Scoups

You: Who is your life?

Scoups: of course. It is Yo-

You: oh well well well (flips hair) I know that I am your life

Scoups: ahmm, sorry. It supposed to be "Yoon Jeonghan"

You: 😑

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Jeonghan

You: Who is your life?

Jeonghan: (laughs) it is S-

You: Seungcheol?!

Jeonghan: wait let me explain. "S" can stands for Seungcheol or Shua.

You: so who is it?! Seungcheol or Shua?

Jeonghan: it is... S----

You: S--?

Jeonghan: Secret (laughs hard)

You: 😑

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Joshua

You: Who is your life?

Joshua: (smiles) just looked above

You: (looked above)

Joshua: that is my life

You: the heaven? The one who gave you life?

Joshua: (poker face) What did you see when you looked up?

You: the ceiling?

Joshua: no. It is the lizzard (laughs)

You: 😑

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Jun

You: Who is your life?

Jun: Everyone

You: why?

Jun: Cause everyone loves me. Right girls?! (Winked at his fan club)

Girls: Waahhh!

Jun: (wear sun glasses) ugh, I am so hot.

You: 😑

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Hoshi

You: Who is your life?

Hoshi: It is Joy.

You: what?! (Eyes widened) WHO IS JOY?!

Hoshi: CHICKEN JOY! (sings~Sa jollibee bida ang saya)

You: 😑

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Woozi

You: Who is your life?

Woozi: eeewww. What kind of question is that? Too korni

You: But you have to answer. Again, who is your life?

Woozi: (gets his guitar)

You: (runs away)

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Wonwoo

You: Who is your life?

Wonwoo: It's Mac.

You: who is Mac?!

Wonwoo: McDonald's cheese burger. Cause my life is Hamburger. (Do aegyos) Cheejibeogo!

You: 😑

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Dokyeom

You: Who is your life?

Dokyeom: My life is from my mother's egg cell and my father's sperm cell (smiles innocently)

You: that is not the right answer for my question! (blushed)

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Mingyu

You: Who is your life?

Mingyu: (looked at the camera) my life is Carats

You: huh?

Mingyu: Hello, my name is Kim Mingyu. And I lobeu my carats

You: 😑 too showbiz dude.

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Minghao

You: Who is your life?

Minghao: You.

You: w-what?

Minghao: (smiles Sweetly) ahuh

You: w-why me?

Minghao: Cause..  I Love YOU.

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Seungkwan

You: Who is your life?

Seungkwan: of course it's YOU!

You: (blushed) r-really?

Seungkwan: No, I'm joking. Buhwahahaha goshness.

You: 😑🔫

#paasa

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Vernon

You: Who is your life?

Vernon: Seung---

You: Seungkwan?! Omg Verkwan is real?!

Vernon: (scratches his nape) Actually... Seungkwan told me to say his name when you ask me that question. Hehe.

You: 😑

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Dino

You: Who is your life?

Dino: a lot! My friends, the members, my parents, my siblings, my aunties, my cousins, my cousin's best friend, my cousin best friend's brother, my great greath grandfather and --

You: Stapeet! That's enough! 😑

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