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joshua: soonyoung what in the world are you doing?

soonyoung: i'm watching monster high, what do you mean what am i doing?

mingyu: I think he's talking about the fact that you're shoving your hand down a cat's throat

soonyoung: tiger's bitchass swallowed a nerf dart

joshua: what were you doing with a nerf gun inside your home?

soonyoung: target practice, duh. what if someone breaks into my home and i'm -- i don't know? taking a shit or something?

jihoon: I don't know who in their right mind would want to break into your house the way it looks like a dump. and don't even start with not having time to clean it because we're literally stuck at home.

soonyoung: i literally have no time to clean

jihoon: yeah if i was your cat and living with you, i'd swallow a nerf dart too

joshua: jihoon come on don't say that

jihoon: yeah, you're right

jihoon: i'd swallow a spoon

mingyu: let's be honest, i don't think any of us have actually cleaned our houses

joshua: i'll be honest, i think i'm the only one that has

soonyoung: nuh uh i'm seeing some dust particles over there joshua or are you going to tell me you have ghosts

joshua: i don't swear very often but fuck off kwon soonyoung

jihoon: your apartment can't look worse than soonyoung's fingers right now

soonyoung: I GOT IT

*soonyoung pulls a sickening yellow coloured nerf dart out of his cat's throat ewww*

jihoon: congratulations, now you have salmonella

mingyu: that's only going to happen if he puts his hand in his mouth too and i don't think i want to see that happen

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jeonghan: *with sunglasses on* fake ass bitches, you didn't say you were starting a call

jihoon: well maybe we didn't want you in it, did you think about that

jeonghan: of course not, everyone loves me

mingyu: where even are you that you have to wear sunglasses?

jeonghan: in my house where i'm the only thing hotter than the sun, peasants

soonyoung: seriously that was the worst joke i've ever heard

jeonghan; *moving his sunglasses to his head* who said it was a joke

jihoon: you're the joke and you're not funny

mingyu: *scratching his head*

soonyoung: mingyu that is the third time this call you've scratched your head and it's only been like ten minutes

joshua: someone hasn't showered

mingyu: of course I have, I'm hygenius

jihoon: hygienic, dumb fuck

jeonghan: mingyu has fleas

soonyoung: he's not a dog

joshua: humans can get fleas too

soonyoung: okay google

mingyu: why would I have fleas if I haven't even gone outside that much 

jihoon: probably got them from that crusty dog you own

mingyu: how DARE you disrespect aji like that

jihoon: tell aji she looks like a sewer rat

mingyu: and you're the size of one

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jeonghan: woww mingyu. don't act like you're all that

jeonghan: who do you think you are, the green giant?

soonyoung: we should just steal mingyu's ribs to make the rest of us taller

joshua: that's not even humanly possible you psychos

*jeonghan pulls his emotional support knife out from his pocket*

jeonghan: i don't care lol he better watch out

mingyu: *shaking in 'i'm in trauma it's got me singing' (go stream)*

jeonghan: sleep with both eyes open kim mingyu because you'll never know when the face at your ring doorbell camera will be me

soonyoung: yeah right like he'll be able to see anything past that big ass forehead of yours

joshua: *sighing* remind me again why I'm friends with ANY of you..

jeonghan: cause we're hot, duh. stop being silly joshie XD

mingyu: jeonghan literally NO ONE says XD out loud 

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jeonghan: and NO ONE trips over air like you do 

soonyoung: yeahh he has a point to be honest 

soonyoung: I wouldn't wanna be that first sandwich you dropped that time 

jihoon: says the one who didn't even make a sandwich 

soonyoung with his whole face on the screen: OKAY FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU, SECOND OF ALL YOURS HAD LIKE -- A WHOLE WATERMELON IN IT 

jihoon: *clears his throat* it adds character 

soonyoung: ... to a sandwich 

jihoon: it was still better than yours 

jeonghan: I'm becoming a michelin chef after that competition

joshua: and who's going to eat at your restaurant? 

joshua: the possums in your trash?

jihoon: if I was a possum I'd act dead to avoid eating anything jeonghan cooks

mingyu: yeah.. that's one surefire way of getting e. coli 

soonyoung: e. coli more like e-at my ass 

jeonghan: that wasn't funny 

jihoon: you literally laugh at deez nuts jokes 

jeonghan: yeah cause THAT'S funny 

*drop your best jokes here*

joshua: NONE OF YOU ARE FUNNY 

jihoon: *rolling his eyes smh* says the least funny one of the group 

joshua: *angy* I can be funny!

jihoon: be funny with something that isn't a western dad joke 

joshua: ...

jihoon: go ahead, use that big brain of yours 

joshua: I literally lost all braincells watching you all make sandwiches 

joshua: HOW did you all make the process so complicated 

mingyu: I thought I did a good job

jeonghan: think again 

jihoon: mingyu doesn't think

jeonghan: mingyu doesn't think AND he has fleas?

mingyu: *probably sobbing idk*

joshua: .... 

joshua: I'm done here

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