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THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN TITLED "A PAIR OF SLACKS" BECAUSE I'M A SLACKER XD

I'm so sorry. My [lame] pun game is strong.

"GATHER 'ROUND GUYS! MISA HAS A GAME!" Misa said, holding up a dirty old boot as if it were a magic conch shell.

Light rolled his eyes. "Misa, no one wants to play some dumb game."

"I'll play with you Misa!" Matsuda stood up suddenly, accidentally spilling coffee all over your lap.

"Matsudaaa!"

"I-I'm so sorry, _____!"

Misa looked disappointed. "Eh. We don't have to play."

"HEY MATT! I WANNA TAKE OVER URANUS!" Mello barged in holding a figure of a planet.

Matt held up his hands in defense. "WOAH. Mello! I don't roll that way!" Planets should roll. they're round cx

"Huh?" Mello looked around, confused.

Near muttered under his breath. "Too bad Uranus is rather small."

Everyone snickered except Mello, who [very slowly] realized what was happening...

"NEAR! YOU LITTLE PUNK! I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!"

"Aw. Please don't... choke me... Mello..." Near stared innocently into Mello's eyes.

"STOP THAT!"

"B-but da-"

"NO."

"Okie-dokie." Near went back to playing with toys.

"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU. YOU WON'T GET THE LAST WORD," Mello said, still yelling, because that's who he is. "I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN SPEND 7 MINUTES IN A ROOM WITH SOMEONE ELSE. YOU'RE SO HEARTLESS. AT LEAST I'M CARING!"

You laughed. "Chocolate doesn't count, Mello."

"YOU ARE SO FULL OF YOURSELF!"

You turned towards Matt. "Matt, I'd stay far, far away if I were you."

"So was that a challenge?" Near said, standing up. "I can spend a whole 7 minutes in a room."

"With the person of my choice," Mello said, looking around.

"W-what?"

"_____! I CHOSE YOU!"

Near looked at you and smirked. "Oh. This will be easy. I've had my eye on _____ for a while now."

"O-oh!" You said, blushing. "Near... I'm flattered."

Mello flicked a wrapper at Near's face. "Get out of here, Near. I don't want to see your disgusting face anymore."

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"Just so you know, _____, I feel nothing for you," Near said, turning away. "I only acted that way because I was nervous, and I wanted to prove that Mello's brain is smaller than a pea."

"Near, I'm going to make you love me."

"H-huh?"

"I-I mean Near, come over here and hug me!"

"As an acquaintance?" Near said, respectfully keeping his distance.

You furrowed your brows. "Sure. Whatever the heck that means."

You noticed the way Near's head fit right in the crook of your neck... he was just a tad bit shorter than you were. Hmm... There was also a lingering scent of... strawberries? No wonder he's the successor of L...

"_____, you can let go now."

"O-oh. Right. S-sorry."

Near broke the ice. "Have you talked to Matsuda lately?"

"Yes... How'd you know?"

"Just an assumption. You smell like coffee."

You gasped. HE SMELLED YOU! OH MY GOODNESS! "You smell like strawberries!"

"Naturally," Near said, smiling his pervy smile.

"U-um okay."

All of a sudden the door swung open. Guess who was listening on the other side? tHE MELLOW DECEIVER! See what I did there *wink*

"Wow. Some people are so immature, their ignorance can't even handle it." Near said, twirling his hair and looking at Mello, who was curled on the floor. "You disgust me."

"Near..."

Near looked at you. "Oh! I should escort you properly, _____. A lovely lady like yourself shouldn't have to get their feet dirty."

Near took off the top of his button-down PJ's revealing...

wOW... OKAY... now I know what kind of person YOU are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ok, ok. I built up suspense for nothing. Here's an awkward picture of Near that I found!

lol.

anyways, Near placed the shirt on top of Mello like he was a dirty mud puddle. Then he offered for you to walk.

Let's just say all you could hear was Mello crying out in pain, leaving everyone in the living room wondering what was going on.

(A/N)
Soooo yeah.

I'm sorry I'm making everyone so SASSY XD

URANUS!
I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT XD

anyways.

*If you're going to put in a request, this book is now going to have slow updates. sorry xc
just letting you know.*

{BTW : THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT ! YOU CRAZY PEOPLE ARE AMAZING !}

bye, cutie. *wink*

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