I was waiting for my blind date for almost an hour inside this coffee shop. Tired of waiting, I put the straw between my lips and blew on my orange juice, making a bubble sounds. "~Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

A girl sitting near to my table glared at me, a kind of stare telling: "What's wrong with this girl? Acting  like a kid."

And so, I stopped, sat straight like a fine lady and gave her an elegant smile as much as possible.

"Haaaa," I left out a deep sighed out of boreness. What the hell is wrong with my blind date partner?! Making a girl wait, what a jerk. Tsk!

Fortunately, the cafe played my favorite song: 'Versace on the floor' by Bruno... Bruno? Bruno? What is that artist's surname again? His surname has something about our planets. Bruno Jupiter? Bruno Pluto? Ahhh! Nevermind. Anyway, it helped me calmed myself.

Enjoying the music, I took a sip again on my juice as my eyes wandered around; watching couples every corner and customers coming in. One of the customer, who just entered the cafe, caught my eye. He didn't just sneak my attention, he even stopped my world revolving, fading the vivid colours around leaving him...ONLY HIM.

I made a huge gulped as the man who has those bright smile, shining eyes, pointed nose, thick thighs and broad shoulder approached my direction. I can die peacefully if he turn out to be my blind date.

"Hi, I am Doctor Lee Seokmin. Your blind date."

"Nice to meet you Doctor Lee. I am Hwayoung."

Doctor Lee and Hwayoung shook their hands. My name is (y/n), not Hwayoung.

Damn.

I thought he was my blind date.

I rolled my eyes and took a sip on my juice again as I watch that pretty guy sat in front of the girl who glared at me a moment ago. What a lucky Hwayoung. Her blind date is handsome and a doctor. It is a full package! Tss.

"Ahhh, I'm jealous," I mumbled to myself as I watch them secretly.

"Sorry I was late. I've done a surgery before coming here," that Doctor Lee apologized.

The girl said, "It's okay. I just came here a moment ago."

What a liar. She was waiting for almost an hour just like me.

"Anyway, are you hungry? Do you want some cake?" he offered.

"I-Im okay."

"Hmmm. Okay."

Even though she is not hungry, a guy must treat a girl in a blind date! What's wrong with this doctor?

"Ms. Hwayoung," he said while staring intently on her face.

"Y-Yeah?" she responded, making a fluttered face.

"Your eyes..."

"Ahhh." That Hwayoung chuckled in an elegant manner, as she tucked her hair behind her ears. "I know. A lot of people tells me that I have a pretty eyes."

She is right. Now that I observed her eyes, it looks pretty like those actresses in the tv. Tsssk, plastic surgery is famous nowadays.

"No, I am not talking about how pretty your eyes are," Doctor Lee responded. Eh?

"Huh?"  the girl questioned.

"I noticed that your eyes are quite yellowish. Maybe you have a problem on your kidney."

"Pffft!" I choked, almost spitting the juice I was drinking after hearing what he had said. Seriously?!

"W-What did you say?" Hwayoung asked in irritated tone.

"Your eyes are yellowish. I bet you have a problem in your kidney. Did you ever try to get a check up on your urine?"

The girl  smiled in frustration, scratching her nape and getting her composure as much as possible. I can feel how she feels. Poor girl.

"Look Mr.Lee," she said with her reddened face. "I am here to date, not to get a check up from a doctor like you."

"I know. But health is first." he explained with hand gestures. "If you have time, I'll get a bottle container. And before we parted, give me your urine sample. I will get it examine for free. Hehe." He even made a peace sign.

Now I realized... No one is perfect at all. He maybe rich, handsome and successful, but he didn't probably know how to date a woman. Poor him.

"Yah! Are you messing with me?!" She stood up and shouted, getting the attention from everyone inside this cafe. "What a jerk!" she yelled before splashing a glass of water on his face. And then he walks out and left him in surprised.

Now...IT'S TIME TO LAUGH.

"Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhah! Waaah! That was hilarious! HAhahaha. Doctor Lee you are great! Hahaha!" I laughed, holdibng my tummy and giving him a thumbs up.

He slowly looked at me with his wet face. "Ha ha ha,"he forged a laugh. "Im okay Im okay," he announced to everybody as he tried to dry his face.

I was laughing till my hearts contents not until I saw another guy entering the cafe. It is not an exagerated illustration but...I SAW THE UGLIEST GUY I EVER MET!

I'm doomed. He is approaching me and my instict already telling me that this bald headed man is my blind date. Nooooooooooooooooo!

"Excuse me, are you miss (y/n)?" he asked, showing those silver coated teeth.

I.am.not.ready.to.face.a.death.to.death.situation!

"No," I lied. "My name is Hwayoung." I stood up and sat beside Doctor Lee who I just met today. I even put my arms around his shoulder.

"You are Hwayoung?" Doctor Lee asked. "I thought the girl I met before is Miss Hway--" So I quickly covered his mouth and show a begging face.

I whispered: "Please. I know we just met today. But I don't want to go to hell for now. Help me please and pretend to be my boyfriend for a moment. I'll promise to pay you in the future. "

He blinked, seemed he understood it. "Ahhhh, you are my girlfriend. Ha ha."

And then he pulled my waist closer and smiled at the bald man. "She is my girlfriend. Haha!" he added before kissing my forehead.

Wait what is that?! What's with the kiss?!

"Ahhh, sorry. I thought you are my blind date partner. Hehe," the bald man said and sat somewhere.

I need to escape as soon as possible! And so I grabbed his hand and mumbled: "Let's go."

And I pulled him outside the cafe.

We are both panting and our eyes went down on our hands holding each other. I pulled it away and fake a cough.

"T-Thank you Doctor Lee," I thanked.

He wiped his wet hair and asked, "How did you know that I am a doctor?"

"Ahh, I overheard your conversation with miss Hwayoung a moment ago."

"Really? Then did you see her eyes? Her eyes are so yellow. Tsk, she didn't believe me."

Aigooo this man. Still didn't get the main reason why he got splashed water all over his face.

"Doctor Lee, we just met today, but I have a suggestion."

"Hmmm?"

"I bet, you are not successful in dating girls, right?"

"Ahh! Yeah! How did you know?!"

"Doctor Lee, you are handsome and rich, but you have a big problem when it comes to treating a woman."

"Really? What is it?" He looked at me with those eyes that are so innocent.

"For example, it is not to right to asked a girl about her urine. That is a private matters even though you are a doctor. She will feel uncomfortable. Also, you don't need to ask her if she is hungry. A guy must treat food to his  woman  without asking. Okay?"

He nodded. "Ahhh, I see."

I patted his head and mumbled, "I am a kind of girl who doesn't get offended by that. So if you can't change your sense, find a girl like me who can stand a guy like you."

I smiled, but his face became serious.

"Anyway, thanks again Doctor Lee," I waved goodbye.

Then I walked away while looking above the sky.

Okay, my blind date is ruined. Where will I go n---

"Wait!" he shouted before grabbing my wrist and made me faced him again.

"W-Why? Ahh! I said I will pay you right?" I responded.

"Where is your phone?" he asked.

My phone?

I get my phone and give him while blinking. "Why?"

He got my phone and type something on it. He smiled and brought it back to me. Then he said in sweet tone. "Be my date. Next time, let's meet again and I'll date you. You said I need to find a girl who will understand me. Then why do I need to find one when you are already standing in front me?"

Eh? I stood freeze, while my heart is beating so fast.

He leaned closer... closer... and closer before he kissed my forehead. "I'll call you." He whispered before turning his back.

W-What is that?!

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