From the moment I woke up I knew,

That day was not going to be good.

My alarm was too loud and

instead of walking down the stairs I slood.

Then there was an environmentalist!

He wouldn't leave me alone,

Then a barking dog joined the fray.

Then I dropped and shattered my phone.

Really who could blame me for what happened next,

Because it was anyones guess.

Yea I might have punch the dog walker,

But I couldnt let him get away with less!

You'd think the environmentalist would be a little more passive,

but he was just as ready to fight

So after I hit the walker,

The kid gave me a sight!

He squared up his shoulders,

Hit me square in the jaw!

So really its not my fault, for breaking his arm,

Still, that kid environmentalist told the law!

So here I am in this court mandated class,

Telling you my story.

But let us get one thing straight,

you mess with me you'll be sorry!