jeonghan

Interviewer: Reason behind leaving your last job?

Jeonghan: (fell asleep)

Interviewer: Ahmmm? Mr. Yoon? Aish! Now I know why!

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Joshua

Interviewer: What is your weakness?

Joshua: I can't come to company's dinner.

Interviewer: Why?

JOshua: (eyes smiles) "Drink water, not alcohol!"

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Jun

Interviewer: How do you see yourself 5 years from now on?

Jun: (smirks) Still sexy and handsome. Oh yeah (dab)

Interviewer: -_-

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Hoshi

Interviewer: What are your expectation from this job?

HOshi: I heard your company gives free lunch. I expect some fried chicken on the menu. Hihihihi

Interviewer: -_-

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Wonwoo

Interviewer: What position do you want if we ever accept you?

Wonwoo: I want to get the... C.E.O position. And then, I will say, "You're fired." (pointed you)

Interviewer: Okay. You... (pointed him) get out.

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Woozi

Interviewer: So you're height is 5'4.6". (reading his resume) What irritates you about your co-workers?

Woozi: (glared at her) When they asked me about my height...

Interviewer: (gulped)

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Seokmin

Interviewer: Are you a team player?

Seokmin: Maam! I am not a player! Believe me! Cross my heart. I am loyal to my girlfriend. I never kiss anyone besides her. Again, I am not A PLAYER.

Interviewer: What? I am asking about you as part of our team who can take a part for successful project.

Seokmin: Ahhhh. Then, are we playing a game as a player? Like basketball player, etc?

Interviewer: -_-

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Mingyu

Interviewer: Introduce yourself

Mingyu: Hi, my name is Kim Mingyu. And today is my burstday. Do you know it? I love guys.

Interviewer: You love...WHAT?!

MIngyu: (blinks) Guys? (smiles)

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MInghao

Interviewer: What is your specialty?

Minghao: (raised his right brow) I can buy you.

Interviewer: What?! (frowned)

Minghao: (shook his ear) Ahhh, so noisy. Don't you know me? I am the one and only son of the C.E.O.

Interviewer: Really?! Then w-why are you h-here young master?!

Minghao: to ... ask you for a date. (smirks)

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Seungkwan

Interviewer: What thing are you proud of?

Seungkwan: Ladies and gentleman, thank you for such a wonderful question (sounds like in a pageant) first of all, I would like to thank my mom. Because the thing I am proud of is my butt. Want to see it?

Interviewer: No thanks. -_-

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Vernon

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself

Vernon: My name is Hansol and I only got a few dollar.

Interviewer: That's all?

Vernon: Maam, don't take this a wrong way, but you are my ice ice baby.

Interviewer: are you kidding me?

Vernon: kimbap be kidding?

Interviewer: GET OUT!

Vernon: Yeah. And I'mma build a rocket.

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Dino

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself

Dino: My name is Lee chan. When I was a kid, my idol is Michael jackson. I remember when I was in grade school, my teacher used to asked me to dance. All of my classmates were like my performance. In my high school days, I used to date a girl. But because I was in a dance club and I was busy, she broke up with me and date a basketball player instead. Too bad, because that basketball player is much busier than me. Funny right? That's why I don't believe in love. In my college day, the exams were tiring. But successfully, I graduated without any worries. My dream is to make the world peace. So when I had time to meditate myself, I decided to apply to your company. And--

Interviewer: (sleeping)

Dino: Ahmm, maam? I still have a lot of story. Maam? Maam?!

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End.