It's valentines day. Couples are walking on the street; kissing, hugging, holding each other hands and staring with love. But this is not the case for me.

I am sitting at a waiting shed, wearing rags, has messy hair, smell like rotted onion while holding some platic bags. Yes, I'm a crazy beggar. But only in disguise.

Actually there's a tip that there will be a drug dealing around this area. It's been two days since I started this crazy act. I don't have enough sleep and I feel so hungry. I wish I could eat some chocolate muffin.

Chocolate muffin?

I smell chocolate muffin.

It's coming from... from...

From a hamster sitting beside me. I mean, a man who looks like a hamster.

That man with small eyes is looking at me as he stuffed his muffin all inside his mouth. He eats like a beggar more than me.

"Do you want some?" He offered that small muffin in his hand, I guess it has his saliva.

I pretend I didn't hear him and rolled my finger on my hair.

"Oh? Ahhh, you couldn't  understand me because you are crazy," he continued.

Can you please just leave me alone?!

I laughed crazily at him so he'll get scared.

"Hahaha your laugh is cute!" He even praised. He is the crazy one! "My name is Hoshi. And just like you, I don't have a date this valentines day. Poor us."

Please just leave me alone!

"Ahah! What if we date instead? Can you be my date?"

He is really crazy!

"Oh? You frowned. I saw rolling your eyes. You can understand me right? You aren't crazy," he chuckled, pointing at me.

If my disguise exposed, my two days hardship will be meaningless.

So I stood up. Took a deep breath. Before I danced in front of him.

"Omo!" He gasped in surprised.

I just dance and dance like a nutcase; rolling,  waving and even try b-boying. I couldn't see his reaction because I was too focus on dancing. Not until I saw the drug dealer I was waiting for.

He came at the scene!

Catching my breath after that crazy dance, I watched the suspect. He is looking left and right while holding black leather bag. I guess it has drugs inside. And then I saw another man coming towards his side. They're dealing on the goods.

I threw all the plastic bags I am holding and ran towards them.

When the suspect saw me dashing, he was alarmed and run to escape along with his victim.

"Stop right there!" I shouted while chasing him.

I jumped on the high wall and used a short cut to be on the lead. And right when I jumped down, I caught him in my arms. "Got you!"

I took the handcuff from my pocket, pinned him down and shackled his hands.

"Argh! Let me go!" He groaned.

"Let me go?" I asked and hit his bald head.

"Ahh!" He winced.

"Did you know how much I suffer just to catch you?! You idiot!"

I called my back up team and brought the suspect in his cell.

Mission accomplished.

"Detective (y/n), you did a great job," the commissioner chief praised.

"Thank you chief!" I saluted.

"This is another reason why I should give you another mission."

Another mission?

"But chief, you promised me that after this, I can have two months day off," I reminded.

But chief let out a sigh. I don't feel good about this. "I did give my promise. But what should I do? The higher ups want to give this case to one of my competent detective."

So this is how you'll treat me? Complimenting me at first beforr giving me a hard task. F*ck it.

"I understand chief. But after my task, you should actualized your promise," I said while gritting my teeth.

"I will I will," he tapped my shoulder. He said the same thing last week. "So about the new case, I want you to infiltrate an entertainment agency as a trainee. There's a possible illegal prostitution in that agency that came from reliable source."

Then he gave me the documents regarding that agency.

"What's the agency name?" I asked.

"Jilod agency."

Jilod agency.

"I will processed your document as their new trainee. So prepare to start your mission tomorrow."

"I understand chief."

"But first..."

"Yes?"

"You should take a bath," chief covered his nose while walking away from me.

Do I smell that bad?

Well, it's been two days since I last took a shower.

I'll never experience dating not until I quit this job.

Anyway...

I went to our headquarter office and took a shower. This is so refreshing!

Then I went to our main office to greet my other detective collegues.

"Welcome back to me! Does anyone missed me?!" I shouted.

But they are too busy on their laptops. Tsss.

"Oh my Gosh! Guys look at this!" Hans exclaimed while watching something on his laptop. Other guys went to watch too.

Are they watching porn in the middle of their work? This freak.

"Hey!" I walked closer. "I told you not to slack off while worki-" but I freeze when I saw the video they are watching.

All of them glanced back at me and to the monitor.

"Isn't this you detective (y/n)?" One asked, pointing the screen.

He is right! It is my video! My video of dancing while wearing my beggar costume!

"Hahahahahaa! You became star detective (y/n)! Look! This video got 56k likes, 100k comments and 88k shares!" They teased.

"How did you learn that body wave?" Hans added, laughing so hard.

That hamster. Right. That crazy hamster took a video of me while I was dancing! He even posted it on his social media with the caption "crazy beggar, but still rocking on the dance floor."

Sh*t. I need to stop this from spreading! What if Wonwoo senior see this?!

"Gary!" I shouted.

"Y-Yes?" Gary stuttered.

"Find out the I.p address of this account! Right now!"

I don't have enough sleep for two days but now I am still walking like a zombie as I search for that hamster's house.

Exactly 7:30 pm, I found his apartment building. He is living at apartment #605, at the 7th floor. And guess what? Their elevator is  broken. Damn life.

So I climbed for 15 minutes and arrived at his door. I wanna kill him right now.

I pressed the doorbell, three times.

"Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong!"~

"Wait a minute!" He shouted from the inside.

I stretched my neck, ready my knuckle in case Ill need to push him down in one punch. However...

"Who's there?" He opened the door and I saw him holding a fried chicken. Punching him while he is eating might be awkward. "Who are you?" He doesn't recognized me.

"Well I am..." I started before I grabbed his hand (the one holding the chicken). I spinned his arm and pinned him on the wall.

"Ah ah ah!" He winced in pain. "W-What are you doing?! Are you going to rape me?! Stop it! I'll call the police!"

You are talking to a police now. Idiot.

"Erase it!" I shouted.

"W-What?" He stuttered while his cheek is on the wall.

"That beggar video on you social media, erase it right now. According to article 765, you can't record a video without the person's consent and post it in public just for fun. If there's someone who needs to call the police, it should be me."

"Huh?" He murmured. "Ahhhh!" He gasped. "I can recognized you now! You are that dancing beggar! What happened? You aren't  crazy anymore? How can you changed after a few hours! Now I believe in miracle!"

He is a real idiot.

"That's right. I am not a beggar anymore. So delete it right now. Or else I'll beat you to death," I threatened.

"Okay okay okay. Let my arm go now. It hurts."

I pulled my hand and let him faced me.

"Woah, it's really you," he gasped, smiling. "You look cute now that you aren't a crazy beggar."

I shouldn't tell him that I am a detective. I need to hide my identity 24/7.

"I am not a beggar. I-- I--- I acted like a beggar just for fun," I lied.

"Ah I see," he nodded. "Well, when I talked to you before, you seemed to understand me. Wearing beggar costume this valentines day is very unique. I guess you were too lonely. You are hopeless romantic too right? Right?"

My head is aching listening to this guy.

"Whatever. I came here to ask you to delete my video." I pointed his face.

"Okay. But how did you find my house?"

I found it using our hacker. But I can't say it that way.

"Y-You posted your address in your social media account!" I lied.

He looked at the ceiling and asked himself, "did I?"

"Anyway! Make sure you delete it!"

"I will I will." He got his phone and deleted the video from his gallery. Then he delete his post to right in front of my face. "I deleted it now. Happy?"

Phew.

"Good. If that video came out from other page, you should ask them to delete it. Understand?"

"Okay,"he agreed. "I'm sorry."

"Then, that's all. Bye."

I walked towards his door.

"But..." he said that stopped my pace. "You are a good dancer," he said. "I'll acknowledge your talent." And even gave me thumbs up.

I just shook my head then went out.

Dancer huh?

Right. It was my dream when I was young. But it changed after my brother died.

Tomorrow morning, I went to Jilod agency to start my new mission as their trainee. This is my first day here so I have to act normal and get to know the people around. While I am at the practice room,  other trainees here are stretching.

"Hey did you watch the crazy beggar dancing video?" I heard other's conversation.

"Yes. That's so funny. But that beggar is really a good dancer. I was searching it last night, so I can show it to my friends but it seems it got deleted," the other replied.

"The main source deleted it. I can't look it on the other site too."

That's great. The hamster did a great job deleting it.

I sat on the floor and starts streching by myself.

"Hi, my name is Bean," a man sat beside me after greeting me in such a baritone voice.

I should be friendly.

"Hello, my name is Carat. I am a new trainee h-" my words stopped when I saw that man's face.

He is... Wonwoo senior!

"Wonwoo senior," I blabbered in surprised.

"Shssh. You shouldn't say my name out loud. My name is Bean," he chuckled.

What is happening? Why is he here?

Don't tell me, he is also...

"Are you on a secret mission too?" I whispered.

Wonwoo senior nodded. "Chief asked me to accompany you for this mission. Let's take care of each other."

No way!

I am going to work with my super duper ultimate crush!

I thought this dream won't never happen since we are on a different team!

Thank you chief!

This is more better than having two months day off!

I am so happy I accepted this mission!

"Stand up guys!" The lady in front clapped her hands to called us.

Me and my babe, I mean, Wonwoo senior, stood up and listen to that lady's announcement.

"Good morning to our trainees, and to our new trainees. I'm going to introduce you to your dance instructor," she nodded at someone from outside the room.

Then a man came in. "Good day our future stars! I will be your dance trainer!"

This voice.

I lifted my eyes towards that dance trainer's face. And just exactly what I was afraid of, he is the same man that came into my mind after hearing that voice.

My eyes widened, my jaw almost drop and I just got frozen on the spot.

"My name is Kwon Soonyoung. But you can all call me Hoshi. For now, I will teach you- oh?" He stopped in the middle of his introduction after our gaze met. "The beggar!" He exclaimed, pointing me.

This will be... the hardest mission I'll encounter. R.I.P (Y/N).

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A/n: new genre! I really miss writing detective (romantic, comedy) genre (Since I was originally a mystery thriller writer). This time I want to give another try. excited for the next part? Then don't forget to vote and comment!